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Critically endangered Gorilla killed because idiot fucking kid snuck into pen.

The gorilla wasn't even attacking the fucking kid, just carr...
Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife
  05/28/16
fuck gorillas
swashbuckling roommate
  05/29/16
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dashing brunch
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Soul-stirring turdskin
  05/29/16
That silverback was seen carrying and drinking a fo-tee...sc...
beady-eyed bisexual place of business
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exhilarant brilliant chapel dopamine
  05/28/16
Now imagine its ur kid
exciting office ladyboy
  05/28/16
No imagine it's your gorilla
Thriller haunting pisswyrm market
  05/29/16
cr
claret gaping preventive strike
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Stimulating hideous trailer park
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indigo hall therapy
  05/29/16
Noe imagine you're a slave owner in 1850 who just dropped 10...
mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor
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Opaque kitchen
  05/31/16
Why don't they have some kind of nonlethal tranquilizer gun ...
ruddy startling ceo
  05/28/16
Tranquilizers aren't instantaneous like in the movies. Take...
Henna Whorehouse
  05/28/16
Ok what about one of those dart things you can shoot with yo...
ruddy startling ceo
  05/28/16
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Smoky jew senate
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White nighttime digit ratio candlestick maker
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indigo hall therapy
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Adventurous ivory shrine
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Opaque kitchen
  05/31/16
They do, but it doesn't work instantly. Guess the reaction f...
Salmon university
  05/28/16
Still worth a shot.
ruddy startling ceo
  05/28/16
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Crawly Dark Forum National Security Agency
  05/31/16
That's a risk I'd be willing to take.
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
Not a pain I would necessarily have spared him.
Anal cyan house
  05/29/16
(Mega dumbass)
Mind-boggling water buffalo rehab
  05/28/16
:(
ruddy startling ceo
  05/28/16
The only fucking idiots here are the idiots who designed an ...
Up-to-no-good affirmative action
  05/28/16
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Henna Whorehouse
  05/28/16
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Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard
  05/29/16
I mean also the parents who weren't watching their 4 year ol...
ruddy startling ceo
  05/29/16
(not a parent)
Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard
  05/29/16
Non-parents throughout acting like MFEs.
Appetizing indecent native
  05/29/16
I've got 2 actually
ruddy startling ceo
  05/29/16
Those massive shits you left in the toilet would hardly be c...
Fantasy-prone Theater
  05/29/16
My little brown babbies.
ruddy startling ceo
  05/29/16
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Ocher curious point faggot firefighter
  05/30/16
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Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
Parent of 4 here. These parents are careless idiots
boyish impressive toaster
  05/29/16
Not flame I've seen that gorilla. I'm ok.
Pearly disgusting hell
  05/28/16
Thoughts and prayers.
galvanic low-t internal respiration area
  05/29/16
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effete self-absorbed box office dysfunction
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Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask
  05/29/16
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crusty marvelous gay wizard
  05/31/16
White people are so LJL. On the one hand you have a dead kid...
Amber infuriating sneaky criminal property
  05/28/16
Gorilla was probably smarter than the kid.
Cheese-eating alpha temple
  05/29/16
Don't be mean to trumpmos' kids
domesticated black casino
  05/29/16
please compare number living gorillas with number of living ...
Silver menage
  05/29/16
On the one hand, there's 6,000,000,000 of one thing, and on ...
mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor
  05/30/16
can't tell if op is serious. if a gorilla was carrying your ...
Flirting hominid
  05/28/16
why should the parents wishes be determinative here.
Jet sanctuary love of her life
  05/28/16
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Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
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Frum medicated partner
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indigo hall therapy
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mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor
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Crawly Dark Forum National Security Agency
  05/31/16
I don't know that he is criticizing the zoo per se. I think ...
ruddy startling ceo
  05/28/16
Cr. I don't blame the zoo. But the parents are fucking murde...
Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife
  05/29/16
You don't blame the zoo for creating a barrier that even a 4...
Misanthropic parlour
  05/29/16
He is a childless Azn drone that loves dogs and animals so t...
Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard
  05/29/16
THE GORILLA DID NOTHING WRONG
comical stage multi-billionaire
  05/29/16
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Vigorous circlehead
  05/29/16
He a good gorilla, just about to turn his life around, need ...
khaki splenetic elastic band
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trip rusted background story legal warrant
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deranged nudist nowag
  05/30/16
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comical stage multi-billionaire
  05/31/16
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Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
And if I could ban all guns to prevent my child from getting...
Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife
  05/29/16
I'd like to see Tommy T put down, but we don't always get wh...
mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor
  05/30/16
guess race?
provocative headpube immigrant
  05/29/16
probably Chinese honestly
Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife
  05/29/16
Black or turd. He's dark skinned.
Misanthropic parlour
  05/29/16
Of the kid or the gorilla?
Pearly disgusting hell
  05/29/16
Well, it's like Ernie Hudson said in Congo: "People com...
translucent business firm
  05/29/16
video of the boy in the most with that beast https://m.yo...
Tantric violent feces
  05/29/16
Gorillabro was being protective and chill as fuck. They shou...
Umber blood rage
  05/29/16
...
buck-toothed gas station black woman
  05/29/16
this is why I love zozo
Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
Not many 4 year olds have gorilla-killer on their resume. He...
effete self-absorbed box office dysfunction
  05/29/16
gorilla was thrashing the boy around from what i heard
wonderful garrison
  05/29/16
carrying the kid around. the gorilla could have crushed the...
Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife
  05/29/16
Of course there was a choice. I don't understand the conclu...
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
that would be ideal, but realistically if you arent a russia...
Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife
  05/29/16
the zoo didn't want to get sued. that's all. our sps practic...
Silver menage
  05/29/16
(Guy who delivered closing argument in Ford Pinto case)
boyish impressive toaster
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Dull titillating public bath toilet seat
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indigo hall therapy
  05/29/16
You don't understand because you are subhuman
