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“Evan, you’re triggering me, friend. I need a paid break, stat.”
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:14 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library Thanks to Washington’s Workplace Stress Ordinance, employees can request IMMEDIATE paid breaks if they feel overwhelmed. A thoughtful measure for those in genuine distress — until you meet Jerry, master of legal abuse and professional Houdini.
Today, after I asked him to stock the produce section, he clutched his chest like he’d been hit by a sniper. “Evan, you’re triggering my anxiety. Legally, I’m entitled to an immediate stress break, friend.”
Without waiting for a response, he vanished. Two hours later, I found out he’d been chain-smoking by the loading dock, FaceTiming his girlfriend about “the mental toll of this OPPRESSIVE workplace.”
Meanwhile, I was left explaining to Karen #34 why kale isn’t “mature spinach.” She accused me of lying and suggested I “educate myself on leafy greens.”
HR’s take? Tabitha, licking the frosting off a donut, barely contained her amusement. “Law’s the law, Evan. Maybe check your cognition—I trained you on this ordinance months ago.” She chuckled. “You’re lucky Jerry’s not filing a complaint.”
Finished Jerry’s shift, bagged groceries solo, and muttered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:13 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal crawly orchestra pit friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48504032) |
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Date: December 31st, 2024 3:23 PM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48505313) |
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Date: January 26th, 2025 4:04 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48590399) |
Date: November 14th, 2024 10:24 PM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48339443) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:33 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48341121) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48354749) |
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Date: November 21st, 2024 3:06 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48363610) |
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Date: November 21st, 2024 3:10 AM Author: vermilion cerebral windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48363614) |
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Date: November 21st, 2024 10:16 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library This. Is. Fine
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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48388815) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 2:02 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48468244) |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 1:39 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48471618) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2025 11:53 PM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48513317) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 1:07 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48596931) |
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Date: January 29th, 2025 2:03 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48600227) |
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Date: February 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48612006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:13 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48457104) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 2:05 AM Author: vermilion cerebral windowlicker Proles are obsessed with "breaks" and are always arguing about who's going first, who took too long etc. We made a strict schedule and they flipped out. One chick was upset because she wanted another "cigarette break" and literally started bawling when I said no. She's 25 and has two kids with some guy in prison ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48468249) |
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Date: December 20th, 2024 2:06 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48468251) |
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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:43 PM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48472912) |
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Date: December 31st, 2024 2:11 AM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48504024) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Rough-skinned supple library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48515280) |
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Date: January 26th, 2025 1:40 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630883&forum_id=2#48591561) |