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http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2013/05/20/tumblr-deal-was-a-pri...
180 dog poop sound barrier
  05/20/13
Good. Fuck bankers
cracking state boltzmann
  05/20/13
http://i.imgur.com/PELYqNV.jpg I am good at dealing with ...
180 dog poop sound barrier
  05/20/13
"The only bigger transactions were the company’s takeov...
Lime talking box office
  05/20/13
You can't always (ahem, ever) win.
180 dog poop sound barrier
  05/20/13
Cuban: The fuck I can't. http://i.imgur.com/yl5LRDJ.jpg
180 dog poop sound barrier
  05/20/13
Mark Cuban LITERALLY loling all the way to the bank
Mentally Impaired Brass Station
  05/20/13
http://money.cnn.com/1999/04/01/deals/yahoo/
Lime talking box office
  05/20/13
amazing that just 15 years ago you could sell a totally non-...
Mentally Impaired Brass Station
  05/20/13
http://i.imgur.com/t8dZTHb.jpg
180 dog poop sound barrier
  05/20/13
"Yahoo!, one of the biggest gateways, or portals, to th...
light public bath factory reset button
  05/20/13
Overture worked out for them
Adulterous federal shrine
  05/20/13
Geocities sooo didn't
Odious bright lodge
  05/20/13
isn't this a good way to get pwned by a derivative suit if t...
Fluffy University
  05/20/13
I'm pretty sure the board bros can say something along the l...
Motley Chestnut Rigor Cruise Ship
  05/20/13
depends how big of a screw-up happens i guess. if you just p...
Fluffy University
  05/20/13
Couldn't they hire a valuation firm to do that for a lot les...
Racy puce gunner tank
  05/20/13
You're doing the wrong analysis. Not hiring bankers, or hiri...
out-of-control kitchen
  05/20/13
Dude. First of all, plaintiff attorneys would have sued the...
Motley Chestnut Rigor Cruise Ship
  05/20/13
And then it is a care claim and exculpated under 102(b)(7) ....
spectacular translucent native
  05/21/13
*no bankers on deal* *wildly overpays for acquisition* ...
Free-loading Brunch
  05/20/13
The bankers that were on the deal are notoriously terrible, ...
out-of-control kitchen
  05/20/13
Bro could it really get any worse than it already is?
Fluffy University
  05/20/13
Yes. Have you ever dealt with a woman in the 6-12 months aft...
out-of-control kitchen
  05/20/13
"and she's pulled a couple insane stunts already" ...
180 dog poop sound barrier
  05/20/13
How common is it for a deal over 100m+ to not involve banker...
alcoholic saffron pozpig legal warrant
  05/20/13
Very, very uncommon, especially if there's a public company ...
out-of-control kitchen
  05/20/13
Doesn't Yahoo already have a few people who can use Excel?
180 dog poop sound barrier
  05/20/13
Buyers don't get sued do they?
tripping soul-stirring twinkling uncleanness voyeur
  05/20/13
Ask HP.
out-of-control kitchen
  05/21/13
Some mega companies in tech have inhouse M&A groups that...
spectacular translucent native
  05/21/13
Even those companies would almost always hire bankers for a ...
out-of-control kitchen
  05/21/13
What do you need bankers for when there are no revenues? Th...
Beady-eyed set
  05/21/13
a cawg literally running a company founded by an Asian man i...
Gaped glassy stage trust fund
  05/21/13
Because an alpha aspie white dood wanted to buy it and the A...
spectacular translucent native
  05/21/13


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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: 180 dog poop sound barrier

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2013/05/20/tumblr-deal-was-a-private-party-with-few-bankers-invited/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235435)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:51 PM
Author: cracking state boltzmann

Good. Fuck bankers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235446)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: 180 dog poop sound barrier

http://i.imgur.com/PELYqNV.jpg

I am good at dealing with people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235466)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Lime talking box office

"The only bigger transactions were the company’s takeovers of Broadcast.com ($5.7 billion), Geocities ($3.6 billion) and the ad company Overture ($1.6 billion)"

JFC



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235470)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: 180 dog poop sound barrier

You can't always (ahem, ever) win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235475)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: 180 dog poop sound barrier

Cuban: The fuck I can't. http://i.imgur.com/yl5LRDJ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235481)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Brass Station

