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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
Startled contagious hospital
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
chrome thirsty mental disorder brunch
  07/17/25
...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
irradiated lake set
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
I have Hair
irradiated lake set
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
irradiated lake set
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
brindle dashing idea he suggested
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
brindle dashing idea he suggested
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
180
Thriller gaped house gunner
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Thriller gaped house gunner
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
Thriller gaped house gunner
  07/17/25
...
Ocher Site Associate
  07/17/25
...
Abusive azure tank jewess
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
Ocher Site Associate
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
Jet aphrodisiac kitchen
  07/17/25
...
irradiated lake set
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
Startled contagious hospital
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
rambunctious pisswyrm
  07/17/25
...
Flickering boltzmann
  07/17/25
awesome!
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Demanding home
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
Abusive azure tank jewess
  07/17/25
my family always just calls them umbrellas in english
Mentally Impaired Library
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Startled contagious hospital

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: chrome thirsty mental disorder brunch

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: irradiated lake set

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: irradiated lake set

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: irradiated lake set

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: brindle dashing idea he suggested

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: brindle dashing idea he suggested

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Thriller gaped house gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Thriller gaped house gunner

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Thriller gaped house gunner

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Ocher Site Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Abusive azure tank jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Ocher Site Associate

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Jet aphrodisiac kitchen

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: irradiated lake set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Startled contagious hospital

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: rambunctious pisswyrm

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Flickering boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Demanding home

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Abusive azure tank jewess

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49110078)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Library

my family always just calls them umbrellas in english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49110172)