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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
vibrant liquid oxygen giraffe
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Carnelian theatre dragon
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
vibrant liquid oxygen giraffe
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Carnelian theatre dragon
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
vibrant liquid oxygen giraffe
  10/03/12
dat racis
stirring sound barrier new version
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Violet Bateful Stag Film Clown
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
chrome histrionic location
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Hairraiser Chad
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
odious ape
  10/11/12
180
iridescent rehab
  10/22/12
jesus....
Razzmatazz hell
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Cowardly disturbing property
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Cowardly disturbing property
  12/22/15
still glad
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lascivious useless wagecucks
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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Carnelian theatre dragon
  07/08/13
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vivacious old irish cottage cuckoldry
  10/20/14
lol
Avocado exciting nibblets
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Magical aphrodisiac dopamine cuckold
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Aromatic whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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abusive talented temple
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
Azure queen of the night
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
free-loading beady-eyed regret theater stage
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
indigo fluffy private investor
  12/09/12
haha ty
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  12/27/12
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provocative pit ratface
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provocative pit ratface
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
Vigorous crotch library
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Aromatic whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
flatulent flesh black woman blood rage
  10/04/12
170
Clear tanning salon preventive strike
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Submissive misanthropic juggernaut gunner
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Yapping native azn
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/11/12
180
Submissive misanthropic juggernaut gunner
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
ultramarine mind-boggling piazza
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
multi-colored massive sanctuary
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/22/12
180
crystalline dysfunction point
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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supple self-centered telephone field
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
topaz den water buffalo
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Razzle-dazzle main people
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/22/12
lol
lascivious useless wagecucks
  10/23/12
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opaque boistinker state
  11/10/12
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Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Carnelian theatre dragon
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Carnelian theatre dragon
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Carnelian theatre dragon
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/30/12
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  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Clear tanning salon preventive strike
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/31/12
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Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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crystalline dysfunction point
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/02/12
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Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Carnelian theatre dragon
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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  03/07/17
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iridescent rehab
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
ultramarine mind-boggling piazza
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
opaque boistinker state
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
ultramarine mind-boggling piazza
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
opaque boistinker state
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
ultramarine mind-boggling piazza
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
opaque boistinker state
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
ultramarine mind-boggling piazza
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
opaque boistinker state
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
ultramarine mind-boggling piazza
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
opaque boistinker state
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
opaque boistinker state
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
opaque boistinker state
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
ultramarine mind-boggling piazza
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
ultramarine mind-boggling piazza
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
opaque boistinker state
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
cracking quadroon messiness
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
vibrant liquid oxygen giraffe
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
topaz den water buffalo
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
ultramarine mind-boggling piazza
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
Umber Floppy Stain
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
racy copper set
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
opaque boistinker state
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Carnelian theatre dragon
  12/04/12
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  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
pale stead pisswyrm
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Aromatic whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Appetizing aquamarine sweet tailpipe alpha
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
chrome histrionic location
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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opaque boistinker state
  12/09/12
Lies
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  12/05/12
WTF!!!
opaque boistinker state
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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crystalline dysfunction point
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
indigo fluffy private investor
  12/09/12
180.
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  12/09/12
lol
lake dashing brethren meetinghouse
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Carnelian theatre dragon
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Mahogany deer antler dog poop
  01/12/13
Update?
provocative pit ratface
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provocative pit ratface
  02/08/13
Second page!?
multi-colored massive sanctuary
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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180 puppy associate
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Carmine Incel Weed Whacker
  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
stimulating area
  07/08/13
update?
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Mahogany deer antler dog poop
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Fear-inspiring multi-billionaire garrison
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
Sapphire Insanely Creepy Sex Offender
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
abnormal son of senegal
  11/17/13
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supple self-centered telephone field
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Carmine Incel Weed Whacker
  12/11/13
Any updates?
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provocative pit ratface
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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olive office mood
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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provocative pit ratface
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
Saffron motley senate bbw
  02/12/15
lets do this
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hippo is still there
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gots to get mine ofs
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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Primrose indian lodge
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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Transparent foreskin prole
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
provocative pit ratface
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
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provocative pit ratface
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update?
provocative pit ratface
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen giraffe

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen giraffe

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen giraffe

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: stirring sound barrier new version

