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Jozy Altidore: Entering his prime as a striker. You: Post on XO.

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soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro been hit...
Puce turdskin
  06/02/13
(bro who was "bullied" in high school)
soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but...
Puce turdskin
  06/02/13
cool story bro. i'm sure you suck at team sports.
soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad abou...
Puce turdskin
  08/15/13
Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers t...
Apoplectic translucent range reading party
  08/17/13
It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism
Puce turdskin
  08/17/13
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soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
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soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits h...
Aphrodisiac Corner Cuckoldry
  06/02/13
prime for striker= 24-28
soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the...
Aphrodisiac Corner Cuckoldry
  06/02/13
I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary
soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego m...
aromatic meetinghouse milk
  08/18/13
this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an e...
flickering mentally impaired elastic band
  06/02/13
he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, o...
soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for t...
flickering mentally impaired elastic band
  06/02/13
this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years ...
soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals ...
flickering mentally impaired elastic band
  06/02/13
1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn...
soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is ...
erotic dilemma
  06/02/13
holland doesn't count lol.
fishy domesticated chapel
  08/15/13
(alfonso alves)
Saffron sex offender pervert
  08/17/13
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soul-stirring gunner
  06/02/13
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soul-stirring gunner
  06/08/13
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soul-stirring gunner
  08/15/13
Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) ...
Bespoke market
  08/15/13
you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)
soul-stirring gunner
  08/16/13
Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "...
Bespoke market
  08/16/13
no one calls him steve
Saffron sex offender pervert
  08/17/13
Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
lol
Saffron sex offender pervert
  08/17/13
COME BACK
pearl really tough guy
  05/21/16
Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pret...
arousing locale
  08/17/13
it would be ok
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the champion...
arousing locale
  08/17/13
it's painfully obvious that he's found his level which is...
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
He needs better service. He's a fulham level player
arousing locale
  08/17/13
he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lowe...
arousing locale
  08/17/13
right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
He's way better than he was during his time with hull city a...
arousing locale
  08/17/13
lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?
soul-stirring gunner
  08/17/13
yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras sad...
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv....
soul-stirring gunner
  08/17/13
he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac the dutch league ...
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as bet...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/17/13
If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the ...
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are don...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/17/13
youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point...
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't me...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think t...
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point. ...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
youre done here and you know it
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every A...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
lol is this ur plan C argument "you just hate all am...
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked mor...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes y...
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three sea...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhib...
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
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soul-stirring gunner
  08/17/13
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walnut insanely creepy wagecucks becky
  06/06/16
did jozy score a hat trick
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
bark bark kill self
Maroon fiercely-loyal native
  08/17/13
Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 go...
arousing locale
  08/17/13
Bradley is premier league quality
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)
arousing locale
  08/17/13
lol yeah that was ridiculous surprised there wasnt more ...
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions l...
arousing locale
  08/17/13
epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thoug...
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
(Rudolph)
arousing locale
  01/15/15
LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe ho...
Bespoke market
  01/15/15
xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil...
Bespoke market
  08/17/13
jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS....
soul-stirring gunner
  08/17/13
This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never g...
erotic dilemma
  08/18/13
And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly wo...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center ...
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
lol faggot, i never said he was world class. your the fa...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier ...
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Ma...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
1 in 29
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 year...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
He still can't score though
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
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Bespoke market
  08/17/14
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Bespoke market
  01/14/15
(guy who knows nothing about football)
fishy domesticated chapel
  08/18/13
You anglophiles are hilarious.
erotic dilemma
  08/19/13
He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.
provocative step-uncle's house patrolman
  08/17/13
reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score a...
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
Has Josmer entered his prime yet?
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64
soul-stirring gunner
  08/18/13
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Claret stead genital piercing
  08/18/13
he had a great game
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
I'd take jozy over chicharito
arousing locale
  08/18/13
no manager would
Bespoke market
  08/18/13
yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and o...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/19/13
HOw was Jozy A. today?
Bespoke market
  08/24/13
Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?
Bespoke market
  08/24/13
Did Josmer enter his prime today?
Bespoke market
  08/24/13
im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tel...
Bespoke market
  08/24/13
Did jozy enter his prime and score today?
Bespoke market
  08/31/13
UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at socce...
Bespoke market
  09/02/13
did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?
Bespoke market
  09/09/13
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fishy domesticated chapel
  09/09/13
darius henderson >>> fat nigga
flickering mentally impaired elastic band