Mark Cuban LITERALLY loling all the way to the bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235476)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Lime talking box office

http://money.cnn.com/1999/04/01/deals/yahoo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235478)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Brass Station

amazing that just 15 years ago you could sell a totally non-viable, unprofitable business for $6 Billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235486)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: 180 dog poop sound barrier

http://i.imgur.com/t8dZTHb.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235490)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: light public bath factory reset button

"Yahoo!, one of the biggest gateways, or portals, to the Internet"

rofl cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235566)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: Adulterous federal shrine

Overture worked out for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235628)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:38 PM
Author: Odious bright lodge

Geocities sooo didn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235640)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:46 PM
Author: Fluffy University

isn't this a good way to get pwned by a derivative suit if things go south

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235670)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:15 PM
Author: Motley Chestnut Rigor Cruise Ship

I'm pretty sure the board bros can say something along the lines of "it's all good, we were exercising our judgment of business" and that should've good enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235849)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:23 PM
Author: Fluffy University

depends how big of a screw-up happens i guess. if you just paid over double for a company and the books are a mess and you realize afterward you just spent a billion on almost nothing -- and a banker could have easily done a valuation and told you that you were insane to pay $1 bill+ -- i'm not sure it would be enough to be like "hey bros it was my business judgment that we shouldn't engage experts to value a $1 billion+ acquisition!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235895)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Racy puce gunner tank

Couldn't they hire a valuation firm to do that for a lot less than the cost of having bankers run the deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23236096)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: out-of-control kitchen

You're doing the wrong analysis. Not hiring bankers, or hiring shitty ones without a name brand, is probably enough to get a judge to entertain a lawsuit. The goal in a deal like this is not to win a lawsuit, it's not to get sued in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235909)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Motley Chestnut Rigor Cruise Ship

Dude. First of all, plaintiff attorneys would have sued them with of without the bankers. They sue them for everything conceivable. In order to get over the BJR they'd basically need to show that these guys were grossly negligent. Good f'ing luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23236023)



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Date: May 21st, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: spectacular translucent native

And then it is a care claim and exculpated under 102(b)(7) ....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23239688)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 1:56 PM
Author: Free-loading Brunch

*no bankers on deal*

*wildly overpays for acquisition*

*wonders why company has been shit for 10 years*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235721)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:06 PM
Author: out-of-control kitchen

The bankers that were on the deal are notoriously terrible, too. Marissa Mayer is going to drive this company into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235793)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:12 PM
Author: Fluffy University

Bro could it really get any worse than it already is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235831)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:21 PM
Author: out-of-control kitchen

Yes. Have you ever dealt with a woman in the 6-12 months after childbirth? I'm all for workplace and gender equality but asking such a sack of raging hormones to "shake things up" to turn around a company seems like a colossal mistake and she's pulled a couple insane stunts already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235886)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: 180 dog poop sound barrier

"and she's pulled a couple insane stunts already"

Are you talking about that shitty company she bought from a teenager?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23239502)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:19 PM
Author: alcoholic saffron pozpig legal warrant

How common is it for a deal over 100m+ to not involve bankers (any one party)? What about for 1bn+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235878)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: out-of-control kitchen

Very, very uncommon, especially if there's a public company involved since the board has all kinds of duties to public shareholders. If any of you bros are plaintiff-side securities class action lawyers you should file ASAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23235892)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: 180 dog poop sound barrier

Doesn't Yahoo already have a few people who can use Excel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23236199)



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Date: May 20th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: tripping soul-stirring twinkling uncleanness voyeur

Buyers don't get sued do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23239520)



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Date: May 21st, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: out-of-control kitchen

Ask HP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23239864)



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Date: May 21st, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: spectacular translucent native

Some mega companies in tech have inhouse M&A groups that function as bankers so not unheard of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23239698)



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Date: May 21st, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: out-of-control kitchen

Even those companies would almost always hire bankers for a billion dollar deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23239859)



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Date: May 21st, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed set

What do you need bankers for when there are no revenues? This is all just wild guessing at how yahoo can monetize their base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23240088)



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Date: May 21st, 2013 12:51 AM
Author: Gaped glassy stage trust fund

a cawg literally running a company founded by an Asian man into the ground, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23239946)



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Date: May 21st, 2013 12:53 AM
Author: spectacular translucent native

Because an alpha aspie white dood wanted to buy it and the Asian did not sell and a jew got mad and everyone ditched the Asian guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2261167&forum_id=2#23239957)