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WHAT SPECIALTY SHOULD I GO INTO BOOR?
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Date: May 11th, 2013 9:19 PM Author: fishy azn i don't want to study usmle. i am sick. and i hate sick people. on usmle i get every behavior question right and think to myself "yeah aha like i would say that to a patient, i'd tell him to go kill self instead or i'd pick one o those other choice irl". i also want a stable job in florida or california and nice long vacations |
Date: May 11th, 2013 9:25 PM Author: fishy azn also i don't think i am good at anything other than memorizing things. like those heart sounds i can guess that someone has an extra S4 sound as opposed to a murmur especially when they tell in vignette that he has hypertension. but i cant even tell if a sound or a murmur is in systole or diastole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23179831) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 9:27 PM Author: mentally impaired chest-beating tank psychiatry --> addiction fellowship --> open up shop in SoCal or SoFla --> take cash only --> profit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23179850) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: fishy azn i am not good with people, especially people stupid enough to believe in psychiatry.. i am sure if u have what it takes you can do psych without any fellowship and do "addiction" or "child" or whatever is hot. i am good at solving usmle style problems, people that go into psych aren't.. it's funny that i would probably beat most of them even on behavior science questions but irl even if i completed a psych residency i'd be less capable of doing "psych therapy" than your average mcdonalds worker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23179967) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 9:44 PM Author: lascivious silver cumskin Urologist specializing in nigger cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23179928) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: fishy azn not competitive enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23179970) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 9:48 PM Author: Vigorous Range Factory Reset Button specialize in transforming subhuman noses into cute pert noses that point upward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23179978) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: fishy azn it's competitive plus it's 8years! and most plastic surgeons do a terrible job. but 3yr primary care is not the answer. ooh I just forgot. I got a bill for doing a physical. an independent lab ran my blood tests and I got a bill for $800. in the latter they filed my insurance incorrectly. so i'll go to primary care office tomorrow to get them to send the correct info to that lab company. but it's funny that those labs run such a racquet and doctors don't get any %. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180103) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 10:09 PM Author: Vigorous Range Factory Reset Button you like sports and stuff, right? how about being a physiatrist? i don't know what qualifications you need but i know they work with people who have sports injuries. edit: http://www.aapmr.org/patients/aboutpmr/Pages/FAQs.aspx
what residency would you do for that? |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 10:12 PM Author: mentally impaired chest-beating tank not prestigious
if you like usmle/problem solving do something like academic neurology those faggots love that mental masuturbation shit they're the lawyers of the medical world. |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: fishy azn I think the lawyers of medicine are psych or derm. they are the ones who need to be good with people or they fail. no problem solving there. great now I have to take a break from usmle here in mcdonalds. an old man with prostate cancer is yelling at his primary doctor regarding some statutes of limitations and records. neuro isn't any good. u make $ to see patients quickly.. if u spend >10mins on a headache patient u make less than a primary care dr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180566) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:12 PM Author: fishy azn I think they are the only specialty that has lower usmle scores than psych. Yes I like sports. But I think someone who participates in sports does not need to see a doctor.. unless that is to get a surgery for trauma. i think it is bullshit calling yourself a "sports doctor" when you go to work with sick people and other people that aren't even eligible to serve in u.s. army. anybody who can call himself an athlete is too good to serve in the u.s. army. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180606) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:15 PM Author: Vigorous Range Factory Reset Button dude, there's tons of boomers and they all think they can do anything from sports to cleaning their gutters. then they get hurt and need rehab. you could do neurology for prestige, then specialize in rehabilitation.
when i was injured a few years back, i saw a baller doctor who was an academic physiatrist. |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:22 PM Author: fishy azn u do realize that "rehab" is a glorified nursing home. that's where people go after their stroke or whatever surgery they had. neuro and physiatrists do a part of their training in such settings and if they are not successful at setting up a practice where they do 20x of botox injections for post-stroke spasticity or steroids for back pain, they'll just work at those nursing homes. i think hospitalists actually have it better than physiatry today. but there is a great increase in primary care residencies so their field is going to get saturated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180645) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:28 PM Author: Vigorous Range Factory Reset Button well fuck you then boor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180674) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:12 PM Author: Unholy Splenetic Elastic Band sex change operations ---> $$$$$ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180604) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:14 PM Author: fishy azn those urologists are very competitive.. and i am really shocked how some "people" have the $$ to see a shrink at $300/hr or to get a sex change. and here i am at mcodnalds about to do another uworld test. but i have to hear this senile old man yelling at his doctor at 11!! pm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180616) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:14 PM Author: Big rehab the one thats not going to get fucked by obamacare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180614) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:16 PM Author: fishy azn i think it's funny how Obama is called a socialist. but all this EMR and other bullshit doesn't hurt all those insurance companies and corporate labs and hospitals(corporations). in socialist Canada and france and uk it is actually pretty good to be a dr.. and the patients are also not as dumb or nasty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180625) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:35 PM Author: fishy azn I think I might go on vacation to Ukraine this summer. looking for an 18yo wife. and in a year I am going to apply for residencies.. and I still don't know what to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180705) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:37 PM Author: mentally impaired chest-beating tank when do you take the test? what are your uworld % and nbmes right now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180714) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:39 PM Author: fishy azn taking the test in 13days.. right now waiting to do the next 46questions. waiting for this old man to go home so i could take it in piece.. should i take nbme? i was told they don't say which questions u get wrong. i still have 55% of uworld left. not doing very good. i don't think i'll get 250.. but it don't matter. competitive specialties wouldn't take me even if i got 250. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180733) |
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Date: May 11th, 2013 11:41 PM Author: mentally impaired chest-beating tank dude theres bootleg answer keys and explanations of NBME's floating around the interwebz. and apparantly NBME's repeat word-for-word on the real test so i would take them.....good luck breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180743) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 12:20 AM Author: fishy azn damn do they really repeat? are those questions much different from uworld? i know that i will not even have enough time to finish all of uworld.. but i am spending twice as much time going over the questions as doing them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180956) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 12:24 AM Author: fishy azn btw if u are familiar with medicine and all those difficulties i am facing. what are your thoughts on this girl: 18yo, my home town in Odessa. her mom was an Olympic athlete and represented ussr in 1988 but did not make the team in 1992. she now works as a captain in city police. the girl has perfect body. i asked her so far about a beach where one of her photos was taken. it's a beach where i used to hang out when i was 10yo. she has a perfect body. can i fuck her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23180978) |
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Date: May 12th, 2013 8:08 PM Author: stirring light mad-dog skullcap idk. can u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2253590&forum_id=2#23185579) |
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