confused vermilion hissy fit
  05/29/16
I hope pit bulls rip out your throat.
Appetizing indecent native
  05/29/16
Seems unlikely. They are awesome dogs.
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
they are voting trump (link)
Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask
  05/31/16
LJL at you. Do you wet the bed when you have a pitbull night...
emerald azn round eye
  05/31/16
...
Soggy Green Locus
  05/31/16
Subhuman trash. Clearly Russian and probably party Muslim
Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth
  05/29/16
A party Muslim? I am no party Muslim!
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
youre so unbearably autisitic and stupid
swashbuckling roommate
  05/30/16
So we're running out of these gorillas but not of stupid kid...
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
Oh no a critical gorilla shortage! Lol who cares?
motley aquamarine shitlib
  05/29/16
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Soul-stirring turdskin
  05/29/16
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Charcoal Keepsake Machete
  05/29/16
Some stupid kid, who cares?
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
Some stupid overweight Russian, who cares?
clear messiness reading party
  05/29/16
the kid is fucking four years old.
bonkers french chef
  05/29/16
Go on.
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
So, he's even less useful than a fully grown human?
mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor
  05/30/16
beep beep beep
deranged nudist nowag
  05/30/16
He would make for a particularly delicious smoked bbq human?
mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor
  05/30/16
...
Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
Cr
emerald azn round eye
  05/31/16
thanks libs
Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask
  05/29/16
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Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
Anyone have a picture of the shithead parents?
Cheese-eating alpha temple
  05/29/16
whites dindus or chinese? cant tell.
Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife
  05/29/16
gotta be white. they should have to read this thread
Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask
  05/29/16
i could see chinese.
Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife
  05/29/16
yeah lol
Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask
  05/29/16
cinn cinnati is 52% white and 40% black bro
Flickering site
  05/29/16
jfc that's a ton of blacks
Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask
  05/29/16
i actually went to the cincinati zoo in 1988 with my parents...
Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife
  05/29/16
wouldnt 24 hrs be a stopover, not a layover
Flickering site
  05/29/16
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House-broken ungodly rigpig
  05/30/16
The kid looks white in the videos, and the woman talking sou...
Cheese-eating alpha temple
  05/29/16
(Racist)
confused vermilion hissy fit
  05/29/16
I was wrong. They're black. http://imgur.com/a/DkXxE ...
Cheese-eating alpha temple
  05/31/16
Hmm this video makes him look white. Fucking idiot crac...
Misanthropic parlour
  05/29/16
niggers http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617016/E...
Mustard locale
  05/30/16
Has bluesmoke poasted since yesterday?
clear messiness reading party
  05/29/16
180
Misanthropic parlour
  05/29/16
Cr. BS please poast something so we know you are ok
confused vermilion hissy fit
  05/29/16
I just remembered that I went to school with Dian Fossey's g...
Tantric violent feces
  05/29/16
TBF both the kid and the guerilla should have been shot as b...
lime home foreskin
  05/29/16
they could, of course, have risked a common kid and saved a ...
Irradiated At-the-ready Personal Credit Line
  05/29/16
Fucked up where this is something you would consider.
Appetizing indecent native
  05/29/16
lol
Irradiated At-the-ready Personal Credit Line
  05/29/16
...
Soul-stirring turdskin
  05/29/16
tcr
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
Obviously quite a bit of the blame falls on the parents. But...
Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard
  05/29/16
Wtf? Why were you even putting any blame on the lion in the ...
Glassy ratface corner
  05/30/16
Lion: "the fuck did I do?"
Canary giraffe orchestra pit
  05/30/16
I had a gorilla as a SHITLAW client once, I'm okay, thank
domesticated black casino
  05/29/16
what was her name
swashbuckling roommate
  05/30/16
I lived in Cincinnati when I was 3. I'm ok
carmine bateful lettuce
  05/29/16
Should have shot the parents with the rifle for failing to s...
hairless amethyst theater stage
  05/29/16
Non-parent.
Appetizing indecent native
  05/29/16
Stop being such a white knight faggot. You sound like IGWC a...
buck-toothed gas station black woman
  05/29/16
That gorilla has parents too.
Pearly disgusting hell
  05/30/16
Looks like gorilla saved a kid after he fell in a 20 foot mo...
french laser beams electric furnace
  05/29/16
...
hairless amethyst theater stage
  05/29/16
yeah that's pretty much what I saw, he even lifted the littl...
Frum medicated partner
  05/29/16
...
supple puce dragon
  05/30/16
So some negligent ass parents allow their toddler to crawl i...
milky fragrant set
  05/29/16
Agree. Zoo enclosures are built to keep the animals in, n...
hairless amethyst theater stage
  05/29/16
Twist most cumskin amerikkkans are animals nowadays so we ne...
domesticated black casino
  05/29/16
180 lol
Awkward community account
  05/29/16
I was trained in gorilla warfare when I was in the marine co...
Slimy pungent mad-dog skullcap idiot
  05/29/16
...
Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
Ugh, who cares. They can just clone the gorilla later anyway...
Dun histrionic private investor friendly grandma
  05/29/16
Underrated.
effete self-absorbed box office dysfunction
  05/29/16
This happened in the 90's as well but the ending was better:...
twinkling fat ankles
  05/29/16
This Gorilla was doing the same thing basically from the vid...
Irate cream tanning salon striped hyena
  05/29/16
Times have changed.
twinkling fat ankles
  05/30/16
The 90's were literally better in every conceivable way jfc
Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
Also, I disagree with everyone who said this was a faulty pe...
Irate cream tanning salon striped hyena
  05/29/16
TMF is completely cr in this thread for the first time in hi...
Awkward community account
  05/29/16
When you find yourself agreeing with TMF, it's time to take ...
confused vermilion hissy fit
  05/29/16
...and then killself.
Fantasy-prone Theater
  05/29/16
...
Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth
  05/29/16
...
confused vermilion hissy fit
  05/29/16
wtf man
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
...
Maize boiling water
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...
Flirting hominid
  05/30/16
ty, I think...
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
...
Metal plaza
  05/29/16
I don't get why the only two options are "shoot it with...
Avocado potus
  05/29/16
Eh, cut them slack. It's not like they had hours to think th...
Irate cream tanning salon striped hyena
  05/29/16
To be fair, they should have had a plan for such an eventual...
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
CR. fuck these braindead humans. Humans are SPS
emerald azn round eye
  05/31/16
Very curious how the shot went down. Was it just some fucki...
Umber blood rage
  05/29/16
Gorilla Dundee
Awkward community account
  05/29/16
Zoos have cover snipers. Not flame
Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth
  05/29/16
lol at the idiot in here lisping "NON PARENT U WOULDNT ...
aphrodisiac cerise national
  05/29/16
It's pretty ridiculous that a 4 year old was able to sneak i...
Cowardly Vibrant Location
  05/29/16
there is literally nothing stopping a 4 year old kid from ju...
aphrodisiac cerise national
  05/29/16
