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C+C™'s the fine things of life (Vol. 2)
| pungent private investor | 04/25/09 |
| Hideous glittery whorehouse lettuce | 04/25/09 |
| Spectacular olive principal's office | 04/25/09 |
| Spectacular olive principal's office | 04/25/09 |
| ivory thriller candlestick maker | 04/25/09 |
| Aqua business firm | 04/25/09 |
| Spectacular olive principal's office | 04/25/09 |
| Spectacular olive principal's office | 04/25/09 |
| Motley Dilemma Codepig | 04/25/09 |
| Spectacular olive principal's office | 04/25/09 |
| Aqua business firm | 04/25/09 |
| Spectacular olive principal's office | 04/25/09 |
| pungent private investor | 04/25/09 |
| Aqua business firm | 04/25/09 |
| pungent private investor | 04/25/09 |
| Aqua business firm | 04/25/09 |
| medicated laughsome feces stage | 04/25/09 |
| medicated laughsome feces stage | 09/16/09 |
| frozen sticky pistol | 04/25/09 |
| Charismatic Saffron Brunch | 04/25/09 |
| doobsian hairless station newt | 04/25/09 |
| Bull headed piazza | 04/25/09 |
| Bull headed piazza | 04/25/09 |
| crystalline market | 04/25/09 |
| pungent private investor | 09/16/09 |
| beady-eyed library macaca | 12/06/09 |
| Spectacular olive principal's office | 04/25/09 |
| Adventurous Office Dysfunction | 09/16/09 |
| Adventurous Office Dysfunction | 12/06/09 |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 11:56 AM Author: pungent private investor Subject: the fine lady's summer dress i was bee-boppin, g-droppin, just amusin' n' cruisin' on a hot doggy day, just the way i like to play. sweat beaded up on my brow so i sped up lookin' for girls to wow, turned up the jams lookin' cooler than before an exam with a kewl haircut and a 180 page outline uncut. my tires peelin' out a squealin' smooth like a pussy purrin' incurrin' a lil' stirrin' with my thick n' hip dip stick.
but i confess i digress, for i'm just here to assess, maybe obsess, the success of a fine lady's summer dress, flowin' in the breeze with finesse. now you thinkin' it's all sweet these ladies in petite wear replete with beautiful golden locks of hair but it's a two way street i swear, for the fine lady's summer dress is discreet, it's like a full court press, n' u can't mess if you wanna avoid a 10 second call while u try to ball some game with your sweet savory drawl.
the fine lady's summer dress clings to her chest but sings like opera's best. i ain't talkin' trashy, stacking busch beers listenin' to britney spears, rent in arrears. ain't nothing trashy about that lasciviousness of a miss you'd like to kiss n' take to bliss then dismiss.
so i pulled up to a cafe by the bay, n' i always survey for prey to play, to sway with a bouquet of the sweetest lines, like blossoms on vines, cos, well i'm awesome in that way. and BAM! damn! like a fair lamb, some man's hot daughter lookin' hotter than ice water in a desert drew me in to flirt.
she was sittin' all fine n' divine, wearin' a sweet summer dress, makin' me a mess in the head thinkin' bout my unmade bed. just wanted to get her to be mine, supine. so i finagled for an angle to see how that dress dangled from this angel's buxom breast. and i attest when i put in my charmin' request that she be my guest at the love nest, she bequest those sweet savory breasts unto me, the illest emcee west of the mississippi, in a love makin' spree on a beach by the sea, beneath a tree. n' get this, she even brought her friend marie for my friend solzy.
but it was that sweet summer dress, clinging to her chest, bless her for blessin' me, stressin' me like a 360 bench press, that made me wanna transgress. cos you ain't get fun without an un, so i brought the un with fun and took dress to undress, to carress the bountiful largesse of that fine lady and her summer dress. ah, yes my friends, ain't no need to impress the point to you any further. indeed, a fine lady's summer dress is indeed one of the fine things of life, but a fine lady's summer undress may be finer yet... |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 11:58 AM Author: Hideous glittery whorehouse lettuce lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540758) |
Date: April 25th, 2009 12:18 PM Author: Spectacular olive principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540810) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:24 PM Author: Spectacular olive principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540842) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: ivory thriller candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540844) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:26 PM Author: Aqua business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540849) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:28 PM Author: Spectacular olive principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540862) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:46 PM Author: Spectacular olive principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11540958) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 12:51 PM Author: Motley Dilemma Codepig YESSSSS!!! http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=946862&mc=6&forum_id=2
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: Spectacular olive principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541034) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:02 PM Author: Aqua business firm tbf,i liked it better when you had messed up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541037) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:04 PM Author: Spectacular olive principal's office There should be a thread that's just like "edit: nevermind" that everyone can bump all day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541046) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:36 PM Author: pungent private investor was it that bad? on phone and don't feel like editing :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541225) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:44 PM Author: Aqua business firm no, it was just funnier because i could imagine you freaking out irl because you messed up an xo post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541265) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:57 PM Author: pungent private investor I've thought long and hard about my priorities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541410) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: Aqua business firm that's what she said.
cause you said long and hard. get it? |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 5:04 PM Author: medicated laughsome feces stage explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11543260) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 2:38 PM Author: medicated laughsome feces stage still waiting for this explanation doodz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#12760306) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:31 PM Author: frozen sticky pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541203) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:34 PM Author: Charismatic Saffron Brunch god damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541217) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 1:59 PM Author: doobsian hairless station newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11541433) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 2:01 PM Author: Bull headed piazza have mercy
so yeah, 180 |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 3:25 PM Author: Bull headed piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11542258) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 5:25 PM Author: crystalline market this is obviously good (far better than what i could come up with), but doesn't achieve the greatness of vol 1. subject matter is too obvious, and there's too much rhyming. the first one had a laid-back storytelling g-funk vibe to it. this one seems more like an exhibition of your elite skillz, without any greater purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11543481) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 3:18 PM Author: pungent private investor tyftcommentary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#12760544) |
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Date: December 6th, 2009 2:28 AM Author: beady-eyed library macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#13463398) |
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Date: April 25th, 2009 5:25 PM Author: Spectacular olive principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#11543488) |
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Date: September 16th, 2009 2:37 PM Author: Adventurous Office Dysfunction sophomore slump? nah, not so much. f the haters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#12760301) |
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Date: December 6th, 2009 2:27 AM Author: Adventurous Office Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=984124&forum_id=2#13463392) |