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Date: October 24th, 2012 8:56 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871831) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:00 AM Author: Supple bawdyhouse dopamine Yessum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871841) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:01 AM Author: Aggressive green casino It'll totally work! You should do it! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871846) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:03 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871856) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:08 AM Author: Aggressive green casino Just go to whichever LS you get into. Take the bar exam and MPRE and get sworn in. Ensure that you laminate your bar card. It looks more professional to the ladiez if you know what I'm sayin? Go to MFH and apply to any law firm and tell them you want a flex schedule that only works 9-5 four days a week and in a low stress environment. 160K min starting salary.
PROFIT! |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:14 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871889) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:21 AM Author: Aggressive green casino I recommend being a dick to everyone you meet and BOLDLY proclaiming that "I'm a lawyer at Skadden Farts and you are wrong, faggot!" in every social setting.
Chicks come out of the woodwork when they hear those magical words. It is seriously like shooting fish in a barrel, you just take your pick. |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:25 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871922) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:26 AM Author: Aggressive green casino Explain UG and major and gpa... this will help. Also LSAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871925) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:27 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871932) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:28 AM Author: Aggressive green casino Explain it to me so that I can evaluate your chances. Ranges are fine.
Also rate your appearance on a 1-10 metric. |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:34 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871955) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:39 AM Author: Aggressive green casino OK... then chances are good that you will cop dat biglaw and be a miserable fuck for a solid 4-5 years. Gold diggers will approach you purely to have sex with you and hopefully get that wedding ring.
Even if you get into really good shape, you will not be able to maintain it througout biglaw and will gradually become either skinny fat or just plain old fat. This will be about 4-5 years down the road and you will be nearing 30. You will regret that you thought at one time law school could get you chicks. You will wonder where your twenties went and ask yourself why you didn't just move to asia where the chicks are hot and aren't concerned with superficial things like "appearances."
Unless... this is a big unless... you are already independently wealthy and have a charming personality. If you have these two things, I would still try and steer just about anyone away from law school. |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:42 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871989) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:45 AM Author: Aggressive green casino You're flaming me right? Because I was flaming you?
Mother Fucker the roles have not been reversed!
Rule 1 - Do NOT marry a lawyer or chick you meet in LS.
Rule 2 - Refer to rule 1 |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:48 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21872016) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:53 AM Author: Aggressive green casino Avoid shrews. Find a good hearted caring woman who you trust implicitly. If she can make you laugh that is even better.
Seriously here... avoid LS chicks and any chick who thinks you'll be rich because you're a lawyer. I know a lot of former biglaw types who now make 50k a year and struggle to make the mortgage and SL payments. |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:55 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21872040) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:57 AM Author: Aggressive green casino You will live a miserable spiteful existence. You will never be home to enjoy your wife's company and the babby's she will bear for you. All long term Biglaw types (Partners) I have ever met are insufferable douchenozzles. There may be cool ones I haven't met, but I doubt it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21872045) |
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Date: October 26th, 2012 5:07 AM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21889784) |
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Date: October 27th, 2012 12:51 PM Author: Metal juggernaut sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21898732) |
Date: October 24th, 2012 9:00 AM Author: Curious Filthy Idiot nope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871842) |
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Date: October 24th, 2012 9:12 AM Author: bespoke cream den You'll get in everywhere you apply! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2090501&forum_id=2#21871882) |