Isn't there some torts term for a hazard that's especially a...
Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth
  05/29/16
yeah https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractive_nuisance_d...
aphrodisiac cerise national
  05/29/16
But enough about bpm
Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth
  05/29/16
LOL
Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
There's your answer then. Gotta keep shit like this locked u...
Cowardly Vibrant Location
  05/29/16
looks lke it only applies if the kid is trsepassing which is...
aphrodisiac cerise national
  05/29/16
...
Chestnut charismatic school cafeteria sound barrier
  05/29/16
Parent here. The level of awareness I have when with my kids...
Hairraiser meetinghouse
  05/29/16
Titcr
aphrodisiac cerise national
  05/29/16
Who knows. Busy zoo, have a couple of kids, and you're unab...
carmine bateful lettuce
  05/29/16
My whole point is this would never occur
Hairraiser meetinghouse
  05/30/16
Millions of people go to hundreds of zoos around the chimney...
Pearly disgusting hell
  05/31/16
...
indigo hall therapy
  05/29/16
But you are a non-parent. It's a fucking cuck attitude to p...
Appetizing indecent native
  05/30/16
Human beings are shit. *capture gorilla* *imprison it in ...
emerald azn round eye
  05/31/16
...
Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
hmm
Carnelian Address Quadroon
  05/29/16
is there any video or photo showing the gorilla potentially ...
drunken plum boistinker piazza
  05/29/16
no reports that the gorilla was endangering the child in any...
Awkward community account
  05/29/16
...
Primrose odious marketing idea persian
  05/29/16
so fucked up
Metal plaza
  05/29/16
Could the zoo sue the parents and make them bleed for their ...
Federal Stead Famous Landscape Painting
  05/29/16
unlikely but it would be 180
confused vermilion hissy fit
  05/29/16
lol @ the DEEP mental illness on display ITT it's a fucking...
bonkers french chef
  05/29/16
...
flesh field travel guidebook
  05/29/16
Oh noes, a kid! We're almost out of those!
Soggy Green Locus
  05/29/16
We definitely have enough sociopathic pit bull fuckers from ...
Appetizing indecent native
  05/30/16
...
Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard
  05/31/16
LJL at you going insane over some fucking kid. Humans are sp...
emerald azn round eye
  05/31/16
I don't even think most humans are a net positive, let alone...
Soggy Green Locus
  05/31/16
...
Maize boiling water
  05/29/16
Libs literally would rather have the boy killed over the gor...
Up-to-no-good affirmative action
  05/30/16
libs like libertarian masterman tmf?
sexy half-breed institution
  05/30/16
MfCr not sure wtf is up with xo itt
Multi-colored lay corn cake
  05/30/16
True lack of ability to think critically about the value of ...
mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor
  05/30/16
...
contagious mint trump supporter gunner
  05/30/16
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Flirting hominid
  05/30/16
...
Soul-stirring turdskin
  05/31/16
So much misinformation ITT. Watch the videos here: http:/...
chocolate son of senegal
  05/29/16
link to when the gorilla looks threatening to the kid? i'm ...
drunken plum boistinker piazza
  05/29/16
One of the videos show the gorilla just grab the kid and tak...
Umber blood rage
  05/29/16
does the kid even cry? that actually looks like it would hav...
fighting space macaca
  05/30/16
great, now the next kid who falls in that enclosure is gonna...
Filthy Navy Windowlicker Center
  05/29/16
...
Soul-stirring turdskin
  05/29/16
Maybe if they were more interested in female gorillas than l...
alcoholic buff halford library
  05/29/16
...
deranged nudist nowag
  05/30/16
"Yes, I'm here to see my son's favorite gorilla, Halfor...
Umber blood rage
  05/30/16
Actual lol
Canary giraffe orchestra pit
  05/30/16
...
Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
  06/08/16
parents letting their kids sneak into gorilla enclosures? ...
Topaz yapping resort patrolman
  05/29/16
http://imgur.com/a/DkXxE
Cheese-eating alpha temple
  05/31/16
LOL at libs claiming the gorilla dindu nuffin when the video...
Up-to-no-good affirmative action
  05/30/16
Niggers?
Arousing Roast Beef Pervert
  05/30/16
jfc 200 posts and ONE cr. Should have dumped a load full...
Transparent Becky Jap
  05/30/16
...
mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor
  05/30/16
No disputing that the gorilla was unarmed and yet the shoote...
Glassy ratface corner
  05/30/16
...
Pearl Dilemma
  05/30/16
...
laughsome base ape
  05/31/16
JFC. A number of people around the internet seem to be legit...
autistic doobsian heaven
  05/30/16
...
Primrose odious marketing idea persian
  05/30/16
What I don't understand is why wasn't a negotiator brought i...
arrogant bright hairy legs
  05/30/16
Everyone knows all the ADR gigs are hogged by semi-retired B...
autistic doobsian heaven
  05/30/16
Sorry, but most human life doesn't really have value. The f...
Soggy Green Locus
  05/30/16
That's the hilarity of this. Some people actually think a 4-...
autistic doobsian heaven
  05/30/16
It's not JUST to teach the parent's a lesson. It's also beca...
Glittery spot
  05/30/16
Why do decide what has value? Why the fuck should a gorilla ...
Appetizing indecent native
  05/30/16
Well, because replacing a lost species is something humanity...
Soggy Green Locus
  05/31/16
...
Appetizing indecent native
  05/30/16
"Get trapped in an unfortunate 1-on-1 situation yoursel...
slap-happy step-uncle's house
  05/30/16
the op is correct. this is about an idiot kid. it isn't the ...
fighting space macaca
  05/31/16
Plus, we don't even know the gorilla would have killed him. ...
Soggy Green Locus
  05/31/16
You know what's hilariously fucked up about this? The parent...
arrogant bright hairy legs
  05/30/16
No, the most hilariously fucked up thing about this is how b...
Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur
  05/30/16
seriously? each one of those faggots should be publicly sham...
arrogant bright hairy legs
  05/30/16
Yep, see the other thread or link below. And how about surgi...
Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur
  05/30/16
Also see https://twitter.com/Pure_Nonsense/status/7371242429...
Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur
  05/30/16
See here on black reaction: http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/20...
Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur
  05/30/16
LMAO. Also, knowing now that the child is black, is it wr...
autistic doobsian heaven
  05/30/16
Amazing
slap-happy step-uncle's house
  05/30/16
BTW, now that we know the kid is black, and probably there w...
autistic doobsian heaven
  05/30/16
100% tbf, I understand how this can just happen even with...
Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur
  05/30/16
I've been to that zoo, with my son around the same age, AND ...
slap-happy step-uncle's house
  05/30/16
kids get away from you sometimes. white or black. shit happe...
bonkers french chef
  05/31/16
I don't think it's appropriate for children to see gorillas ...
Electric jewess theatre
  05/30/16
For some reason this poast made me imagine that gorilla walk...
cerebral church queen of the night
  05/31/16
A shame. Gorillas are good dudes. Chimps suck however. If it...
Cracking juggernaut
  05/30/16
Yep. Also probably would have been fine if it was a female g...
Pearly disgusting hell
  05/30/16
Have you idiots seen the video? The gorilla was going buck w...
Flirting hominid
  05/30/16
yes but what happened AFTER the kid fell into the enclosure
Filthy Navy Windowlicker Center
  05/31/16
...
mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor
  05/31/16
...
aphrodisiac cerise national
  05/31/16
holy shit
drunken plum boistinker piazza
  05/31/16
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Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth
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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife

