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Date: May 11th, 2026 10:19 PM Author: poppy jewess
Stronger bookends. First add some Whole Foods foo-foo granol.
Then Pebbles and HoneySmacks to anchor the sugar bomb end of the spectrum. But Golden Crisp is where you take things home. That smug-looking bear on the box isn't looking out for your health — his name is "Sugar Bear," for fuck’s sake. And he wants you to eat pure sugar for breakfast. Golden Crisp takes the win (or loss, really) for most sugar (a whopping 21 grams of added sugar per serving).
Golden Crips used to go by the honest name of "Sugar Crisp," before that word was taken out of its name despite having sugar as the top ingredient. Apparently, manufacturers wanted to fix the cereal's image without actually ... making the cereal any better for you.
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