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Violet Bateful Stag Film Clown

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: chrome histrionic location

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser Chad

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: odious ape

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: iridescent rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hell

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Cowardly disturbing property

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Cowardly disturbing property

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Cowardly disturbing property

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: lascivious useless wagecucks



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: vivacious old irish cottage cuckoldry



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Avocado exciting nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Magical aphrodisiac dopamine cuckold

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Aromatic whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: concupiscible crimson turdskin

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Mewling Henna Hospital Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: abusive talented temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Azure queen of the night

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: free-loading beady-eyed regret theater stage

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: indigo fluffy private investor

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: bisexual yarmulke

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Vigorous crotch library

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Aromatic whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: flatulent flesh black woman blood rage

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Clear tanning salon preventive strike

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Submissive misanthropic juggernaut gunner

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Yapping native azn

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Submissive misanthropic juggernaut gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: multi-colored massive sanctuary

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: crystalline dysfunction point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Infuriating Spot

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Confused demanding candlestick maker immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: supple self-centered telephone field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: topaz den water buffalo

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle main people

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: lascivious useless wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: opaque boistinker state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Orange kitty cat feces

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Saffron motley senate bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Clear tanning salon preventive strike

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Arrogant church organic girlfriend

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: crystalline dysfunction point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: 180 puppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Curious pea-brained stage

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: red idea he suggested plaza

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: iridescent rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: opaque boistinker state

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: opaque boistinker state

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: opaque boistinker state

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: opaque boistinker state

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: opaque boistinker state

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: opaque boistinker state

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: opaque boistinker state

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: opaque boistinker state

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: cracking quadroon messiness

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: vibrant liquid oxygen giraffe

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: topaz den water buffalo

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: ultramarine mind-boggling piazza

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Umber Floppy Stain

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: racy copper set

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: opaque boistinker state

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone overrated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Razzle sable roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: pale stead pisswyrm

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Aromatic whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: house-broken galvanic gas station mad cow disease

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: wine address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Appetizing aquamarine sweet tailpipe alpha

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: chrome histrionic location

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Indecent rose international law enforcement agency corner

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: opaque boistinker state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Peach heady newt crackhouse

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: opaque boistinker state

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: olive office mood

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Anal coldplay fan psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: crystalline dysfunction point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: indigo fluffy private investor

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: lake dashing brethren meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant nighttime house

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: amber range pocket flask

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: brass titillating affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Carnelian theatre dragon

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: provocative pit ratface

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Salmon Volcanic Crater Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: multi-colored massive sanctuary

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Razzle sable roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Brilliant cerebral corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: 180 puppy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Carmine Incel Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: stimulating area

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Patrolman Digit Ratio

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Mahogany deer antler dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Transparent foreskin prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Sapphire Insanely Creepy Sex Offender

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: abnormal son of senegal

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: supple self-centered telephone field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Carmine Incel Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Primrose indian lodge

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Irradiated deranged brunch shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Infuriating Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: iridescent rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: big-titted french chef parlour

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: olive office mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: stimulating area

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Saffron motley senate bbw

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Saffron motley senate bbw

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Appetizing aquamarine sweet tailpipe alpha

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Blue famous landscape painting base

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Peach heady newt crackhouse

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Blue famous landscape painting base

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Primrose indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: haunting charismatic box office genital piercing

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Sick Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: vivacious old irish cottage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Mewling Henna Hospital Partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Glittery community account potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Hyperactive Becky

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: supple self-centered telephone field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: bonkers mischievous institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: crystalline dysfunction point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Idiotic halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Contagious cerise wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Sick Abode

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: startling public bath therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: chrome histrionic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Mildly autistic shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Transparent foreskin prole

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Passionate doobsian stage

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Mildly autistic shrine

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: trip white boltzmann

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring burgundy goal in life center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Garnet boyish school

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: gold space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: scarlet comical half-breed keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: diverse amethyst persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Bronze big depressive cuck

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring multi-billionaire garrison

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Aromatic whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring multi-billionaire garrison

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Aromatic whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Mildly autistic shrine

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Arousing Insane Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: yellow rigpig police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Thriller Cream School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Gay Fragrant Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: diverse amethyst persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: provocative pit ratface

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#50112233)