  09/09/13
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fishy domesticated chapel
  09/09/13
Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico
Bespoke market
  09/12/13
did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead...
Bespoke market
  09/14/13
did your wife fuck jozy or something
arousing locale
  09/14/13
ya
Bespoke market
  09/14/13
what is this
fantasy-prone heady codepig
  09/14/13
jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play th...
Saffron sex offender pervert
  09/15/13
breakout game coming on?
Saffron sex offender pervert
  09/29/13
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Bespoke market
  10/06/13
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Bespoke market
  10/12/13
thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE
Bespoke market
  10/25/13
sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate de...
Bespoke market
  10/27/13
SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Tan low-t rehab
  10/27/13
did jozy altidore score a premier league goal
Bespoke market
  11/03/13
prime
galvanic cruise ship son of senegal
  11/08/13
did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker le...
Bespoke market
  11/10/13
did jozy give the scots a torrid time
Bespoke market
  11/15/13
JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH
soul-stirring gunner
  12/04/13
JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY
soul-stirring gunner
  12/07/13
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif
Bespoke market
  01/01/14
Cringe
Saffron sex offender pervert
  01/01/14
lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just...
Clear histrionic shrine
  01/18/14
The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minute...
Bespoke market
  01/07/14
Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in prem...
Bespoke market
  01/18/14
:_( Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland...
spruce marvelous house
  01/18/14
OWAS
Aphrodisiac Corner Cuckoldry
  01/18/14
Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.
Bespoke market
  01/25/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso vid of jozy ta...
Bespoke market
  01/26/14
he didn't even hit the tea cups
Aphrodisiac Corner Cuckoldry
  01/26/14
jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before T...
Bespoke market
  02/01/14
26.5 games per goal
Bespoke market
  02/23/14
did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in lond...
Bespoke market
  03/02/14
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Bespoke market
  03/22/14
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Bespoke market
  04/12/14
the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO
Bespoke market
  04/12/14
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Bespoke market
  05/08/14
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Bespoke market
  05/22/14
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Bespoke market
  06/07/14
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Crawly office multi-billionaire
  06/07/14
brothers...
Bespoke market
  06/07/14
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galvanic cruise ship son of senegal
  06/16/14
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soul-stirring gunner
  06/08/14
TODAY IS THE DAY BROS
soul-stirring gunner
  06/16/14
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slimy demanding address tank
  06/16/14
did jozy score
Bespoke market
  06/16/14
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Deranged yarmulke bawdyhouse
  06/16/14
oops
Supple mahogany legend halford
  06/16/14
aron looked bad though
soul-stirring gunner
  06/17/14
did jozy score
Bespoke market
  06/23/14
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spruce marvelous house
  08/16/14
Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"
arousing locale
  08/16/14
180 not flame
Bespoke market
  08/16/14
jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st mi...
Bespoke market
  08/17/14
:_( Coming on against United right now
spruce marvelous house
  08/24/14
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-...
Bespoke market
  10/09/14
2 goals. 61 games
galvanic cruise ship son of senegal
  10/10/14
<<buzz>> *Jozy looks at his phone and sees an...
umber irate digit ratio area
  10/09/14
ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombi...
Crawly office multi-billionaire
  11/14/14
http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to...
Bespoke market
  01/14/15
Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history...
Bespoke market
  01/15/15
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Maniacal factory reset button
  01/15/15
Damn Defoe was a shite signing too
arousing locale
  01/15/15
idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with ar...
Bespoke market
  01/15/15
Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be f...
arousing locale
  01/15/15
11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the ey...
Bespoke market
  01/15/15
Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then di...
arousing locale
  01/15/15
LOL 180
Bespoke market
  01/15/15
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spruce marvelous house
  05/16/16
the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too
galvanic cruise ship son of senegal
  01/15/15
JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY
soul-stirring gunner
  01/28/15
Two goals today for Jozy
soul-stirring gunner
  03/08/15
He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada righ...
Chocolate unholy brunch jewess
  03/08/15
goal and assist against # 1 denmark
soul-stirring gunner
  04/03/15
!!!
galvanic cruise ship son of senegal
  08/11/15
Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic exec...
soul-stirring gunner
  05/29/15
How did this thread turn out
galvanic cruise ship son of senegal
  07/01/15
LOL Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals
dashing amethyst theatre hunting ground
  08/11/15
JFC Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE
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walnut insanely creepy wagecucks becky
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arousing locale
  12/31/15
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Brass wonderful jew
  12/31/15
laying waste to Guatemala
ultramarine space
  03/29/16
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arousing locale
  04/09/16
Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.
soul-stirring gunner
  04/25/16
:_(
spruce marvelous house
  05/16/16
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cerebral mexican library
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the retards comparing international and shit league football...
pearl really tough guy
  05/21/16
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-...
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  05/21/16
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arousing locale
  06/04/16
Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weeken...
soul-stirring gunner
  08/19/16
No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.
alcoholic dun police squad kitty
  08/19/16
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soul-stirring gunner
  08/19/16
Jozy=shit
arousing locale
  08/24/16
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walnut insanely creepy wagecucks becky
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galvanic cruise ship son of senegal
  10/11/17
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razzle peach whorehouse
  12/09/17
Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!
soul-stirring gunner
  04/07/18
LOLOLOL
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  07/07/19
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galvanic cruise ship son of senegal
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where are we on this
Opaque school cafeteria laser beams
  11/15/22
lmao US soccer team fags
iridescent excitant institution gaming laptop
  11/15/22
youre such a fag dude
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  06/29/26
He was married to Sloane Stephens, but even that promising s...
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318115)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: Puce turdskin