The gorilla wasn't even attacking the fucking kid, just carrying him around. The kids parents should be executed.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/28/us/zoo-kills-gorilla/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579293)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling roommate

fuck gorillas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580310)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: dashing brunch



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583660)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 2:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed bisexual place of business

That silverback was seen carrying and drinking a fo-tee...schlitz malt likker, in fact....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580997)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: exhilarant brilliant chapel dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579305)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: exciting office ladyboy

Now imagine its ur kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579307)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Thriller haunting pisswyrm market

No imagine it's your gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582226)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: claret gaping preventive strike

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583551)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Stimulating hideous trailer park



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: indigo hall therapy



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Date: May 30th, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor

Noe imagine you're a slave owner in 1850 who just dropped 10k on a new supply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587378)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Opaque kitchen



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: ruddy startling ceo

Why don't they have some kind of nonlethal tranquilizer gun for these situations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579313)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Henna Whorehouse

Tranquilizers aren't instantaneous like in the movies. Takes a few minutes to take effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579336)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: ruddy startling ceo

Ok what about one of those dart things you can shoot with your mouth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579353)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:26 AM
Author: Smoky jew senate



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: White nighttime digit ratio candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585250)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: indigo hall therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585681)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Adventurous ivory shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586886)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Opaque kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30597690)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Salmon university

They do, but it doesn't work instantly. Guess the reaction from the gorilla when it gets shot with a painful ass needle. He'd have ripped the kid apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579346)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: ruddy startling ceo

Still worth a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579355)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:50 PM
Author: Crawly Dark Forum National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593814)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 2:35 AM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

That's a risk I'd be willing to take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580965)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:37 AM
Author: Anal cyan house

Not a pain I would necessarily have spared him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581750)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling water buffalo rehab

(Mega dumbass)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579389)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: ruddy startling ceo

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579408)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good affirmative action

The only fucking idiots here are the idiots who designed an enclosure that would allow a 4 year old to slip in. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579333)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Henna Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579337)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581705)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:34 AM
Author: ruddy startling ceo

I mean also the parents who weren't watching their 4 year old in a crowded public place long enough for him to shimmy his way into the gorilla pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581742)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:37 AM
Author: Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard

(not a parent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581751)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:09 AM
Author: Appetizing indecent native

Non-parents throughout acting like MFEs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581836)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: ruddy startling ceo

I've got 2 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581871)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Theater

Those massive shits you left in the toilet would hardly be considered children, you landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582162)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: ruddy startling ceo

My little brown babbies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582434)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Ocher curious point faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586778)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651406)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: boyish impressive toaster

Parent of 4 here. These parents are careless idiots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582493)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Pearly disgusting hell

Not flame I've seen that gorilla. I'm ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579356)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 1:55 AM
Author: galvanic low-t internal respiration area

Thoughts and prayers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580858)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: effete self-absorbed box office dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580934)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581048)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 1:32 AM
Author: crusty marvelous gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30592191)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Amber infuriating sneaky criminal property

White people are so LJL. On the one hand you have a dead kid, on the other you have a dead gorilla. Seems like a no brainier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579361)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating alpha temple

Gorilla was probably smarter than the kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581128)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: domesticated black casino

Don't be mean to trumpmos' kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581768)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Silver menage

please compare number living gorillas with number of living humans. I'd have chosen the gorilla's life over the child every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582385)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 8:36 AM
Author: mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor

On the one hand, there's 6,000,000,000 of one thing, and on the other, there's a few dozen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586443)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Flirting hominid

can't tell if op is serious. if a gorilla was carrying your infant child around, you're saying you wouldn't want it to be put down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579381)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Jet sanctuary love of her life

why should the parents wishes be determinative here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579386)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Soggy Green Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580964)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: Frum medicated partner



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: indigo hall therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585682)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 8:36 AM
Author: mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586446)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: Crawly Dark Forum National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593816)



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Date: May 28th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: ruddy startling ceo

I don't know that he is criticizing the zoo per se. I think he was pointing out that the gorilla really did nothing wrong and the negligent parents who created this situation should be punished with death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30579406)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:20 AM
Author: Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife

Cr. I don't blame the zoo. But the parents are fucking murderers. It's understandable that a human parasite must come before a critically endangered non violent animal. But it's too bad. There are too many human apes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580298)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:09 AM
Author: Misanthropic parlour

You don't blame the zoo for creating a barrier that even a 4 year old could circumvent? State your IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581662)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:28 AM
Author: Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard

He is a childless Azn drone that loves dogs and animals so that he can complete his whiteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581711)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:38 AM
Author: comical stage multi-billionaire

THE GORILLA DID NOTHING WRONG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581614)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: Vigorous circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581687)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: khaki splenetic elastic band

He a good gorilla, just about to turn his life around, need mo money fo dem enclosures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584723)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: trip rusted background story legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584746)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: deranged nudist nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586847)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: comical stage multi-billionaire



