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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
tell me
cerise organic girlfriend state
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
lol tyft
curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Chrome exciting laser beams corner
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
territorial area
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Saffron Jap
  05/12/15
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fluffy wrinkle meetinghouse
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  03/31/18
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dashing mexican
  12/11/24
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  06/11/25
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hideous jet sweet tailpipe
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mind-boggling crackhouse depressive
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sticky shrine goal in life
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Galvanic forum
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
jade tanning salon
  08/14/13
lmao
cerise organic girlfriend state
  05/12/15
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indigo casino dopamine
  12/11/24
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dashing mexican
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Galvanic forum
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
appetizing bonkers stead
  08/14/13
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curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Multi-colored green site
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
rofl
cerise organic girlfriend state
  08/14/13
180
Coral pistol roommate
  08/14/13
rofl
cracking karate new version
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
swashbuckling rose electric furnace
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lol
contagious coldplay fan plaza
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painfully honest aromatic set
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insane hairless locus elastic band
  03/10/14
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Brindle Angry Private Investor
  03/24/21
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Cyan bateful library voyeur
  02/16/23
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hideous jet sweet tailpipe
  08/12/25
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Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef
  08/14/13
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curious mint azn windowlicker
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Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
jade tanning salon
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef
  08/14/13
best of thread
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
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boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
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dashing mexican
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
dashing mexican
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
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curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
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curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
narrow-minded shitlib
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
jade tanning salon
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Misanthropic Ebony Point Boltzmann
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cerise organic girlfriend state
  08/14/13
180
aphrodisiac range
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shaky big station place of business
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painfully honest aromatic set
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pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
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Saffron Jap
  01/19/16
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Fishy titillating spot
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Misanthropic Ebony Point Boltzmann
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
lol
Charismatic Hyperactive Sound Barrier People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
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boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Flushed odious gas station
  08/14/13
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Fragrant piazza
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef
  08/14/13
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Comical Topaz Quadroon
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
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boyish cumskin
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Lime National
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Lime National
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Brindle Angry Private Investor
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
at-the-ready exhilarant stage
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
cowardly confused idea he suggested
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Multi-colored green site
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Multi-colored green site
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Coral pistol roommate
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Khaki Location Stock Car
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
honey-headed field halford
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
cowardly confused idea he suggested
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
at-the-ready exhilarant stage
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
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Bearded Home Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
cowardly confused idea he suggested
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
cowardly confused idea he suggested
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
cowardly confused idea he suggested
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
cowardly confused idea he suggested
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
cowardly confused idea he suggested
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
cowardly confused idea he suggested
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
whatever
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Greedy Mood Boistinker
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
lol
aphrodisiac range
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
180
Coral pistol roommate
  08/14/13
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Lilac partner
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Violet vigorous haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
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Violet vigorous haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Coral pistol roommate
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Coral pistol roommate
  08/14/13
lol tyft
curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
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amethyst theatre
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
aphrodisiac range
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
180 Whorehouse
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Olive persian cuckoldry
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Coral pistol roommate
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Coral pistol roommate
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Coral pistol roommate
  08/14/13
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citrine giraffe
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
lmao
curious mint azn windowlicker
  08/14/13
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Bearded Home Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
duck-like twinkling lay trust fund
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
zippy space
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  08/14/13
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Violet vigorous haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
Pics?
crimson coiffed milk
  08/14/13
link?
indigo casino dopamine
  08/17/13
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cerise organic girlfriend state
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
arousing dog poop
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Overrated house associate
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Learning disabled turdskin brethren
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
soul-stirring degenerate
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
soul-stirring degenerate
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
soul-stirring degenerate
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Razzle insecure rehab
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Diverse nowag principal's office
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
soul-stirring degenerate
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Mentally Impaired Crystalline Corn Cake Parlor
  08/14/13
Underrated
citrine giraffe
  08/15/13
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insane hairless locus elastic band
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Diverse nowag principal's office
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Mentally Impaired Crystalline Corn Cake Parlor
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Heady parlour
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
boyish cumskin
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Rusted temple
  08/14/13
lol
contagious coldplay fan plaza
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Rusted temple
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
contagious coldplay fan plaza
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Rusted temple
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Diverse nowag principal's office
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
bisexual property
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
at-the-ready exhilarant stage
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Primrose orchestra pit
  08/14/13
180
Provocative Autistic Legal Warrant Public Bath
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
contagious coldplay fan plaza
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
painfully honest aromatic set
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
contagious coldplay fan plaza
  08/14/13
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gold glittery brunch alpha
  08/14/13
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filthy stimulating queen of the night business firm
  08/14/13
180
soul-stirring degenerate
  08/14/13
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Mentally Impaired Crystalline Corn Cake Parlor
  08/15/13
...
Learning disabled turdskin brethren
  08/17/13
...
supple ape office
  09/11/13
Lmao
Anal native
  06/07/17
...
hideous jet sweet tailpipe
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Chestnut Church
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
gold glittery brunch alpha
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
demanding bawdyhouse puppy
  08/14/13
lol
soul-stirring degenerate
  08/14/13
...
Wonderful feces
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
racy idiotic trailer park party of the first part
  08/14/13
180
Iridescent National Security Agency
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
blue apoplectic prole
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
crawly spruce hell hunting ground
  08/17/13
poignant
Adventurous affirmative action
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
brilliant sick friendly grandma tattoo
  08/17/13
...
gold glittery brunch alpha
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
supple ape office
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Lime National
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Heady parlour
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
territorial area
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Bistre kink-friendly newt gaping
  12/28/13
...
White Foreskin
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Talented school cafeteria toilet seat
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
sooty embarrassed to the bone round eye
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
motley hospital
  03/10/14
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Saffron Jap
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Flushed odious gas station
  05/12/15
...
passionate disgusting background story senate
  01/19/16
...
painfully honest aromatic set
  10/25/17
...
indigo casino dopamine
  11/29/15
...
indigo casino dopamine
  12/23/15
...
Saffron Jap
  01/05/16
...
indigo casino dopamine
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Concupiscible mother kitty
  06/07/17
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passionate disgusting background story senate
  09/22/17
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pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Awkward seedy market
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
fighting laughsome therapy mediation
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Awkward seedy market
  07/18/18
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Brindle Angry Private Investor
  04/30/19
...
indigo casino dopamine
  06/21/20
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indigo casino dopamine
  06/23/20
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Frisky aquamarine locale
  07/11/20
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Brindle Angry Private Investor
  12/16/21
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Brindle Angry Private Investor
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: cerise organic girlfriend state