I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro

been hitting the bags at 24 hour fitness HARD as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318123)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

(bro who was "bullied" in high school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318133)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Puce turdskin

I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but I had my shit together by the time I was in high school.

I train because one day i'm going to kick Klitschko's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318141)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

cool story bro.

i'm sure you suck at team sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318168)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:22 PM
Author: Puce turdskin

I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad about this asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23847146)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:32 PM
Author: Apoplectic translucent range reading party

Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers to play some level of college you are a sps athlete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859872)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: Puce turdskin

It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859970)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318167)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318196)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Corner Cuckoldry

jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits his prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318205)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

prime for striker= 24-28

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Corner Cuckoldry

26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the peak. from what i understand it's 26-29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23319480)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23319493)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: aromatic meetinghouse milk

Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego milito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865558)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:19 PM
Author: flickering mentally impaired elastic band

this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an entire premier league season right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318262)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, one today against Germany, and is being courted by several champions league teams.

edit: also, that Hull team was garbage and basically left him isolated for 90 minutes a game, which is clearly not playing to his strengths, i.e., combinations and facing the goal with the ball at his feet. it was also years ago and he is a much more complete player now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318278)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: flickering mentally impaired elastic band

this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for the same club. still shit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afonso_Alves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318291)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years in Holland:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_van_Persie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318302)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: flickering mentally impaired elastic band

because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318338)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn't known to develop great attacking playes?

2. Cristiano and messi are wingers.

3. jozy likes to play from the wing as well.

4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_van_Nistelrooy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318356)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: erotic dilemma

Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is really stretching the definition of the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23319833)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: fishy domesticated chapel

holland doesn't count lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23847184)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender pervert

(alfonso alves)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858212)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23318441)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23353290)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23846712)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) appearances for Sunderland AFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23847130)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23850064)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: Bespoke market

Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "Steve" Fletcher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23850075)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender pervert

no one calls him steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858206)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858213)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858215)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: pearl really tough guy

COME BACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30527878)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: arousing locale

Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858308)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Bespoke market

it would be ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858312)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: arousing locale

Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the championship next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858318)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: Bespoke market

it's painfully obvious that he's found his level

which is the championship or a second rate european league

hed be pretty good in portugal or turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858322)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: arousing locale

He needs better service. He's a fulham level player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858328)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: Bespoke market

he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: arousing locale

Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lower level Epl talent now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858341)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:29 PM
Author: Bespoke market

right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: arousing locale

He's way better than he was during his time with hull city and

Villareal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858369)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859824)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Bespoke market

yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras

sadly he's not good enough for the premier league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859838)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv.

if you actually watched him play, you would have seen he's been just as good as dempsey, donovan, and bradley, all of whom are epl level.

you seriously either overrate the league or don't watch jozy.

fwiw honduras has multiple EPL players. most epl teams aren't manu/mancity/aresenal/chelsea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859895)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: Bespoke market

he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac

the dutch league is worse than the championship in terms of defending

90% of his goals are against shit CONCACAF nations although I'll concede he was great against Bosnia.

he is what he is, a relegation fodder or championship striker. nothing more, nothing less. the fact that he's the best forward we have currently creates an insane amount of undeserved hype and expectation for the poor guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859912)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as better than Dempsey in the last round of games.

