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If you guys had followed TBF’s advice to invest in Tesla back in 2021

Your investment would be up over 3% today, and you’d o...
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/10/25
To be fair, Actually, here's a nice time/date stamped &qu...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
$230/share is the split-adjusted price. It was trading below...
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/10/25
To be fair, Right, so, in summary, advising people to &qu...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
To be fair, (Also I love this "that's the split-adju...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
(outted as WSB-level retard)
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/10/25
and wow here’s you touting Tesla and bragging about yo...
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/10/25
To be fair, Lmao wow I'm so cooked, goddamn TSLA was PURE...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
I see, so when you post one of your old threads touting Tesl...
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/10/25
To be fair, You: "LOL great job TBF, so you're up 5%...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
10 months after his post, it went to $400. I'd say it was a ...
odious dog poop
  07/11/25
and if you had held the entire time instead of picking an ar...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/11/25
To be fair, Wow... so you're saying that volatile specula...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/11/25
so any time someone makes a casual investment recommendation...
odious dog poop
  07/11/25
...yes? What the fuck kind of question is that? Unless other...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/11/25
To be fair, Lmao tyft Incidentally, thie is exactly th...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/11/25
So you agree with my assessment that the default subtext is ...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/11/25
so if someone says "buy this stock or crypto," the...
odious dog poop
  07/11/25
No? The expectation is though that it will be for a reasonab...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/11/25
You can just say "i'm a baby".
odious dog poop
  07/11/25
To be fair, Lol Just lmao even What more is there t...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/11/25
...do you think capital gains are taxed on principal investe...
Orange coldplay fan
  07/10/25
no dummy you’d pay 15% on your 3% gains. So if you had...
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/10/25
Stop Wasting Money On Rent Hehe
aromatic citrine chad theater stage
  07/10/25
long term capital gains tax doesn't kick in until about $50k...
Orange coldplay fan
  07/10/25
maybe for a prole like you with no other income that would b...
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/10/25
then why'd you say 15% instead of 15% or 20%? you picked an ...
Orange coldplay fan
  07/10/25
you’re reaching here to cover for your retarded subthr...
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/10/25
the non-sequitur adhom confirms it. this is just what retard...
Orange coldplay fan
  07/10/25
whoa, I had to stop and think about what "capital gains...
tan hospital coffee pot
  07/10/25
Smartest and Richest Investor on Earth
aromatic citrine chad theater stage
  07/10/25
is that the first year tbf recommended an investment in tsla...
Scarlet Gas Station Multi-billionaire
  07/10/25
To be fair, Pumos now declaring that ackkkkkkkkkkkkshuall...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
Tell us more about how you only bought during the dips durin...
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/10/25
To be fair, "Oh so you only bought during the dips d...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
What were some of your best 2010s Tesla pwns, friend?
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/10/25
Nocoiner here. I recall bort discussions in 2010/11 about Bi...
Ruddy bawdyhouse
  07/10/25
To be fair, Jewish XO Pumos will tell you with a straight...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
Brother can you link to some of your classic TSLA prediction...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/10/25
To be fair, How does January 2021 sound? https://autoa...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
Date: July 10th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: To be fair(Semi-Retar...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/10/25
To be fair, Lmao wait so instead of just admitting that y...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
So you are sticking with your story that if you invested in ...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/10/25
To be fair, *Looks at my TSLA stack which is literally 30...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/10/25
Of course man, keep on keepin on. This was a great exchange ...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/10/25
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693292&mc=15...
wild lettuce round eye
  07/10/25
...
Dull pea-brained hell brethren
  07/10/25
TBF is still a top poster and not retarded these days. He de...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/11/25
TBF's recommendation of TSLA seems to be based on the compan...
Haunting bistre nursing home
  07/11/25
He literally made the claim in this thread that you would've...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/11/25
i read the thread but legitimately missed that. if he said t...
Haunting bistre nursing home
  07/11/25
To be fair, OK since you won't answer my question about w...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/11/25
Hey man all that stuff's great. I agree Tesla is a great com...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/11/25
To be fair, Whoa... so actually, now that we've talked, y...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/11/25
Yeah I agree with all that stuff. Elon generally knows what ...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/11/25
To be fair, Sorry brother, I really want to respond here ...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/11/25
...
odious dog poop
  07/11/25
To be fair, (Guy who gets it) Just remember that you'r...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/11/25
...
trip office
  07/11/25
(homosexual grandfather)
Haunting bistre nursing home
  07/11/25
Quotemos who definitely arent jewish having a rough time ITT
Jet area
  07/11/25
i have made a new monikor in honor of this thread
Haunting bistre nursing home
  07/11/25
...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/11/25
Do people still think capital gains are taxed on principal i...
tan hospital coffee pot
  07/11/25
You too can get 400% returns due to stock splits with this o...
Flushed thriller principal's office
  07/16/25
cr, and -7% over 4 years still beats the piss out of inflati...
Shaky Degenerate House
  07/16/25
To be fair, I wonder how many people who aren't Jewish or...
spectacular boiling water pistol
  07/16/25