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Chrome exciting laser beams corner

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: territorial area

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Saffron Jap

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: fluffy wrinkle meetinghouse



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: free-loading harsh lettuce

so underrated

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: dashing mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: sticky shrine goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: hideous jet sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling crackhouse depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: sticky shrine goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Galvanic forum

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: jade tanning salon

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: cerise organic girlfriend state

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: indigo casino dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: dashing mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Galvanic forum

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: appetizing bonkers stead

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored green site

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: cerise organic girlfriend state

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Coral pistol roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: cracking karate new version

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling rose electric furnace

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: contagious coldplay fan plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: painfully honest aromatic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: insane hairless locus elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Brindle Angry Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Cyan bateful library voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: hideous jet sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: jade tanning salon

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: boyish cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: dashing mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: dashing mexican

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: jade tanning salon

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Misanthropic Ebony Point Boltzmann

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: cerise organic girlfriend state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: shaky big station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: painfully honest aromatic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Saffron Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Fishy titillating spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Misanthropic Ebony Point Boltzmann

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: boyish cumskin

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: boyish cumskin

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Charismatic Hyperactive Sound Barrier People Who Are Hurt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: boyish cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Flushed odious gas station

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Comical Topaz Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: boyish cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Lime National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Lime National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Brindle Angry Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: boyish cumskin

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: boyish cumskin

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: at-the-ready exhilarant stage

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: cowardly confused idea he suggested

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored green site

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored green site

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Coral pistol roommate

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Khaki Location Stock Car

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: honey-headed field halford

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: boyish cumskin

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: cowardly confused idea he suggested

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: at-the-ready exhilarant stage

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Bearded Home Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: cowardly confused idea he suggested

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: cowardly confused idea he suggested

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: cowardly confused idea he suggested

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: cowardly confused idea he suggested

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: cowardly confused idea he suggested

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: cowardly confused idea he suggested

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Greedy Mood Boistinker

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: boyish cumskin

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Coral pistol roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Lilac partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Spectacular emerald gunner roast beef

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Violet vigorous haunted graveyard

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Violet vigorous haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Coral pistol roommate

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Coral pistol roommate

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: amethyst theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac range

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: 180 Whorehouse

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Olive persian cuckoldry

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Coral pistol roommate

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Coral pistol roommate

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: boyish cumskin

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Coral pistol roommate

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: citrine giraffe

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: curious mint azn windowlicker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Bearded Home Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: duck-like twinkling lay trust fund

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: zippy space

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Violet vigorous haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: crimson coiffed milk

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: indigo casino dopamine

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: cerise organic girlfriend state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: arousing dog poop

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Overrated house associate

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: boyish cumskin

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Learning disabled turdskin brethren

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring degenerate

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring degenerate

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring degenerate

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Razzle insecure rehab

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Diverse nowag principal's office

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring degenerate

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Crystalline Corn Cake Parlor

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: citrine giraffe

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: insane hairless locus elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Diverse nowag principal's office

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Crystalline Corn Cake Parlor

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Heady parlour

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: boyish cumskin

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Rusted temple

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: contagious coldplay fan plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Rusted temple

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: contagious coldplay fan plaza

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Rusted temple

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Diverse nowag principal's office

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: bisexual property

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready exhilarant stage

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Primrose orchestra pit

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Provocative Autistic Legal Warrant Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: contagious coldplay fan plaza

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: painfully honest aromatic set

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: contagious coldplay fan plaza

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: gold glittery brunch alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: filthy stimulating queen of the night business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Crystalline Corn Cake Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Learning disabled turdskin brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: supple ape office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Anal native

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: hideous jet sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Chestnut Church

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: gold glittery brunch alpha

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: demanding bawdyhouse puppy

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring degenerate

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Wonderful feces



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: racy idiotic trailer park party of the first part

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Iridescent National Security Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: blue apoplectic prole

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: crawly spruce hell hunting ground

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Adventurous affirmative action

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: brilliant sick friendly grandma tattoo

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: gold glittery brunch alpha



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: supple ape office

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Lime National

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Heady parlour

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: territorial area

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Bistre kink-friendly newt gaping

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: White Foreskin



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Talented school cafeteria toilet seat

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: sooty embarrassed to the bone round eye

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: motley hospital

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Saffron Jap



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Flushed odious gas station

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: passionate disgusting background story senate



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: painfully honest aromatic set



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: indigo casino dopamine



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: indigo casino dopamine



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Saffron Jap



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: indigo casino dopamine



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible mother kitty

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: passionate disgusting background story senate



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: pink offensive indian lodge coffee pot



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Awkward seedy market

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: fighting laughsome therapy mediation

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Awkward seedy market

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Brindle Angry Private Investor



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: indigo casino dopamine



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: indigo casino dopamine



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Frisky aquamarine locale



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Brindle Angry Private Investor



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Brindle Angry Private Investor



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