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Date: August 7th, 2012 5:32 PM Author: Shimmering Overrated Trailer Park How to best achieve during 1L? Most lolzy methods? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21282192) |
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Date: August 7th, 2012 5:41 PM Author: brindle menage 20 minutes after a striver gunner makes a shitty point, reengage the issue and pwn his argument, mentioning his/her full name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21282276) |
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Date: August 7th, 2012 5:44 PM Author: vigorous drunken location pocket flask why would you want to do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21282304) |
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Date: August 12th, 2012 3:30 AM Author: Painfully honest beady-eyed useless brakes church building Support for eugenics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21318982) |
Date: August 7th, 2012 5:45 PM Author: 180 crackhouse the easiest way to agitate people 1L year is to never talk about studying, being stressed out, tired, etc. don't sit around in the library all night or hang out around school.
this will not bother normal people in the slightest, in fact they will like you for it and probably be drawn to you. but about 50% of your class will be fucking furious that you're not willfully becoming the cliched neckbeard skinny fat miserable law school OCD faggot that they idealize for some reason, and it will rouse their anger.
to troll the same group of people, when the inevitably ask you about grades, just smile really big and say you're very happy with how things worked out, regardless of what you actually got.
talking about this makes me recall an XO thread where the OP actually felt angry and betrayed because a guy in his class who seemed "laidback" and "disorganized" actually turned out to be top 5% and a closet gunner. the OP was furious that the guy had 'gamed' him by appearing to not work that hard.
once you get there and see what miserable little turds most of these people are (male and female), you'll have a pretty good idea of how to piss them off. |
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Date: August 7th, 2012 7:46 PM Author: mauve filthy stage people who are hurt lol chill, low key gunners are really that aggravating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21283266) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 8:53 PM Author: Self-absorbed tanning salon they aggravate the fukkkk out of the true gunners. during my 1L this one shrew gunner flipped the fukkkk out on this breh while drunk for the type of thing the op described, altho this guy was not so much chill as someone who made a point of telling everyone he never studied, always got shitfaced, but still got good grades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21291922) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 8:59 PM Author: Shimmering Overrated Trailer Park lool. Was she just complaining at large or did she call him out directly at the party? Rofl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21291986) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 9:02 PM Author: Self-absorbed tanning salon this was directly, to his face, with other people around. she also transferred after 1L (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21292011) |
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Date: August 9th, 2012 1:42 AM Author: tantric pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21294378) |
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Date: August 12th, 2012 2:21 AM Author: tantric pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21318843) |
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Date: August 7th, 2012 8:23 PM Author: Blathering Prole call strivers throughout their 1L and 2L year and leave meassages saying (in heavy eastern european accent) "this is judge alex kozinski, chief judge of the ninth circuit court of appeals, your professor told me about you and i wanrted to talk to you about clerking." leave a pasadena phone number. lolz it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21283560) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 9:52 PM Author: flirting senate factory reset button lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21292383) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 4:26 PM Author: Blathering Prole ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21337342) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:01 PM Author: contagious zippy base turdskin 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21292458) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:01 PM Author: tantric pisswyrm I laffed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21292466) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:05 PM Author: titillating point Better yet, get a Pasadena google number. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21292504) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 2:33 PM Author: Lake Provocative Fat Ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21328518) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 4:53 PM Author: house-broken marvelous church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21329507) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 11:55 PM Author: Lilac fiercely-loyal persian mental disorder 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21333140) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 9:44 PM Author: Charismatic principal's office mood A few of my favorite ways to troll shrews:
Tell girls that they don't need a jd to work in recruiting.
Bring undergrads to any and all law social events.
Ask chicks how they plan on getting husbands when they have to compete with a fave of new 22 year-old publishing girls everywhere.
Say that law girls are like Tina Fey, but not cute or funny. Just sort of sad.
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Date: August 8th, 2012 9:53 PM Author: flirting senate factory reset button lol at #2. That seems like the absolute BEST thing to do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21292394) |
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Date: August 9th, 2012 1:46 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone offensive space bringing undergrad chicks to law stuff always gets a hilarious reaction from the LS girls. claws come out fucking vicious. the MAF is palpable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21294400) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 9:58 PM Author: tantric pisswyrm *Meet with professors every now and then, and be sure a few classmates see you in their office. Refuse to discuss anything from these meetings. It will drive those that are paying attention insane.