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651409)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife

And if I could ban all guns to prevent my child from getting killed I would, but it wouldn't be the right thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580307)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor

I'd like to see Tommy T put down, but we don't always get what we want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586448)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:30 AM
Author: provocative headpube immigrant

guess race?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580341)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:09 AM
Author: Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife

probably Chinese honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581043)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: Misanthropic parlour

Black or turd. He's dark skinned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581666)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Pearly disgusting hell

Of the kid or the gorilla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582166)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:38 AM
Author: translucent business firm

Well, it's like Ernie Hudson said in Congo: "People come first, then gorillas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580386)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 2:06 AM
Author: Tantric violent feces

video of the boy in the most with that beast

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBeVfQtSD2k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580893)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Umber blood rage

Gorillabro was being protective and chill as fuck. They should have left the child in there to be raised by the gorillas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581815)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: buck-toothed gas station black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581852)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:21 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth

this is why I love zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651410)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: effete self-absorbed box office dysfunction

Not many 4 year olds have gorilla-killer on their resume. He's going to slay dat kindergarten pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580952)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: wonderful garrison

gorilla was thrashing the boy around from what i heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580955)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:09 AM
Author: Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife

carrying the kid around. the gorilla could have crushed the kid in 5 seconds. kid was basically unhurt.

not sure there was any choice but fuck the kid and his fucking parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581041)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

Of course there was a choice. I don't understand the conclusion that we must protect the life of every stupid kid as though it is critical to the survival of the human race. Shoot the gorilla with a tranq, if the kid dies you go "well, should have watched your kids better" and move on with life. Geesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581069)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:22 AM
Author: Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife

that would be ideal, but realistically if you arent a russian ape you understand why the zoo was forced to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581083)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Silver menage

the zoo didn't want to get sued. that's all. our sps practice of putting human life on a pedestal is going to do us in. Join me in the race to 20 billion!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582454)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:41 PM
Author: boyish impressive toaster

(Guy who delivered closing argument in Ford Pinto case)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582508)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Dull titillating public bath toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584776)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: indigo hall therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584940)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: confused vermilion hissy fit

You don't understand because you are subhuman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581767)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Appetizing indecent native

I hope pit bulls rip out your throat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581826)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

Seems unlikely. They are awesome dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585096)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask

they are voting trump (link)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593808)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: emerald azn round eye

LJL at you. Do you wet the bed when you have a pitbull nightmare, dumb faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593807)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30598251)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth

Subhuman trash. Clearly Russian and probably party Muslim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582413)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

A party Muslim? I am no party Muslim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585095)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling roommate

youre so unbearably autisitic and stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590579)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

So we're running out of these gorillas but not of stupid kids. Shoot the gorilla with a tranquilizer gun and if it kills the kid then let that be a warning to the next retard that climbs into the gorilla cage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30580962)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: motley aquamarine shitlib

Oh no a critical gorilla shortage! Lol who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582290)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583657)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: Charcoal Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583715)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

Some stupid kid, who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584710)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: clear messiness reading party

Some stupid overweight Russian, who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585049)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: bonkers french chef

the kid is fucking four years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583751)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

Go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584706)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 8:40 AM
Author: mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor

So, he's even less useful than a fully grown human?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586454)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: deranged nudist nowag

beep beep beep



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586858)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor

He would make for a particularly delicious smoked bbq human?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30589552)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651415)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:49 PM
Author: emerald azn round eye

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593811)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:21 AM
Author: Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask

thanks libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581081)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651416)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:43 AM
Author: Cheese-eating alpha temple

Anyone have a picture of the shithead parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581135)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife

whites dindus or chinese? cant tell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581138)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:46 AM
Author: Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask

gotta be white. they should have to read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581141)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:47 AM
Author: Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife

i could see chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581142)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:48 AM
Author: Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask

yeah lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581143)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:48 AM
Author: Flickering site

cinn cinnati is 52% white and 40% black bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581144)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:50 AM
Author: Sienna Floppy Pocket Flask

jfc that's a ton of blacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581151)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:50 AM
Author: Slate Insane Dingle Berry Knife

i actually went to the cincinati zoo in 1988 with my parents on a 24 hr layover. i appreciate your thoughts and prayers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581152)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:54 AM
Author: Flickering site

wouldnt 24 hrs be a stopover, not a layover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581158)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: House-broken ungodly rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590924)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:52 AM
Author: Cheese-eating alpha temple

The kid looks white in the videos, and the woman talking sounds white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581156)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:37 AM
Author: confused vermilion hissy fit

(Racist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581755)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating alpha temple

I was wrong.

They're black.

http://imgur.com/a/DkXxE



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30597662)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:40 AM
Author: Misanthropic parlour

Hmm this video makes him look white. Fucking idiot crackers. I bet they are liberals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581765)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 9:51 PM
Author: Mustard locale

niggers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3617016/EXCLUSIVE-PICTURES-parents-four-son-fell-zoo-enclosure-sparking-controversial-killing-Harambe-gorilla-emerges-father-lengthy-criminal-history.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590709)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:55 AM
Author: clear messiness reading party

Has bluesmoke poasted since yesterday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581645)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Misanthropic parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581669)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:37 AM
Author: confused vermilion hissy fit

Cr. BS please poast something so we know you are ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581753)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Tantric violent feces

I just remembered that I went to school with Dian Fossey's grandniece

I'm okay, guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581655)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:25 AM
Author: lime home foreskin

TBF both the kid and the guerilla should have been shot as both were wasting ARE lord Trump's oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581697)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Irradiated At-the-ready Personal Credit Line

they could, of course, have risked a common kid and saved a rare gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581719)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:08 AM
Author: Appetizing indecent native

Fucked up where this is something you would consider.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581832)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Irradiated At-the-ready Personal Credit Line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581902)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583662)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584970)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard

Obviously quite a bit of the blame falls on the parents. But anyone who is a parent will also understand that it is very difficult to manage. I don't know if the parents were careless or things just got out hand very quickly. This happens a lot with kids.

