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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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Vigorous purple house
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*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
jet irate turdskin
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
Vigorous purple house
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Comical fluffy locus gaping
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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Chestnut community account
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
primrose glittery library
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
Vigorous purple house
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
primrose glittery library
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
Vigorous purple house
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red harsh heaven
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Vigorous purple house



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Violet legend

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Vigorous purple house



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: primrose glittery library



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: jet irate turdskin



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: contagious stead

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104906)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Idiotic Slate Institution



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Vigorous purple house

https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: primrose glittery library



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: naked state



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: primrose glittery library



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: jet irate turdskin

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: Vigorous purple house

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Comical fluffy locus gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Khaki Hell

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Vigorous purple house



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: adventurous yapping gas station round eye



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: primrose glittery library



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Chestnut community account



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: primrose glittery library

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Vigorous purple house

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105167)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: primrose glittery library

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Vigorous purple house

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: bateful nudist space coldplay fan

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: Vigorous purple house



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: primrose glittery library



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Idiotic Slate Institution



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: red harsh heaven



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: saffron lay dog poop

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105213)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: primrose glittery library



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Vigorous purple house



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: bateful nudist space coldplay fan



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Comical fluffy locus gaping



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: jet irate turdskin

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105893)