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This is the stupidest thing ive ever read catholics are stupid

https://x.com/ShaneSchaetzel/status/1811490884396999058
Tan orchestra pit community account
  07/12/24
Peter, the rock upon which the church was built, is consider...
green galvanic dragon
  07/12/24
ok boomer
Tan orchestra pit community account
  07/12/24
Jesus was clearly plowing Mary M
Jet-lagged personal credit line school
  07/12/24
*leans into mic* WRONG! Jesus was such a GigaChad that M...
spectacular citrine senate
  07/12/24
this is how 90% of the bible was written
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  07/12/24
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Exciting maize fanboi ticket booth
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where does it say peter had a wife
Onyx Coldplay Fan
  07/12/24
At least he had a mother-in-law. Matthew 8:14 "When ...
green galvanic dragon
  07/12/24
ty
Onyx Coldplay Fan
  07/12/24
does it cross your mind that your entire worldview is center...
Buck-toothed idea he suggested indirect expression
  07/12/24
Whoa cr a made up fictionalization of made up fiction Chr...
geriatric irradiated love of her life parlour
  07/12/24
Wait until you read about transubstantiation
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  07/12/24
Wait until you watch the wizard of oz
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  07/12/24
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geriatric irradiated love of her life parlour
  07/12/24
Matthew 26:26-28 While they were eating, Jesus took bread...
mind-boggling startled library
  07/12/24
he was just kidding dude chill
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  07/12/24
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spectacular citrine senate
  07/12/24
The problem is modern Catholics actually believe that when a...
zippy aphrodisiac friendly grandma house
  07/12/24
If you don't believe this you're not adhering to the word of...
mind-boggling startled library
  07/12/24
lol shut up
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  07/12/24
Sorry you got pwned little breh, have fun at your "chur...
mind-boggling startled library
  07/12/24
you dumb
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  07/12/24
These niggers do not have “churches” they have p...
laughsome roast beef office
  07/12/24
Lutherans believe in the real presence though
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  07/12/24
Real talk, it’s the best available system. Certainly ...
spectacular citrine senate
  07/12/24
any system that has "infallibility of the leader" ...
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  07/12/24
It’s really less the leader than the process of genera...
spectacular citrine senate
  07/12/24
No no no. You can't walk back the explicit doctrine of EXACT...
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  07/12/24
The mechanism of infallibility is best understood as the way...
spectacular citrine senate
  07/12/24
lol at "best understood." Bro you can't walk "...
Tan orchestra pit community account
  07/12/24
Bend over and take it
cordovan erotic boistinker
  07/13/24
Is God infallible or not?
mind-boggling startled library
  07/12/24
The pope aint God, champ
Tan orchestra pit community account
  07/12/24
God appoints and speaks through the Pope you imbecile.
mind-boggling startled library
  07/12/24
lmao no, he does not
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  07/12/24
Counterpoint: “Pope” Francis Yours in Christ,
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  07/13/24
i appreciate the historical continuity of catholicism, but i...
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I can't figure out whether requiring a perforated condom for...
contagious doobsian sound barrier
  07/12/24
i see nothing wrong with this
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  07/12/24
I don't get how the pope isn't over as a concept - been w...
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  07/13/24
It's a core narcissistic attachment for catholics who are te...
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Date: July 12th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

https://x.com/ShaneSchaetzel/status/1811490884396999058

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834096)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: green galvanic dragon

Peter, the rock upon which the church was built, is considered the first pope, though the Italians had not yet invented the term. His lack of faith caused him to sink. He denied Jesus three times. He also had a wife.

If you haven't seen it, I recommend watching "The Chosen." It humanizes the apostles and Jesus in an interesting and scripturally congruent way. Jesus, is particular, is portrayed as charismatic and as a cool dude. You would want to hang out with him. The autistic Matthew is an interesting character and Mary Magdalene is hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834200)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

ok boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834258)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged personal credit line school

Jesus was clearly plowing Mary M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834283)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:04 PM
Author: spectacular citrine senate

*leans into mic* WRONG!

Jesus was such a GigaChad that Mary M would orgasm uncontrollably the moment the tip of his finger grazed against her forearm. It was impossible for them to consummate anything because he was too incomprehensibly hot it looped all the way around to removing carnal pleasure entirely. It’s sort of like Mary M got so horny for him that she ascended to a new metaphysical plane of existence. This is also why God loves Chads so much that he rigs all of human existence in their favor and gives them blessings like Tinder to demonstrate that they are in God’s favor. They are made in his image, unlike the pathetic, gross Jew-Asian strivers that populate this bort and that God has chosen to eliminate as genetic inputs to His Creation. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834524)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:05 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

this is how 90% of the bible was written

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834526)



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Date: July 13th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: Exciting maize fanboi ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47837325)



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Date: July 13th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: Exciting maize fanboi ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47837324)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Onyx Coldplay Fan

where does it say peter had a wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834287)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: green galvanic dragon

At least he had a mother-in-law.