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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

Your investment would be up over 3% today, and you’d only owe 15% taxes due to long term capital gains



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090288)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Actually, here's a nice time/date stamped "Buy TSLA and BTC Now" TBF thread from January 2021: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4726762&mc=40&forum_id=2. Fun fact: TSLA was ~$230/share when I made this thread (current price is ~$310), and then a year and a half later there was a 3:1 stock split.

Great thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091104)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

$230/share is the split-adjusted price. It was trading below that as recently as April, or the start of the current MLB season. Great 4.5-year investment you pitched there. 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091304)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Right, so, in summary, advising people to "buy TSLA" back in early 2021 actually WAS a financially retarded call (when you REALLY think about it according to unhinged shitlib kike Pumos on XO), and as usual TBF was wrong about everything. IMO you should make sure to bump this thread like 100x so that everyone sees it and is reminded of just how stupid I really am.

BTW, it's so hard to believe that almost everyone in the world now hates (((you people))) and wants to see (((you))) dead. Crazy stuff, I'll truly never understand it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091341)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

(Also I love this "that's the split-adjusted price retard stonk splits don't mean shit you dumb faggot" take that you and your other Jewish compadres are pushing ITT.

Gee golly, it's so weird that many big successful companies looking to boost their stonk prices over time often end up periodically doing stonk splits, even though clearly stonk splits don't actually have any impact on human psychology vis-a-vis market dynamics... bizarre! Oh well, just one of those totally random and inexplicable things that happen sometimes in the world for unknown reasons, I guess!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091359)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

(outted as WSB-level retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091425)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

and wow here’s you touting Tesla and bragging about your investment in it when it was trading at $332/share OVER THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO…

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093648&mc=29&forum_id=2

…which….

*checks math*

…means you’ve made a whopping -7% return on any shares you’ve been holding since then

Great call buddy 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091508)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Lmao wow I'm so cooked, goddamn TSLA was PURE SHIT why did I ever buy this stupid stonk?

Hey btw just out of curiosity, what % of days during the last five years has TSLA been trading higher than $310/share (aka the price it's currently selling for today)?

Obviously I'm not accusing you of shamelessly cherry-picking data points to artificially support your contention that it would have been stupid to buy TSLA back in 2021 and hold it until July 2025 or anything like that, I'm just curious since we're having a good faith conversation about how terrible TSLA is and what a complete retard I am and you seem to really know your shit.

TYIA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091851)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

I see, so when you post one of your old threads touting Tesla, it’s confirmation that you made a great call

When I literally do the exact same thing, I’m “cherry-picking data?”

