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I ruined my sister in laws wedding

I was pissed because while my wife was prancing around the f...
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Built like a linebacker refrigerator
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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Curious crackhouse

I was pissed because while my wife was prancing around the fuckin Philadelphia on trollies taking pictures I was stuck with our 5 maniac kids kicking screaming and destroying the hotel.

My sister in law and I don’t get along very well and I particularly don’t like her because she looks like a horse and is built like a linebacker refrigerator.

I started drinking early and during the ceremony I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sitting down. My wife was looking at me in horror.

When my sister in law came down the aisle I grabbed the microphone and started singing this song I made up “the horse! Is nasty! Oh she’s galloping down the aisle like a square backed fridge! A horse faced fridge!”

The groom came at me but I do BJJ and I grappled and got him in a hold. The police came and my wife was screaming like a maniac. They basically said if no one got hurt it’s just harassment and they can only take a report.



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Dashing Milky Plaza



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: cream coffee pot stage



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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Cobalt fat ankles haunted graveyard

Incredible

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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring mauve pocket flask

They’ll all forgive you because you’re tall

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Date: July 20th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: comical point

THE HORSE IS NASTY

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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Motley Brunch

A horse faced fridge!

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored Maize Den Degenerate

whoooosh?

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Motley Brunch

the switch from the definite to the indefinite article mid-verse (chorus?) is a subtle but masterful touch. whoever this new poaster is, he has a bright future on xo.

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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: comical point



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: White mildly autistic foreskin mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: stirring persian double fault



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: bull headed house



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: useless poppy library



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: comical point



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz quadroon whorehouse

Built like a linebacker refrigerator

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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: stirring persian double fault

square backed, even

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Date: July 20th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: navy hot business firm sound barrier

Heights of all involved?

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Date: July 21st, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Dead Ivory Piazza



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Date: July 21st, 2025 6:57 AM
Author: Bisexual pungent selfie university

Was it an emotional wedding or a real one

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Date: July 21st, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: cerise anal love of her life national security agency

spoh ahah

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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: charismatic generalized bond

A man losing his patience is an extremely cuck move.

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Date: July 21st, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Curious crackhouse

Huh

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Date: July 21st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Brilliant Nibblets

I kept standing up and swaying when everyone else was sitting down



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Date: July 21st, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Charcoal Cruise Ship Messiness



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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: useless poppy library



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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: snowy rehab

isn't this like the 12th time you've done this in various forms, mostly involving height and prior sexual history?

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: stirring persian double fault

? a Tall man wit a hoodie is a new poster sharing his story

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: snowy rehab

oh. my bad

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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: useless poppy library



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