Matthew 8:14 "When Jesus came into Peter’s house, he saw Peter’s mother-in-law lying in bed with a fever. 15 He touched her hand and the fever left her, and she got up and began to wait on him."

Also described in Mark 1:29-30

Paul also writes about various apostles having wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834419)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Onyx Coldplay Fan

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834505)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed idea he suggested indirect expression

does it cross your mind that your entire worldview is centered around jews

whatever cultural heritage your genetic lineage had has been completely wiped out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834289)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: geriatric irradiated love of her life parlour

Whoa cr a made up fictionalization of made up fiction

Christianity is 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834424)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: zippy aphrodisiac friendly grandma house

Wait until you read about transubstantiation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834277)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

Wait until you watch the wizard of oz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834297)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: geriatric irradiated love of her life parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834423)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling startled library

Matthew 26:26-28

While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.”

27 Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. 28 This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.

It actually has more biblical basis than anything that happened since that German coprophiliac nailed his shitpost to a door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834434)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

he was just kidding dude chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834437)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:13 PM
Author: spectacular citrine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834551)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: zippy aphrodisiac friendly grandma house

The problem is modern Catholics actually believe that when a priest blesses a wafer and wine it LITERALLY (not figuratively) becomes the body and blood of Christ, and if you don’t openly state that you believe this you can be excommunicated for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834577)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling startled library

If you don't believe this you're not adhering to the word of Christ and cannot call yourself a Christian. This isn't me saying it, it's directly from Christ's mouth as relayed by the holy spirit through Matthew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835574)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

lol shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835575)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling startled library

Sorry you got pwned little breh, have fun at your "church" in a strip mall with a used car salesman this Sunday. The holy mother Church is always waiting to welcome you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835580)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

you dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835581)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:53 PM
Author: laughsome roast beef office

These niggers do not have “churches” they have prospective breeding zones as designated by their jewier masters until their own life failures blow up in their face at which point they become an angry, schizophrenic 5 paragraph poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835591)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Misunderstood Ebony Psychic

Lutherans believe in the real presence though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834639)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: spectacular citrine senate

Real talk, it’s the best available system. Certainly better than what Protestants do, which is just to appoint the guy who owns the local car dealership (or more typically his brother or cousin or the like) as the arbiter of all questions of spirituality and morality. I remember when I went to Baptist church with my girlfriend sophomore year and met her pastor/heard him speak. She kept asking me if I was sick or feeling bad because I was visibly disgusted with the entire transparent sham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834534)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

any system that has "infallibility of the leader" baked in is not even in contention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834536)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:12 PM
Author: spectacular citrine senate

It’s really less the leader than the process of generating consensus doctrine by the group of scholars who dedicate their lives to studying it. You Protestants think it’s about the leader because you imagine the pope as an equivalent to your used car dealer pastor system, but it’s not the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834546)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:25 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

No no no. You can't walk back the explicit doctrine of EXACT PERFECT OBJECTIVE RIGHTNESS by claiming some dethatched and abstract notion of "community doctrine"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834601)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: spectacular citrine senate

The mechanism of infallibility is best understood as the way to cut off discussion and arrive at an answer. If I bend over to take your argument as seriously as I can, you can criticize this in the same way that proponents of activist courts criticize stare decisis as an impediment to necessary developments in the doctrine. But that’s essentially the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834645)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

lol at "best understood." Bro you can't walk "infallibility" back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834646)



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Date: July 13th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: cordovan erotic boistinker

Bend over and take it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47836213)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling startled library

Is God infallible or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835576)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

The pope aint God, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835578)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling startled library

God appoints and speaks through the Pope you imbecile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835582)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

lmao no, he does not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835584)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: Heady Mildly Autistic Space Nowag

Counterpoint: “Pope” Francis

Yours in Christ,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835802)



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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: thirsty codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47836868)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: hairraiser alcoholic background story ceo

i appreciate the historical continuity of catholicism, but it does seem that the catholic method puts more weight in the actions of men which are inherently imperfect. i thought the lutheran approach was sola scriptura so no one really pretends like local church leaders matter very much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835826)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: contagious doobsian sound barrier

I can't figure out whether requiring a perforated condom for fertility analysis is insane or philosophically bulletproof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834567)



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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: talented swollen center dingle berry

i see nothing wrong with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834595)



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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: house-broken primrose property cuck

I don't get how the pope isn't over as a concept

- been wrong for centuries about basic scientific facts

- sat over largest child molestation ring for centuries

- finally a pope just "retires" ?

But yeah - this new pope obviously knows what's up please listen to his every word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47836861)



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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Tan orchestra pit community account

It's a core narcissistic attachment for catholics who are terrified to realize that they've given this leader the spiritual power they are too afraid to take hold of themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47836866)