Say, you wouldn’t happen to know in which aisle the gefilte fish is located, would you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091878)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

You: "LOL great job TBF, so you're up 5% or whatever on your TSLA after five years, wowwww amazing what a financial genius."

Me: "Uh... well here's one old thread I randomly found after 2 minutes of searching where I advised people to buy TSLA back when it was trading at ~$230. Considering that TSLA is currently trading at $310 (down from a ATH of $420) and that numerous respected traders have it listed as a 'Buy' with a near-term target of $400+, even from that one data point alone I think this was a pretty good cal--"

You: "So you admit that you're a retard who made a stupid call here? Thanks for playing. No wonder you're broke. Faggot. PS: You're also the REAL Jew, and we all know it."

Devastating stuff, Ari. You really showed me what's what ITT. Please continue to bump this for years to come, I'm sure this exchange will age like fine wine as TSLA inevitably backslides down to zero ("Just wait two weeks").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: odious dog poop

10 months after his post, it went to $400. I'd say it was a pretty good pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49092674)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

and if you had held the entire time instead of picking an arbitrary date you'd have underperformed the S&P 500 by a significant margin (+30% instead of +70%). unless you're TBF, who as he explained in great detail ITT made a 300% profit because none of us understand how stock splits work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49092676)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Wow... so you're saying that volatile speculative financial assets actually suck, when you REALLY think about it, because if you're a retard you can foolishly sell them low instead of selling them high and end up losing money?

I never thought about it like that before. Damn, that's true, huh?

OK you convinced me, fuck volatile speculative financial assets! And fuck the idiots who push them!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093384)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: odious dog poop

so any time someone makes a casual investment recommendation, the expectation is that you will hold it for 4 years regardless of price movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093405)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

...yes? What the fuck kind of question is that? Unless otherwise stated the default subtext "this is a stock to buy and hold for a long time", not "sell this at peak X within Y months".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093572)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Lmao tyft

Incidentally, thie is exactly the same "reasoning" that (((you people))) now use to justify why ackkkkkkkkkkkkkshually, "Buy BTC" WAS bad investment advice back in 2013 if you REALLY think about it.

"I told you to buy BTC when it was $1000, that was great advice."

"Yes, and it subsequently dropped to $100. Horrible."

"Well I didn't tell you to sell it when it dro--"

"Exactly, you never told me when to sell."

"That's not my job, I told you to hold. You could have easily just waited a little and sold it when it popped up to $5k, or even better, you could have gone long and just continued to hold it right up until the pre--"

"Stop giving financial advice, you clearly suck at this. That was a horrible call."

"What? Huh? If you had just bought and held it, like I clearly advised, you would have 100xd your mo--"

"Sorry, your implied 'default subtext' turned this into a horrible financial call. (((The experts))) agree that the penumbras were fully emanated here. You lose. Fuck you. Honestly, you probably owe me $1000 (plus 13 years' interest) now that I'm thinking about it..."

It really is amazing that so many people across so many different cultures and eras have sincerely wanted to murder all of you. Crazy! What are the odds of that?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093594)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

So you agree with my assessment that the default subtext is in fact when someone tells you to buy a stock or asset they mean for a the long term, and that it would be ridiculous to believe otherwise, which is why his question is so dumb? Glad we agree, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093605)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: odious dog poop

so if someone says "buy this stock or crypto," the expectation is that they hold your hand and then tell you when to sell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093732)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

No? The expectation is though that it will be for a reasonably long period of time. You're the one who said "10 months after his post, it went to $400. I'd say it was a pretty good pick.". How does that specific case, rather the default implication of a suggestion as "something to buy and hold", make it a "pretty good pick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093749)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: odious dog poop

You can just say "i'm a baby".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093789)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Lol

Just lmao even

What more is there to say when confronted with this sort of insane Talmudist pilpul? "Oy vey!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093810)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Orange coldplay fan