The lion's share of the blame has to go to the faggot that designed the enclosure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581723)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Glassy ratface corner

Wtf? Why were you even putting any blame on the lion in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586704)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Canary giraffe orchestra pit

Lion: "the fuck did I do?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590649)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: domesticated black casino

I had a gorilla as a SHITLAW client once, I'm okay, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581777)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling roommate

what was her name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590588)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: carmine bateful lettuce

I lived in Cincinnati when I was 3. I'm ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581803)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: hairless amethyst theater stage

Should have shot the parents with the rifle for failing to supervise. No need to shoot Gorilla who might have lost interest in the kid eventually. If not, no big genetic loss for a dumb kid to get got.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581830)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:10 AM
Author: Appetizing indecent native

Non-parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581841)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: buck-toothed gas station black woman

Stop being such a white knight faggot. You sound like IGWC a while ago who kept getting irate at a story about a chick getting hurt and saying "I have a sister, that was fucked up"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581868)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Pearly disgusting hell

That gorilla has parents too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587466)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: french laser beams electric furnace

Looks like gorilla saved a kid after he fell in a 20 foot moat and gorillas thanks was to be shot dead by the animal response team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581855)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: hairless amethyst theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581858)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Frum medicated partner

yeah that's pretty much what I saw, he even lifted the little dood up so that he wasn't sitting in the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584915)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:37 AM
Author: supple puce dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586760)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: milky fragrant set

So some negligent ass parents allow their toddler to crawl into a fucking gorilla pen, and the reaction on xo is that the zoo is to blame for some design flaw (the parents should sue THEM!)?

What a toxic blend of lawyerly faggotry + good old American take-no-responsibility thinking. MAGA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581905)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: hairless amethyst theater stage

Agree.

Zoo enclosures are built to keep the animals in, not the humans out. It's often possible for a total idiot to climb a fence, jump into a moat and swim across to get to a dangerous animal. You're just not supposed to be that dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581952)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: domesticated black casino

Twist most cumskin amerikkkans are animals nowadays so we need more to protect the zoo animals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581973)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Awkward community account

180 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582168)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Slimy pungent mad-dog skullcap idiot

I was trained in gorilla warfare when I was in the marine core but don't worry, I'm okay. Semper fi!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581947)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:27 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651419)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Dun histrionic private investor friendly grandma

Ugh, who cares. They can just clone the gorilla later anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581968)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: effete self-absorbed box office dysfunction

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582165)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: twinkling fat ankles

This happened in the 90's as well but the ending was better:

Binti is best known for an incident which occurred on August 16, 1996, when she was eight years old. A three-year-old boy climbed the wall around the gorilla exhibit and fell 18 feet into the gorilla enclosure below, suffering a broken hand and a large gash on the side of his face.[2]

Binti walked towards the unconscious boy while helpless spectators screamed, certain that the gorillas would harm him. Instead, Binti protected the child. Binti gently cradled the child and laid him down when she heard her shift door open to her downstairs enclosure. Her 17-month-old baby, Koola, clutched her back throughout the incident. The boy spent four days in the hospital and recovered fully.[3] Binti received international media attention from this incident and her heroics, and for many months afterwards, received special treats and food from zoo staffers, and much attention from visitors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binti_Jua

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30581969)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: Irate cream tanning salon striped hyena

This Gorilla was doing the same thing basically from the video I saw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582114)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: twinkling fat ankles

Times have changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30589102)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:28 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth

The 90's were literally better in every conceivable way jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651423)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Irate cream tanning salon striped hyena

Also, I disagree with everyone who said this was a faulty pen. Who would think a kid would jump over a fence and then jump down a 10 foot wall into a concrete moat?

Walk 20 feet in any direction on planet earth and you'll find something that is easier for a dumb kid to kill themselves on if they're dumb enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582128)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:32 AM
Author: Awkward community account

TMF is completely cr in this thread for the first time in his life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582142)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: confused vermilion hissy fit

When you find yourself agreeing with TMF, it's time to take a good hard look at your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582197)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Theater

...and then killself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582200)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582425)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 5:09 PM
Author: confused vermilion hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583758)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

wtf man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584722)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Maize boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585333)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 12:52 PM
Author: Flirting hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587475)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

ty, I think...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584725)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:07 PM
Author: Metal plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584730)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Avocado potus

I don't get why the only two options are "shoot it with a tranquilizer dart" or "shoot it with a rifle." Seems like they could have at least tried to distract the gorilla by throwing it some food or having one of its handlers come out into the enclosure... worth a try anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582158)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:37 AM
Author: Irate cream tanning salon striped hyena

Eh, cut them slack. It's not like they had hours to think this shit out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582171)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

To be fair, they should have had a plan for such an eventuality. Not unforeseeable that this might happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584717)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: emerald azn round eye

CR. fuck these braindead humans. Humans are SPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593838)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Umber blood rage

Very curious how the shot went down. Was it just some fucking carney zookeeper blowing away a gorilla with a head shot from a hundred yards while it held a child in its arms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582176)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: Awkward community account

Gorilla Dundee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582184)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth

Zoos have cover snipers. Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582429)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cerise national

lol at the idiot in here lisping "NON PARENT U WOULDNT UNDERTHTAND!!!"

your kid is not a force of nature that you and the world are helpless before, dumbass. this isn't a newborn that fell into an enclosure. it's a 4 year old who you should have taught better judgment, or who you should be exercising more care/oversight over, and your failure to do so means both of you should be wiped from the earth for the good of are society. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582331)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Cowardly Vibrant Location

It's pretty ridiculous that a 4 year old was able to sneak into a gorilla enclosure. He shouldn't have been scraping around but zoos should be more secure than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582397)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cerise national

there is literally nothing stopping a 4 year old kid from jumping/walking/falling onto train or subway tracks. should they be more secure too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582433)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth

Isn't there some torts term for a hazard that's especially appealing to young kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582452)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cerise national

yeah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attractive_nuisance_doctrine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582468)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bronze ticket booth

But enough about bpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582477)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:29 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651426)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: Cowardly Vibrant Location

There's your answer then. Gotta keep shit like this locked up safely: https://vine.co/v/ezgZuWTl0X0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582479)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cerise national

looks lke it only applies if the kid is trsepassing which is not the case here. i guess the parents could be asswipes and try to sue for negligence if the gorilla enclosure was built shittily compared to other gorilla enclosures at other zoo. but that would just validate my recommendation that they be shot as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582492)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:25 PM
Author: Chestnut charismatic school cafeteria sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582428)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser meetinghouse