*Imply regularly that you have inside info on an exam or job. Don't share this info.
*Let it be known subtly that your parents are somehow involved in the law in a big way, but someplace geographically far away. Act as though you already have your post-law school career lined up, but never tip your hand. |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:02 PM Author: contagious zippy base turdskin gunners would be irate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21292469) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:03 PM Author: tantric pisswyrm basically if you're good at making it appear you have info but can't/won't share it, you're golden at this game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21292481) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:04 PM Author: contagious zippy base turdskin that shit drives people insane
god law school fucking sucks |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:06 PM Author: tantric pisswyrm truly brings out the worst in people. and the worst part is, 90% of the people in law school pull this shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21292516) |
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Date: August 8th, 2012 10:07 PM Author: mauve filthy stage people who are hurt Wait its really easy to troll LS classmates as:
1) act like you didn't read, we're boozing 2) book exams while gunning in covert ops stealth mode 3) gunners get irate and flip out at parties
Rofl Rofl |
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Date: August 9th, 2012 1:52 AM Author: Lascivious Marketing Idea What does 'book exams' mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21294434) |
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Date: August 9th, 2012 2:02 AM Author: cobalt histrionic orchestra pit knife It's what people who go to TTTs call it when they get the top grade in a class. If they do it in several classes they might get a job. At schools where more than 10% of people get good jobs, no one cares. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21294474) |
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Date: August 12th, 2012 3:23 AM Author: violet concupiscible deer antler brunch i got top grade in one class 1L year despite regular skipping and never talking in class. People were coming up to me when they announced it and passively-aggressively introducing themselves to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21318978) |
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Date: August 12th, 2012 3:31 AM Author: Anal sanctuary cumskin Hand them business cards with xoxohth.com printed on them and say, "Hope this helps, friend." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21318984) |
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Date: August 13th, 2012 5:00 PM Author: cruel-hearted hideous abode sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21329569) |
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Date: August 12th, 2012 3:42 AM Author: dead site roast beef how did they passively-aggressively introduce themselves? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21318991) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 6:55 PM Author: laughsome goal in life preventive strike tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338452) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 7:22 PM Author: violet concupiscible deer antler brunch it was just clear they weren't interested in being my friend AT ALL. Just brazenly trying to glean my "method" for getting good grades within the first 5 minutes of meeting me. It was pathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338634) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 7:12 PM Author: flirting senate factory reset button Do LS just announce grades to the public? Wtf I'd be PISSED regardless of my grade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338554) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 7:21 PM Author: violet concupiscible deer antler brunch no, they just announced who got top grades in each class (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338628) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 4:28 PM Author: tantric pisswyrm Set up *tons* of study groups and never show. That really drives people insane. And study groups are the biggest time pit in law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21337355) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 4:31 PM Author: tantric pisswyrm First day put a "study group signup sheet" on every door (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21337394) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 6:54 PM Author: tantric pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338443) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 6:56 PM Author: laughsome goal in life preventive strike Ask for extra reading assignments because you arent being challenged enough intellectually. Do this aloud before the second week of class. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338459) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 7:23 PM Author: Claret forum This seems very credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338640) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 7:09 PM Author: tantric pisswyrm You gotta eye up the crowd, but this is good for some lolz: Find a point to pontificate on, perhaps summarizing a case or whatever. Make a few points, then state "but I'd like to toss it up to [shy Asian dude] to get his point of view." sit back and enjoy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338538) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: pink swollen business firm puppy /fail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338584) |
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Date: August 14th, 2012 7:19 PM Author: tantric pisswyrm [chung] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21338616) |
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Date: August 15th, 2012 12:04 AM Author: Talking balding parlour jewess Subject: this thread sucks this thread sucks and was obviously written by a 0L or 1L (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21341184) |
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Date: August 29th, 2012 2:06 AM Author: tantric pisswyrm I think that by being in law school, the faculty have pulled the ultimate troll job on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2017360&forum_id=2#21448780) |