...do you think capital gains are taxed on principal invested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090297)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

no dummy you’d pay 15% on your 3% gains. So if you had invested $100,000 when TBF told you to 4 1/2 years ago you’d be walking away with $2,550 today. Thats basically free money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090302)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: aromatic citrine chad theater stage

Stop Wasting Money On Rent Hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090307)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Orange coldplay fan

long term capital gains tax doesn't kick in until about $50k so you'd pay zero. WLMAS you're such a deranged nigger and don't know wtf you're talking about. put down the bottle and stop obsessing about tbf and musk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090328)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

maybe for a prole like you with no other income that would be true. For 99.9% of investors the 15% gainz rate applies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090337)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Orange coldplay fan

then why'd you say 15% instead of 15% or 20%? you picked an investment principal within the 15% income bracket and just said 15%.

i think you're just a dumb nigger who doesn't know how taxes work, not that you were making unstated assumptions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090383)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

you’re reaching here to cover for your retarded subthread. there’s nothing incorrect about anything I posted. Honestly if this is the level of dishonesty you resort to when in a debate then it’s no surprise your wife left you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090389)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Orange coldplay fan

the non-sequitur adhom confirms it. this is just what retards do when they're called out for being retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090411)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: tan hospital coffee pot

whoa, I had to stop and think about what "capital gains" means for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090309)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: aromatic citrine chad theater stage

Smartest and Richest Investor on Earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090298)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Scarlet Gas Station Multi-billionaire

is that the first year tbf recommended an investment in tsla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090391)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Pumos now declaring that ackkkkkkkkkkkkshually, when you REALLY thinkg about it, TBF's exhortations over the years to "buy and hold TSLA" were stupid calls in retrospect.

Wow! TBF really does lose every single time, amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090700)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

Tell us more about how you only bought during the dips during the past five years so ACKSHULLY your investment is worth even more now than it was at the ATH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090874)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

"Oh so you only bought during the dips during the last five years? Really? Oh really?"

If by "during the dips" you mean "during the >80% of the time in that five year window when the price of TSLA was lower than it currently is right now," actually yeah haha.

I know, what are the odds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091001)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

What were some of your best 2010s Tesla pwns, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090883)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Ruddy bawdyhouse

Nocoiner here. I recall bort discussions in 2010/11 about Bitcoin. I looked into it and assumed it was a scam to wipe my checking account. Ignored all crypto advice ever since then. Kinda wish I'd thrown a couple grand into it back then.

If you want to discuss tbf investment advice you have to consider his crypto calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49090895)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Jewish XO Pumos will tell you with a straight face that I (the guy who has been aggressively pushing BTC/ETH/SOL/LINK/TSLA for a decade or more) am "retarded" and "always wrong about everything."

And for proof, they'll point out that none of those assets are currently sitting at their ATHs, which QED means you're a retard for buying them and you're also a retard for still holding them.

(Except for BTC, which is indeed literally sitting at its ATH right now as I type this... but other than that...)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091008)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

Brother can you link to some of your classic TSLA prediction pwns from, say, before 2021? Would love the chance to get a laugh at the haters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091011)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

How does January 2021 sound?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4726762&mc=40&forum_id=2

Fun fact: TSLA was ~$230/share when I made this thread, which would make for a decent-but-not-amazing return considering that it's currently trading at $310/share now in July 2025... except for the fact that it also did a 3:1 split in August 2022. So if you had taken my advice and bought TSLA back then, you'd currently be sitting on a >400% return on your investment.

But admittedly TSLA isn't literally sitting at ATHs right at this very moment, so QED I'm a fucking retard and I'm always wrong about everything and my financial calls are horrible.

Good thing you didn't see that thread back then and take my terrible advice!

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091079)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

Date: July 10th, 2025 6:40 PM

Author: To be fair(Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

How does January 2021 sound?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4726762&mc=40&forum_id=2

Fun fact: TSLA was ~$230/share when I made this thread, which would make for a decent-but-not-amazing return considering that it's currently trading at $310/share now in July 2025... except for the fact that it also did a 3:1 split in August 2022. So if you had taken my advice and bought TSLA back then, you'd currently be sitting on a >400% return on your investment.

