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New Matt Gaetz interview just dropped (CSLG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=738z5ZyJgws I'm getting d...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
the messy charger still thrown on the floor is 180 wtf is...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/21/25
Rate my performance.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
Hand gestures are distracting but otherwise very solid
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  05/21/25
solid content and delivery, but u picked ur nose twice from ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/21/25
that wasn't picking his nose, although your overall point is...
sealclubber
  05/21/25
Im appearing for Matt once a month now as his regular legal ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
What kind of office chair is that?
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  05/21/25
Some shit I bought on Amazon.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
did he make you wear lifts this time?
.,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,
  05/21/25
I'm sitting down =(
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
You're not aware of chair lifts? I thought every shortmo ...
PoastPapi
  05/21/25
What do you do as a PI lawyer who does no federal crim law t...
internet g0y
  05/21/25
I just get a text saying can you talk about X topic today at...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
I rate you as one of many things wrong with America.
Heil Hitler (TT6)
  05/21/25
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Nigga Heil Hitler
  05/21/25
seemed solid to me i would have been more decisive about th...
sealclubber
  05/21/25
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Karlstack
  05/21/25
kindly request you do the needful and wear a nehru jacket fo...
AZNgirl Giving Dad's Prostate to Biden
  05/21/25
If someone buys it and ships it to me I will.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
ty, this is veddy jewish
AZNgirl Giving Dad's Prostate to Biden
  05/21/25
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i gave my cousin head
  05/21/25
CSLG there's a typo on your landing page "Depending ...
Juan Eighty
  05/21/25
One weird trick that looks like a typo but literally allows ...
QueenLaBEEFah
  05/21/25
A Star is Born.
disco fries
  05/21/25
You should slip in a hidden XO reference in every appearance...
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  05/21/25
Give me some suggestions.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
"the defendant's argument sure sounds like that old ada...
internet g0y
  05/21/25
Democrats are waiving in illegal immigrants like a third bas...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
...
richard clock
  05/21/25
Like a drunken third base coach was the original line by Joh...
Dickey Simpkins
  05/21/25
"I was just reading about that case while enjoying a ni...
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  05/21/25
There's one principle difference between Mayor Ras Baraka, w...
disco fries
  05/21/25
You've had an incredible career and you should be very proud...
Paralegal Mohammad
  05/21/25
Can’t wait until CSLG is POTUS
chandler (retired)
  05/21/25
cr
disco fries
  05/21/25
My hair is thick as fuuuuuck. Thanks minoxidil!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
Night and day difference between now and when you did the pr...
disco fries
  05/21/25
...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
I know you like showing off your arms which is why you wear ...
chilmata
  05/21/25
Brother I have something to tell you about CSLG loving to sh...
computer online
  05/21/25
you continue to be good in these settings. one thing id clea...
richard clock
  05/21/25
At least I stopped saying right after everything =)
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
the tattoo sleeve is retarded. very few, if any, people have...
Covid was a Hoax
  05/21/25
“Me-lee”? I’ve only heard it pronounce...
cannon
  05/21/25
Chandler said the same thing =(
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  05/21/25
Spend $5,000k on a couple formal media training sessions. It...
which dad?
  05/21/25
This is a really good idea given how little that is to him a...
internet g0y
  05/21/25
Bring Chandler on the screeen next time
internet g0y
  05/21/25


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Date: May 21st, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=738z5ZyJgws

I'm getting dinner with him in 3 weeks too.

Starts at 9:20.

Rate my performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950771)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


the messy charger still thrown on the floor is 180

wtf is under the desk with the tag? fire extinguisher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950782)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Rate my performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950788)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Hand gestures are distracting but otherwise very solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950868)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


solid content and delivery, but u picked ur nose twice from 11:15-11:30.

professional talking heads never pick their nose on camera. they must know not to touch their face ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950959)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: sealclubber

that wasn't picking his nose, although your overall point is valid

better than last time which was solid, too

black shirt better than white shirt

says 'now' way too much. that's my only real critique

i guess one more. it's habba, not habbas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951018)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Im appearing for Matt once a month now as his regular legal expert. Im going to be on Fox News soon too as an expert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48952141)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


What kind of office chair is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950789)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Some shit I bought on Amazon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950792)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,..,


did he make you wear lifts this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950799)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I'm sitting down =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950801)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: PoastPapi

You're not aware of chair lifts?

