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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Painfully honest stirring church personal credit line
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Painfully honest stirring church personal credit line
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
cowardly toilet seat
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If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Painfully honest stirring church personal credit line
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace
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I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Painfully honest stirring church personal credit line
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
salmon slimy location wrinkle
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
High-end soul-stirring idea he suggested
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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gold aromatic cruise ship
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40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Talented lettuce indian lodge
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This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Vigorous dingle berry ticket booth
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Primrose wagecucks round eye
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if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Passionate maize nowag
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
internet-worthy corner roast beef
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They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution
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serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
salmon slimy location wrinkle
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
internet-worthy corner roast beef
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you're indian why do you care?
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chest-beating stock car dog poop
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veddy veddy not kosher
internet-worthy corner roast beef
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Primrose wagecucks round eye
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
salmon slimy location wrinkle
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I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
chest-beating stock car dog poop
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prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
internet-worthy corner roast beef
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
chest-beating stock car dog poop
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
internet-worthy corner roast beef
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
chest-beating stock car dog poop
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
internet-worthy corner roast beef
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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No 40k for you
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Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution
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based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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define 'sticks'
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Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Painfully honest stirring church personal credit line

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest stirring church personal credit line

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: cowardly toilet seat

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic ruby affirmative action



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Bipolar native

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: cowardly toilet seat



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Orange hairraiser multi-billionaire business firm



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Talented lettuce indian lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: blue abnormal crotch coldplay fan



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Passionate maize nowag



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling snowy whorehouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: chest-beating stock car dog poop



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Canary trip stage yarmulke



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle resort scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: house-broken knife orchestra pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all titillating stage background story



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: gold aromatic cruise ship



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Painfully honest stirring church personal credit line

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Painfully honest stirring church personal credit line

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: salmon slimy location wrinkle

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: High-end soul-stirring idea he suggested

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: galvanic haunting public bath sneaky criminal

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: gold aromatic cruise ship



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Talented lettuce indian lodge

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Vigorous dingle berry ticket booth

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Primrose wagecucks round eye

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Passionate maize nowag

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: internet-worthy corner roast beef

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: salmon slimy location wrinkle

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: internet-worthy corner roast beef

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: salmon slimy location wrinkle

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: chest-beating stock car dog poop



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy corner roast beef

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Primrose wagecucks round eye

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: salmon slimy location wrinkle

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: chest-beating stock car dog poop

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy corner roast beef

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: chest-beating stock car dog poop

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: internet-worthy corner roast beef

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: chest-beating stock car dog poop

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy corner roast beef

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy corner roast beef

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Talented lettuce indian lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: chest-beating stock car dog poop

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Adventurous claret immigrant

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Curious insane water buffalo electric furnace



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: chest-beating stock car dog poop



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: razzle bronze address

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Saffron razzle-dazzle resort scourge upon the earth

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Silver Comical Place Of Business Institution



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Useless locale elastic band

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)