But admittedly TSLA isn't literally sitting at ATHs right at this very moment, so QED I'm a fucking retard and I'm always wrong about everything and my financial calls are horrible.

;)

---

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/

Just so we're clear, you're claiming that Tesla has 4xd since 2021 due to the split? Incredibly odd case that the stock price didn't seem to change at all! Crazy how everyone just suddenly 3xd their money. I guess there's no way the way the stock is tracked already takes that into account, it's surely because there was a 3x increase in valuation while stock price held steady. Elon is just that fucking good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091119)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Lmao wait so instead of just admitting that you just got your shit pushed in with literal time-stamped receipts here, you're going to immediately pivot to a discussion of stonk splits?

Gee, I wonder what the purpose of a stonk split is, anyway? Probably no purpose at all, companies run by retards like Tesla probably just do it for funsies... anyway I'm sure I got "pwned" here, not sure why/how but I have no doubt it happened so great job brother you sure showed everyone whatever the fuck it is that you were trying to accomplish in this subthread. I'll probably never recover, etc.

BTW, great job on not getting sucked into the TSLA scam back in January 2021. Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091161)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

So you are sticking with your story that if you invested in Tesla in January 2021, you would have 4xd your money, as seemingly the true stock price just didn't budge? That's quite the investment!

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https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-shares-limelight-3-1-stock-split-kicks-2022-08-25/

The stock opened at $302 and closed at $296.07 as the split allowed investors to get two additional shares for each they owned as of Aug. 17. It had closed at $891.29 before the split on Wednesday.

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Well that's just silly talk. I bet they just don't get stock splits. Silly me investing in the S&P 500 which is up 70% over the same time period. If only I had 4xd my money in Tesla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091202)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

*Looks at my TSLA stack which is literally 300% bigger than it was three years ago, even though I haven't spent a single cent purchasing any additional shares in the interim*

"Grrr... man, it sucks that this stonk split was totally meaningless and has done nothing for me as an investor and will continue to do nothing for me as an investor. Why do companies even do this shit, anyway?!"

Lol have a great day brother. Big win ITT, I might have to retire again after this. BTW if you ever figure out why companies do stonk splits, lmk... now I'm curious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091223)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

Of course man, keep on keepin on. This was a great exchange and I learned some valuable investment advice. SWeet stack, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091235)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: wild lettuce round eye

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693292&mc=157&forum_id=2#48746683

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091019)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Dull pea-brained hell brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49091018)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

TBF is still a top poster and not retarded these days. He deserved his MPM run and seed. Just look at this high quality output (gunner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49092549)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Haunting bistre nursing home

TBF's recommendation of TSLA seems to be based on the company's expansion into robotaxis and home robots, which if they pay off is going to propel the stock into the stratosphere. i don't think he ever advocated buying in 2021 and selling in 2025. he's saying that he thinks the stock is at 300 today but in a decade could be well over 1000. if that doesn't come to pass, his prediction is worthy of ridicule, but all this thread is doing is pointing out that there's been volatility and choppiness with the stock in the short term.

imagine this was 2001 and he'd been urging people back in 1999 to buy AMZN only to have it lose like 90% of its value by 2001.

full disclosure: i am a retard and have put like $50k into TSLA based in part on TBF's cheerleading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49092582)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

He literally made the claim in this thread that you would've 4xd from Tesla after investing in 2021 due to stock splits and that this happened to him personally. Stop backpedaling for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49092601)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Haunting bistre nursing home

i read the thread but legitimately missed that. if he said that, he's obviously wrong. however, this thread appears to be ridiculing him for recommending TSLA as a long-term play, which is what he's done when shilling for the stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49092657)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

OK since you won't answer my question about why companies do stonk splits, here I'll answer it myself (caveat that I'm sure this is totally wrong as usual):

Do you think that TSLA's overall equity value as a value has increased as a direct result of that stonk split? I do, and clearly Elon does as well (that's why he pushed for it). BTW I never claimed it had "4xd" as a result of that split, I said it had increased in value AND given me more shares.