If you even watched soccer in 2007, you were probably one of those same faggots predicting Dempsey would fail. In fact, I'd bet you shit on every American player going to the EPL and other European leagues. I'm sure you were shitting on Bradley a couple years ago, shitting on Donovan before 2010, shitting on Holden (if you even knew who he was) before he went to Bolton. Faggots like you are so predictable.

How is the hype undeserved? He's scored 50 goals in the past two seasons, and EPL teams lined up to purchase him for a pretty sizeable transfer. If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859964)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Bespoke market

If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.

Holy shit what are you talking about hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23860333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23860566)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: Bespoke market

youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point by emphasizing the fact that dutch games have inflated scoring due to their neglect of defense and then you made a retarded comparison to a different sport that literally made me laugh out loud in my dad's basement

please tell us more about how the showtime lakers are like fc twente's defensive line you grantland fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23860715)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't mean the defenders are shitty, only that both teams bring players forward, you fucking idiot.

now why not confront my main point, which is that you are clearly one of those predictable faggots that prognosticates that every American player going to a top league in Europe will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23864324)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: Bespoke market

yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think that jozy altidore is a premier league striker. "b b b but he scored 1 in 2 for az!!!"

dutch teams run dangerously high defensive lines with players who can't tackle making it easy as fuck for average players to score a ton of goals. you're a full brown retard for thinking eredivisie defenders are anywhere near premier league quality. it's worse than the championship. just look at their national team, their entire back line is full of scrubs.

the fact that jozy UNLOCKED dutch defensive lines with combined salaries of like $35,000 a week doesn't mean he's bad but certainly isn't predictive of any sort of success in the premier league.

cliffs you got a hard on watching jozy score a bunch in a third rate european league, in friendlies and against island nations and now think he's the second coming. feel free to bump this thread when he's knocking balls down for El Hadji Diouf at elland road next year



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23864669)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865396)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:33 PM
Author: Bespoke market

youre done here and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865507)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every American player will fail when he goes to Europe.

Who had a more impressive season,

Clint Dempsey scoring 8 goals for NE Revolution in 2007 or Jozy Altidore scoring 25 goals for AZ in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865525)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Bespoke market

lol is this ur plan C argument

"you just hate all americans!"

please stop posting itt please pleaes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865721)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked more primed for EPL success, Dempsey in 2007 or Altidore in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865735)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes you look "PRIMED FOR EPL SUCCESS" and to answer your question I'd say Dempsey. Altidore has been fucking dogshit for 3 out of his last 4 clubs while Dempsey had 3 great seasons for New England

Dempsey had the talent to excel at a higher level. It's possible that Jozy does, but it's not looking like it at the moment. Being good in a shit league really isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL.

Look forward to hearing u blame Jozy's 5 in 35 season on Sunderland's shitty midfield though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865769)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three seasons in NE. Jozy scored the winning goal in the dutch cup final against PSV. Jozy just put three past Bosnia on the road, a team leading its group in qualifying play. Anyone who has watched him play over the years could tell he is not the 20 year old naive guy at Hull anymore.

"Being good in a shit league isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL." Yea, Holland is a "shit league," not a league famous for grooming young players and producing class attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865931)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhibition matches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866299)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23860098)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 3:25 AM
Author: walnut insanely creepy wagecucks becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30634334)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: Bespoke market

did jozy score a hat trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858203)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Maroon fiercely-loyal native

bark bark kill self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858221)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858313)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: arousing locale

Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 goals in hOlland once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858324)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:25 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Bradley is premier league quality



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858331)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: arousing locale

(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858336)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: Bespoke market

lol yeah that was ridiculous

surprised there wasnt more interest in him this summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858339)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: arousing locale

He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions league squads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858350)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: Bespoke market

epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thought maybe a midtable team would make a GENEROUS offer for him but yeah depends on whether or not he'd take a step down to move to the uk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858360)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23864336)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: arousing locale

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121910)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: Bespoke market

LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe how bad this pumo got owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121922)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: Bespoke market

xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil pudgy in ur jozy sunderland kit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23858347)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS. should have gone to a team with actual support. he'll find his goals though regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859828)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: erotic dilemma

This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never go to a mid-table EPL team. The football sucks and you're not going to develop tactically or technically. American kids need to focus on getting to the Netherlands, Germany, Italy and maybe Spain. This rush to the EPL and Scandinavian leagues as got to fucking stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23864865)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly worshiping the EPL and probably rooting for England's national team, until they started to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865543)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: Bespoke market

"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center forward u hate america and worship england" - Doggie Suicide the poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865730)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

lol faggot, i never said he was world class.

your the faggot predicting a first 11 dutch league player who is 23 years old will fail without actually giving any substantive reasons why other than "THE DEFENSES SUCK IN HOLLAND OMG," which ignores the fact that holland is known for creating attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865752)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Bespoke market

he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier league sorry doggie suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865774)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Man United jersey faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865863)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Bespoke market

1 in 29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865899)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 years old.