Parent here. The level of awareness I have when with my kids at the zoo is such that they would just never be able to get into an exhibit, period. There are plenty of exhibits where it would be physically possible for them to get in, but it just wouldn't happen because I fucking keep them under control. And most parents will tell you this isn't really learned behavior, it's just instinctual. For a kid to get into a zoo enclosure shows a disturbing lack of what should otherwise be natural vigilance by the parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583329)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cerise national

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583731)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: carmine bateful lettuce

Who knows. Busy zoo, have a couple of kids, and you're unable to find the kid for a few seconds and he's in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585425)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser meetinghouse

My whole point is this would never occur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586780)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Pearly disgusting hell

Millions of people go to hundreds of zoos around the chimney l country and shit like this doesn't happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593897)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: indigo hall therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585684)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Appetizing indecent native

But you are a non-parent. It's a fucking cuck attitude to put some fucking gorilla or pit bull's safety over a fucking human being's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586931)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: emerald azn round eye

Human beings are shit.

*capture gorilla*

*imprison it in zoo for kids to scream and point at*

*have some shithead parents come in that let their kid enter its cell*

*see the gorilla caring for the kid*

*kill it for being "dangerous" to the kid*

Any other possible approach to extract the kid would have been preferable but since human's are greedy fucks who only care about money, the zoo killed it to avoid a lawsuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593864)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:29 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651424)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Carnelian Address Quadroon

hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582400)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 12:43 PM
Author: drunken plum boistinker piazza

is there any video or photo showing the gorilla potentially harming the kid? The vid I saw looked like the gorilla was just sorta of movin the kid around like it would a gorilla baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30582521)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:57 PM
Author: Awkward community account

no reports that the gorilla was endangering the child in any way. Reports indicate gorilla appeared to have greater concern for the child's welfare than its bio parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583707)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Primrose odious marketing idea persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584922)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Metal plaza

so fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583570)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Federal Stead Famous Landscape Painting

Could the zoo sue the parents and make them bleed for their negligence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583584)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: confused vermilion hissy fit

unlikely but it would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583594)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 5:09 PM
Author: bonkers french chef

lol @ the DEEP mental illness on display ITT

it's a fucking gorilla. nuke it. who gives a shit. it's a fucking kid at stake.

yeah, okay, the parents were not perfect. jfc. who cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583760)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: flesh field travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584787)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:52 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

Oh noes, a kid! We're almost out of those!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584962)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Appetizing indecent native

We definitely have enough sociopathic pit bull fuckers from Russia. There's some terrible self-destructive virus out there that is causing people to value animals over humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586942)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Aromatic maroon lodge haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30591843)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: emerald azn round eye

LJL at you going insane over some fucking kid. Humans are sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593872)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

I don't even think most humans are a net positive, let alone that they're more than certain rare animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30598263)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Maize boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585354)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good affirmative action

Libs literally would rather have the boy killed over the gorilla. They're unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586000)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: sexy half-breed institution

libs like libertarian masterman tmf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586869)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored lay corn cake

MfCr not sure wtf is up with xo itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586456)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 8:46 AM
Author: mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor

True lack of ability to think critically about the value of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586459)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:16 AM
Author: contagious mint trump supporter gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586692)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 12:42 PM
Author: Flirting hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587406)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30598478)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 5:43 PM
Author: chocolate son of senegal

So much misinformation ITT. Watch the videos here:

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2016/05/28/police-child-taken-hospital-after-falling-into-gorilla-pen/85095094/

Ps there's like ~100k of these beasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30583970)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: drunken plum boistinker piazza

link to when the gorilla looks threatening to the kid? i'm still looking for that on video. it just looks like he carried it around like a gorilla baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30584930)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Umber blood rage

One of the videos show the gorilla just grab the kid and take off in a sprint ragdolling the kid through the water. It's pretty 94835094327986524.

https://twitter.com/Amber_Soler/status/736801913094574080

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585266)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: fighting space macaca

does the kid even cry? that actually looks like it would have been pretty fun. like tubing behind a two legged boat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587661)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Filthy Navy Windowlicker Center

great, now the next kid who falls in that enclosure is gonna get fucking REKKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585283)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585393)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: alcoholic buff halford library

Maybe if they were more interested in female gorillas than little boys their species wouldn't be endangered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585381)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: deranged nudist nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586882)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:23 PM
Author: Umber blood rage

"Yes, I'm here to see my son's favorite gorilla, Halford."

- Who? (Zookeeper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30588955)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Canary giraffe orchestra pit

Actual lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590676)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:31 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651431)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: Topaz yapping resort patrolman

parents letting their kids sneak into gorilla enclosures?

(stuffwhitepeopledo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585412)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating alpha temple

http://imgur.com/a/DkXxE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30597674)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good affirmative action

LOL at libs claiming the gorilla dindu nuffin when the video shows the gorilla almost decapitating the little boy. Why are libs so mentally ill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30585988)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: Arousing Roast Beef Pervert

Niggers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:31 AM
Author: Transparent Becky Jap

jfc 200 posts and ONE cr.

Should have dumped a load full of tennis balls, banana bunches, and lifelike baby dolls and confused the gorilla, then shoot him with a net and tranqs and water hose.

Fuckin lawyers can't think outside the box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586740)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 12:35 PM
Author: mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587366)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:42 AM
Author: Glassy ratface corner

No disputing that the gorilla was unarmed and yet the shooter, once again, gets off scot-free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586775)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:44 AM
Author: Pearl Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586781)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: laughsome base ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30598617)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: autistic doobsian heaven

JFC. A number of people around the internet seem to be legitimately pissed that the zoo chose to kill the gorilla rather than give it the opportunity to rip apart a 4 year old kid.

You choose human life over a fucking gorilla.

Get trapped in an unfortunate 1-on-1 situation yourself and see if you are so righteous about saving a gorilla's life over your own.

And maybe the kid's parents weren't vigilant enough -- but A) the 4 year old shouldn't lose his life because of his parents' mistake; and B) kids can bolt out of sight in a split second.