And on that note, do you think that my larger TSLA stack will now continue to compound in value faster over time than it would have before as all of those "additional" individual TSLA shares continue to grow in monetary value -- in part because the stonk split itself helped increase liquidity in TSLA and contributed to the public perception among semi-retarded retail investors that it was more "affordable"? Once again, I do, and clearly Elon does as well (that's why he pushed for it). In fact, I fully expect that we'll see another TSLA split within the next 2-3 years for precisely that reason as TSLA continues to grow in value.

...but I'm sure some querulous little faggot on the internet who is stomping his foot and arguing that ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually when you REALLY think about it, TSLA was a shitty stonk to buy in January 2021 is way smarter and way more financially savvy than me or Elon Musk (aka the richest man in the world).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093434)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

Hey man all that stuff's great. I agree Tesla is a great company and concede all the above points as true. But can you elaborate on how "if you had taken my advice and bought TSLA back then, you'd currently be sitting on a >400% return on your investment"? Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093575)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Whoa... so actually, now that we've talked, you're in agreement that Tesla is a "great company" and that TSLA has been an objectively great investment vehicle which I presciently called out years ago, and you're also in further agreement that the 2022 stonk split was yet another smart call by Elon which has already boosted the equity value of the company and will continue to pay dividends down the line?

Uh... yeah, I don't really have anything else to say here.

Sounds good to me. Glad we talked, bud!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093604)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

Yeah I agree with all that stuff. Elon generally knows what he's doing. I'm just looking for a nice 400% return on investment brother and you said I missed out, so I'm trying to figure out where I went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093608)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

Sorry brother, I really want to respond here but our discussion upthread has made me realize that I don't have a solid grasp on the "implied subtext" of my penumbral emanations (it's all so complicated), and as a result I will be shutting down any further discussion of speculative investment matters with my Jewish friends for their own good until we figure out what's going on. I don't want to lead you guys any further astray than I already inadvertently have in the past!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093629)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: odious dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49092680)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

(Guy who gets it)

Just remember that you're talking to a pack of seething Jewish faggots who are literally still making the argument in July 2025 that when you REALLY think about it, ackkkkkkkkkkkkkshually BTC wasn't THAT great of an investment (it has literally 1000xd in value since I first pushed it on XO and is current sitting at ATHs and climbing quickly due to a historic outpouring of widespread institutional investment).

It's almost like they aren't actually interested in being fair and reasonable about this stuff and they are constitutionally incapable of admitting they got something wrong and fucked up. Almost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093393)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: trip office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093457)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Haunting bistre nursing home

(homosexual grandfather)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093588)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Jet area

Quotemos who definitely arent jewish having a rough time ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093579)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Haunting bistre nursing home

i have made a new monikor in honor of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093599)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093623)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: tan hospital coffee pot

Do people still think capital gains are taxed on principal invested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49093649)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Flushed thriller principal's office

You too can get 400% returns due to stock splits with this one weird trick:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49106307)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Shaky Degenerate House

cr, and -7% over 4 years still beats the piss out of inflation, so you can’t argue it wasn’t a great call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49106347)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: spectacular boiling water pistol

To be fair,

I wonder how many people who aren't Jewish or insane shitlibs and who have IQs >95 read "devastating" comments like this and think to themselves: "Huh, yeah that's true, TSLA probably has given most of its investors negative returns since 2021... wow that's insane, what a horrible stonk thank god I never invested in that scammy trash."

I'm guessing the % rounds to zero. But keep going brother, this is hard-hitting stuff!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2#49106357)