If you'd actually seen him play then and now, you'd know he's a completely different player.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865938)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Bespoke market

He still can't score though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866296)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Bespoke market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26144632)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:33 AM
Author: Bespoke market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27114516)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: fishy domesticated chapel

(guy who knows nothing about football)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865727)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: erotic dilemma

You anglophiles are hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23878155)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: provocative step-uncle's house patrolman

He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23859968)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: Bespoke market

reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score against southampton bringing his epl scoring record to 1 goal (one) in 30 (thirty) braclay's premier league games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865785)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Has Josmer entered his prime yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865903)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23865942)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:43 PM
Author: Claret stead genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866321)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:58 PM
Author: Bespoke market

he had a great game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866800)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: arousing locale

I'd take jozy over chicharito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866624)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:59 PM
Author: Bespoke market

no manager would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23866803)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and one purchased him for $13 million, despite your crap opinion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23872177)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Bespoke market

HOw was Jozy A. today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23923708)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: Bespoke market

Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23923706)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Did Josmer enter his prime today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23923725)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: Bespoke market

im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tell me if Alitodre Scored today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23926944)



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Date: August 31st, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Did jozy enter his prime and score today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23969753)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 7:16 PM
Author: Bespoke market

UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at soccer" Borini to bolster their attacking options bc jozy is shit and a donkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#23981966)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: Bespoke market

did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24018707)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: fishy domesticated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24018819)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:27 AM
Author: flickering mentally impaired elastic band

darius henderson >>> fat nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24018828)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: fishy domesticated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24018832)



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Date: September 12th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Bespoke market

Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24038286)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 11:58 AM
Author: Bespoke market

did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead of the Black Cats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24048577)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:04 PM
Author: arousing locale

did your wife fuck jozy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24048584)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: Bespoke market

ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24048655)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: fantasy-prone heady codepig

what is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24048585)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 5:58 AM
Author: Saffron sex offender pervert

jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play the advantage when he should have, jozy had it in the back of the net

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24053556)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: Saffron sex offender pervert

breakout game coming on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24133979)



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Date: October 6th, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: Bespoke market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24179431)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 4:15 AM
Author: Bespoke market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24218358)



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Date: October 25th, 2013 6:40 PM
Author: Bespoke market

thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24306115)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:09 PM
Author: Bespoke market

sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate derby vs newcastle bc fabio borini ran up to noted dogshit striker jozy altidore, stole the ball from him and then scored a beautiful winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24317286)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:11 PM
Author: Tan low-t rehab

SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24317298)



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Date: November 3rd, 2013 4:29 AM
Author: Bespoke market

did jozy altidore score a premier league goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24360066)



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Date: November 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal

prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24397738)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: Bespoke market

did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker lead Sunderland FC past defending champions manchester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24409927)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: Bespoke market

did jozy give the scots a torrid time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24445975)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24567987)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24587788)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Bespoke market

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24751307)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: Saffron sex offender pervert

Cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24751332)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:43 AM
Author: Clear histrionic shrine

lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just putting their hands on top of their heads and walking away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24853884)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Bespoke market

The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minutes & booked his ticket to wembley then came out for a bronx curtain call while david moyes did a fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24794088)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:38 AM
Author: Bespoke market

Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in premier league history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24853881)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: spruce marvelous house

:_(

Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland is tied right now. They need wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24853883)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Corner Cuckoldry
Subject: OWAS

oh what a striker!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24853920)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Bespoke market

Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24895335)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 5:47 AM
Author: Bespoke market

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso

vid of jozy taking 3 shots from point blank range to knock a tea cup off a table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24898110)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Corner Cuckoldry

he didn't even hit the tea cups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24898613)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 7:17 AM
Author: Bespoke market

jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before TYNE-WEAR DERBY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#24935408)



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Date: February 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Bespoke market

26.5 games per goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25072730)



