:D i guess so mahh, I guess so

{';') ...or do you want that syrup with the butter flavoring that you like?

:D both

:D ...

:D oh, hey

:D are my jeans dry yet

{';') i think so

{';') let me check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#14987514)

:D i know

{';') i can mend them

:D i don't really care about it

{';') or we can get you some new ones, i have to go to sears to pick up some stuff for dad anyway

:D i guess so, if you want to

{';') ok

{';') you still like the darker colors right

:D yeah

{';') ok

{';') how are you on shorts

:D i'm fine

{';') are you sure, it's starting to get hot

:D i think i'm fine

{';') if i see something on sale, maybe?

:D ok

:D not the kind with 8,000 pockets though

{';') socks, underwear?

:D socks, probably

:D but make sure they're "no show" though

:D not that tube crap you buy dad

{';') ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#14989108)

"{';') you still like the darker colors right

:D yeah "

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#14991440)

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#16333020)

The crown jewel of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#16712355)

:D not that tube crap you buy dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#17817537)

:D what

{';') dad just called a few minutes ago, said to remind you that storm is coming

:D i know

{';') it looks like it's starting to lightning outside

:D mom, i already told him, i won't forget to shut the basement window

{';') it's just, you know how all that water got in last time

:D i fucking know that

:D i just forgot about it last time ok

{';') i know, but you know how he is

{';') he just wanted me to tell you

{';') ok

{';') i'm heading out now

{';') i set your waffles on the table

:D ...

{';') ok bye

:D bye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#14989238)

(telephone stops ringing)

(rings again)

:D hello

{'_'} matt, mom just said you hadn't shut that window yet

:D it's not even raining yet

{'_'} she said it was about to

:D well it's not yet

{'_'} just shut the damn window for christsakes

{'_'} your mother had to clean up all that water last time

:D shit man, ok

(slams down window)

:D ok it's shut

{'_'} alright, thanks

{'_'} oh

{'_'} mom said she was on her way to sears, did you tell her if you needed anything

{'_'} clothes-wise

:D yea i'm covered

{'_'} ok

:D ok talk to you later

:D bye

{'_'} bye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#14989288)

(telephone stops ringing)

(rings again)

:D hello

nice touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#16594248)

:D ...

{';') it's pouring outside!

{';') did you shut that window?

:D yeah

{';') well, anyway, i picked you up some nice jeans

{';') they're Bugle Boy but they're nice

{';') and a couple pairs of shorts

{';') they werent on sale, but i figured you'd needed some

{';') they're Old Glory, like your other ones, I think

:D ok

:D ...

{';') ...

:D thanks, mahh

{';') do you want to come up and try them on?

:D later

{';') what is so important that you can't come up now?

:D i said I'd do it later

{';') are you on that "admit" site again?

:D ...

:D no

{';') i hope you aren't

{';') that thing has has cost us enough money already

:D i'm looking for jobs

{';') oh

{';') ok

{';') well, when you get time then

{';') ...

{';') oh

{';') i'm making pork chops for dinner

:D ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#14990736)

T

F

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#15583932)

One of the greatest threads I've ever seen. This is a modern masterpiece already. tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#14991679)

You can't assess an unfinished work on that level of granularity man, I really need to see how this evolves before we can have this discussion.

But right now you can call me Mc:D's because da da da da daaaa I'm Lovin' It.™

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#14991919)

:D what mahh

{';') I was thinking I might do Shake n' Bake

:D ...

{';') hellooo?

:D WHAT MOM?

:D was that supposed to be a question?

{';') ...

:D ...

:D i'm sorry mahh

:D yes shake and bake is fine

{';') ...

{';') ok

{';') and creamed corn too

{';') is that ok?

:D yes, christ, creamed corn is "A.O.K" with me

{';') ...

:D mahh

:D I'm sorry

:D I'm not even hungry

:D I literally JUST HAD two hot pockets

:D I mean, didn't you see the wrappers on the counter?

{';') ...

(the vacuum starts running)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#14991774)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#15000025)

mmmmmmmmm!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1311429&forum_id=2#16516250)