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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
Doordasher
  06/13/25
wow MODS
seedy forgotten rural area of central california
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
Covid was a Hoax
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
Doordasher
  06/13/25
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;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
Covid was a Hoax
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
Doordasher
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
Covid was a Hoax
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
Doordasher
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
seedy forgotten rural area of central california
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
Doordasher
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
Mostly Peaceful Amigos
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
Oh, you travel?
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
Oh, you travel?
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
Doordasher
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
Meyer Wolfsheim
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
Doordasher
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
Meyer Wolfsheim
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
Doordasher
  06/13/25
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sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr
  06/13/25
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Mostly Peaceful Amigos
  06/13/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Doordasher

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: seedy forgotten rural area of central california (🇲🇽)

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Doordasher

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Doordasher

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Doordasher

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: seedy forgotten rural area of central california (🇲🇽)

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Doordasher

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Mostly Peaceful Amigos (No Future)

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Doordasher

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Meyer Wolfsheim

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Doordasher

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Meyer Wolfsheim

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Doordasher

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Mostly Peaceful Amigos (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012995)