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Date: March 2nd, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Bespoke market

did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in london

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25114313)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: Bespoke market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25240608)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: Bespoke market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25373027)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:44 PM
Author: Bespoke market

the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25373031)



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Date: May 8th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Bespoke market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25527991)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Bespoke market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25612412)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 6:14 AM
Author: Bespoke market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25704662)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Crawly office multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25708303)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Bespoke market

brothers...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25708941)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25761805)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25714637)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

TODAY IS THE DAY BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25760450)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: slimy demanding address tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25760481)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Bespoke market

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25761691)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: Deranged yarmulke bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25761736)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: Supple mahogany legend halford

oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25761810)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 2:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

aron looked bad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25764747)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Bespoke market

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#25800230)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: spruce marvelous house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26140508)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: arousing locale

Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26140543)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Bespoke market

180 not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26140579)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Bespoke market

jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st minute and was fucking shit and bad and didnt score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26144626)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: spruce marvelous house

:_(

Coming on against United right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26195716)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Bespoke market

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-jozy-altidore-leave-sunderland-january

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26487219)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal

2 goals. 61 games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26491714)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: umber irate digit ratio area

<<buzz>>

*Jozy looks at his phone and sees an incoming call from Heaven*

Jozy: "Hello?"

God: "Jozy?"

Jozy: "Yea"

God: "U R DONE HERE! GTFO"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26487229)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Crawly office multi-billionaire

ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombia on ESPN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#26716547)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:32 AM
Author: Bespoke market

http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to-toronto-defoe-to-sunderland-1.181889

jozy epl saga has come 2 an end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27114515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Bespoke market

Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history. LMFAO. Dude in this thread got owned so bad he had 2 go pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121892)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Maniacal factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121900)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: arousing locale

Damn Defoe was a shite signing too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121912)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: Bespoke market

idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with around 150 prem goals. ok hes getting up there in age but ur exchanging proven shit for an old fox in the box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121924)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: arousing locale

Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be fine with service from Bradley in MLS. I expected defoe to be even better than keane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121929)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Bespoke market

11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the eye? I don't watch that much mls so idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121939)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:07 AM
Author: arousing locale

Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then did nothing the rest of the year as rumors swirled and Toronto was shit. Ryan Nelsen got fired and Toronto missed the playoffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121946)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: Bespoke market

LOL 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121962)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: spruce marvelous house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30494093)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal

the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27121980)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27205185)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

Two goals today for Jozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27452237)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: Chocolate unholy brunch jewess

He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27452259)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

goal and assist against # 1 denmark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27613429)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#28528140)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic execution of fixing the game of soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#27987903)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 8:10 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal

How did this thread turn out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#28241053)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: dashing amethyst theatre hunting ground

LOL

Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#28530308)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: Pink bateful crackhouse new version

JFC

Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#28530310)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: dashing amethyst theatre hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#28530321)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: walnut insanely creepy wagecucks becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#29752243)



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Date: August 20th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: dashing amethyst theatre hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#28594293)



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: arousing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#29493485)



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:12 PM
Author: Brass wonderful jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#29493489)



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Date: March 29th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: ultramarine space

laying waste to Guatemala

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30164555)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: arousing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30238772)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30344388)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: spruce marvelous house

:_(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30494082)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: cerebral mexican library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30527847)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: pearl really tough guy

the retards comparing international and shit league football to the EPL sure as fuck got gaped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30527935)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Chestnut Theater Stage Boiling Water

http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-vanney-not-concerned-about-strikers-goalless-start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30528028)



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Date: June 4th, 2016 12:39 AM
Author: arousing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#30621098)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZL9T6LUaJ0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#31223338)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: alcoholic dun police squad kitty

No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#31225299)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#31225279)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 5:57 PM
Author: arousing locale

Jozy=shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#31260577)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: walnut insanely creepy wagecucks becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#32113171)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: arousing locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#32113176)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Orchid national security agency doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#32113198)



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Date: July 26th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: titillating school knife

Golazo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#33863502)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: diverse metal generalized bond boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#34412826)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Orchid national security agency doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#34412830)



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Date: October 11th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#34415318)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: razzle peach whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#34877789)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2#35787812)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Bistre piazza

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Date: January 31st, 2021 11:26 AM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal



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Date: June 18th, 2021 10:45 AM
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Date: April 1st, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal



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Date: November 15th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Opaque school cafeteria laser beams

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Date: November 17th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: galvanic cruise ship son of senegal

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Date: June 29th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: online goy

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