I thought every shortmo on xoxo got them during COVID. They're 180. Add like 2-3 inches on Zoom and make you look alpha as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48952199)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: internet g0y

What do you do as a PI lawyer who does no federal crim law to prepare for these interviews? ChatGPT? Does he give you the questions in advance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950804)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I just get a text saying can you talk about X topic today at 3pm. And then I get no other info. I read a good amount of news so I am generally pretty well versed already in the situation. I also did a few years of criminal law practice at the beginning of my career.

Rate my performance and knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950811)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Heil Hitler (TT6)

I rate you as one of many things wrong with America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950818)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Nigga Heil Hitler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950857)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: sealclubber

seemed solid to me

i would have been more decisive about the jury question

no new jersey jury is convicting and

to be fair

this is basically ordinance ticket behavior, not criminal

otoh,

fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951025)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: Karlstack



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950824)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: AZNgirl Giving Dad's Prostate to Biden

kindly request you do the needful and wear a nehru jacket for next interview

https://assets2.andaazfashion.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x1200/a12781a7f2ccb3d663f7fd01e1bd2e4e/p/a/pastel-dark-blue-art-silk-embroidered-mens-nehru-jacket-mwcv0436-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950834)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

If someone buys it and ships it to me I will.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950841)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: AZNgirl Giving Dad's Prostate to Biden

ty, this is veddy jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950851)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48952146)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

CSLG there's a typo on your landing page

"Depending on your case, hiring a lawyer may cost you anything out of pocket."

should include the word "not"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950884)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: QueenLaBEEFah

One weird trick that looks like a typo but literally allows him to charge anything he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48952156)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

A Star is Born.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950899)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


You should slip in a hidden XO reference in every appearance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950915)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Give me some suggestions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950939)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: internet g0y

"the defendant's argument sure sounds like that old adage 'black people like steaks because they look like Africa'. She'd better come up with something quick if she wants to beat these charges."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951009)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Democrats are waiving in illegal immigrants like a third base coach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951015)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951055)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Dickey Simpkins

Like a drunken third base coach was the original line by Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951763)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


"I was just reading about that case while enjoying a nice glass of juice with my pet lizard ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951039)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

There's one principle difference between Mayor Ras Baraka, who's case was dropped, and Congressperson LaMonica McIver. Height.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951061)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad

You've had an incredible career and you should be very proud. Congrats brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950920)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Can’t wait until CSLG is POTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950955)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950961)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

My hair is thick as fuuuuuck. Thanks minoxidil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950979)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Night and day difference between now and when you did the presser with Steve for the drunk cop in Torrance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950996)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951575)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: chilmata

I know you like showing off your arms which is why you wear T-shirts, but it honestly detracts from your professionalism and is distracting. I really don't mean any disrespect when I say its time to grow up.

When I was in my 20s my parents lived on the 11th hole in a golf course development. Back in those days I loved showing off my pecs and arms and refused to wear a shirt golfing.

Now, in retrospect, I realize how immature that was.

Having said that, your content and delivery is solid, you just need to stop with this weird obsession about showing off your arms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48950985)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

Brother I have something to tell you about CSLG loving to showcase himself. You may want to sit down for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951005)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: richard clock

you continue to be good in these settings. one thing id clean up is that you started out by saying "now" at the beginning of every sentence when you were explaining what happened, which was a bit annoying. you did stop doing that in the free conversation part, which was easier on the ear imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951053)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

At least I stopped saying right after everything =)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951254)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

the tattoo sleeve is retarded. very few, if any, people have the phenotype to pull it off and youre not one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951584)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: cannon

“Me-lee”?

I’ve only heard it pronounced “may-lay”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951670)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Chandler said the same thing =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951725)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: which dad?

Spend $5,000k on a couple formal media training sessions. It will take your performance from 168 to 176 and allow you to get a lot more press and exposure. Also get a chair without the headrest, it's distracting and retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48951759)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: internet g0y

This is a really good idea given how little that is to him and how much upside there is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48952204)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: internet g0y

Bring Chandler on the screeen next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728460&forum_id=2#48952209)