Also, that zoo might want to re-think its enclosures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586794)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Primrose odious marketing idea persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586859)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: arrogant bright hairy legs

What I don't understand is why wasn't a negotiator brought in to reason with the gorilla? Perhaps a mediator to sit between the gorilla and child so they could work out their differences? isn't this exactly why we have Tier 4 law schools? Bring in a 3L who has some mediation training and get him to WORK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586864)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: autistic doobsian heaven

Everyone knows all the ADR gigs are hogged by semi-retired Boomers.

Otherwise, I agree. All zoos should be required to employ hostage negotiators to talk down gorillas and other threatening jungle animals in similar situations.

Also, all children zoo visitors under the age of 10 should be forced to wear an anti-gorilla bubble while touring.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586908)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

Sorry, but most human life doesn't really have value. The family got themselves in that situation, so they should assume the risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586880)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:18 AM
Author: autistic doobsian heaven

That's the hilarity of this. Some people actually think a 4-year-old boy should have lost his life to teach his parents a lesson. Sick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586919)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Glittery spot

It's not JUST to teach the parent's a lesson. It's also because the kid is weak and a shame to the human race. He got himself into that predicament because he's a dumb faggot.

Survival of the fittest, etc.

Also, wtf did the Gorilla do? He lived his life in captivity and one day this little faggot falls down into his enclosure. He helps the kid get up and treats him like a baby gorilla. He DINDU nuffin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586928)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Appetizing indecent native

Why do decide what has value? Why the fuck should a gorilla have any value. Because it's endangered? Why is that so important?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586955)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

Well, because replacing a lost species is something humanity is incapable of doing. Different species can produce valuable knowledge for humanity. Meanwhile, replacing some stupid kid is easily done and is done so millions of times every day. If you have evidence that this was some special genius kid that was particularly worthy of being saved then I'm listening but otherwise, I think they made the wrong call here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30598305)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: Appetizing indecent native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586963)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: slap-happy step-uncle's house

"Get trapped in an unfortunate 1-on-1 situation yourself and see if you are so righteous about saving a gorilla's life over your own."

That's the entire issue, an intelligent person wouldn't get in that situation (or let their child get in that situation).

"And maybe the kid's parents weren't vigilant enough -- but A) the 4 year old shouldn't lose his life because of his parents' mistake"

Not flame: Are you pro-life or pro-choice?

I'm seriously not trying to flame or troll. I have some real mixed feelings on this whole thing. That the gorilla died strikes me as fucked up. But of course I don't want the 4yo dead. Whole situation is messed up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30588924)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: fighting space macaca

the op is correct. this is about an idiot kid. it isn't the parents' fault. it isn't the zoo's fault.

we all did stupid shit as children, but who ever jumped 15 feet to get wet? the kid is a retard idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30597796)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Soggy Green Locus

Plus, we don't even know the gorilla would have killed him. If he wanted to do so he could have done it instantly. What they did was kill the gorilla just to prevent the chance of the stupid kid dying, despite the fact that the kid/parents created the situation to begin with due to their own stupidity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30598336)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: arrogant bright hairy legs

You know what's hilariously fucked up about this? The parents will STILL sue the zoo and win tons of money.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30586831)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur

No, the most hilariously fucked up thing about this is how blacks on Twitter got pissed and were saying that a black kid would never be saved like this...then they found out the kid was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587572)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: arrogant bright hairy legs

seriously? each one of those faggots should be publicly shamed and then chemically castrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590850)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur

Yep, see the other thread or link below. And how about surgical castration?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590914)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur

Also see https://twitter.com/Pure_Nonsense/status/737124242991415296?s=09

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590936)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur

See here on black reaction: http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/05/29/woke-af-hot-take-alert-the-african-gorilla-was-killed-to-protect-white-life/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587601)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: autistic doobsian heaven

LMAO.

Also, knowing now that the child is black, is it wrong to assume that the kid got away from a single mother rather than "parents" as was previously reported?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587657)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: slap-happy step-uncle's house

Amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30588936)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: autistic doobsian heaven

BTW, now that we know the kid is black, and probably there with a single black mother, how much do you want to bet we start seeing a backtracking on the criticism of the parents?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587673)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: Razzle Duck-like Indian Lodge Voyeur

100%

tbf, I understand how this can just happen even with good parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30587682)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: slap-happy step-uncle's house

I've been to that zoo, with my son around the same age, AND he loves playing in pools. Somehow I managed to keep a gorilla from dying.

The whole situation is messed up, but the parent(s) deserve a good kick in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30588945)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: bonkers french chef

kids get away from you sometimes. white or black. shit happens. the real madness will be white nationalists (like me) who backtrack on whether or not the gorilla should have died because it's just a little nig. (for the record, again, nuke the gorilla. little nig > gorilla.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30597752)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Electric jewess theatre

I don't think it's appropriate for children to see gorillas naked like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30588844)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: cerebral church queen of the night

For some reason this poast made me imagine that gorilla walking around in loud print Bermuda shorts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593924)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Cracking juggernaut

A shame. Gorillas are good dudes. Chimps suck however. If it was a chimp, that kid would have had his face torn off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30589018)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Pearly disgusting hell

Yep. Also probably would have been fine if it was a female gorilla. It's the males you have to worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590954)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Flirting hominid

Have you idiots seen the video? The gorilla was going buck wild and dragging the kid around. It needed to get dead asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30589077)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Filthy Navy Windowlicker Center

yes but what happened AFTER the kid fell into the enclosure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30592766)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: mahogany stubborn hunting ground rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593859)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cerise national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30593931)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 10:38 PM
Author: drunken plum boistinker piazza

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30597955)



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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:21 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30651412)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Metal plaza

good news everyone! the nigger family is fully intact and free to reproduce! and we are one step closer to wiping out a species! a truly great day for the pro-life shit-con movement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3236945&forum_id=2#30590897)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: concupiscible brindle church building

WHAT DOES PRESIDENT TRUMP THINK OF THIS?

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Date: May 31st, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly fanboi

Love how Earl was way out in front of the lib hysteria on his

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Date: June 8th, 2016 4:33 AM
Author: Sticky overrated pit cuckoldry

Just "collateral damage" right? Even if there was a small % chance of some harm to the kid, they still had to kill the gorilla, as the gorilla's life is worth much less by comparison. That's logic we readily accept elsewhere, v/v other humans.

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Date: June 8th, 2016 7:30 AM
Author: Chest-beating sooty nursing home scourge upon the earth

haven't lolt this much from a zozo thread in a while, ty xo.

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