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This is the stupidest thing ive ever read catholics are stupid
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Date: July 12th, 2024 9:53 AM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe https://x.com/ShaneSchaetzel/status/1811490884396999058 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834096) |
Date: July 12th, 2024 11:23 AM Author: Soul-stirring bat-shit-crazy lay Peter, the rock upon which the church was built, is considered the first pope, though the Italians had not yet invented the term. His lack of faith caused him to sink. He denied Jesus three times. He also had a wife.
If you haven't seen it, I recommend watching "The Chosen." It humanizes the apostles and Jesus in an interesting and scripturally congruent way. Jesus, is particular, is portrayed as charismatic and as a cool dude. You would want to hang out with him. The autistic Matthew is an interesting character and Mary Magdalene is hot. |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 11:57 AM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe ok boomer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834258) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: Marvelous Self-centered Library Mental Disorder Jesus was clearly plowing Mary M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834283) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:04 PM Author: Poppy round eye *leans into mic* WRONG!
Jesus was such a GigaChad that Mary M would orgasm uncontrollably the moment the tip of his finger grazed against her forearm. It was impossible for them to consummate anything because he was too incomprehensibly hot it looped all the way around to removing carnal pleasure entirely. It’s sort of like Mary M got so horny for him that she ascended to a new metaphysical plane of existence. This is also why God loves Chads so much that he rigs all of human existence in their favor and gives them blessings like Tinder to demonstrate that they are in God’s favor. They are made in his image, unlike the pathetic, gross Jew-Asian strivers that populate this bort and that God has chosen to eliminate as genetic inputs to His Creation. HTH. |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:05 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe this is how 90% of the bible was written (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834526) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 1:09 PM Author: Irradiated half-breed locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47837325) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 1:09 PM Author: Irradiated half-breed locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47837324) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: topaz boyish weed whacker where does it say peter had a wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834287) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:37 PM Author: Soul-stirring bat-shit-crazy lay At least he had a mother-in-law.
Matthew 8:14 "When Jesus came into Peter’s house, he saw Peter’s mother-in-law lying in bed with a fever. 15 He touched her hand and the fever left her, and she got up and began to wait on him."
Also described in Mark 1:29-30
Paul also writes about various apostles having wives. |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: topaz boyish weed whacker ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834505) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: razzle university mad cow disease does it cross your mind that your entire worldview is centered around jews
whatever cultural heritage your genetic lineage had has been completely wiped out |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle claret stage idea he suggested Whoa cr a made up fictionalization of made up fiction
Christianity is 180! |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: Vivacious aquamarine degenerate Wait until you read about transubstantiation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834277) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe Wait until you watch the wizard of oz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834297) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: razzle-dazzle claret stage idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834423) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:40 PM Author: canary erotic space pocket flask Matthew 26:26-28
While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying, “Take and eat; this is my body.”
27 Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, “Drink from it, all of you. 28 This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.
It actually has more biblical basis than anything that happened since that German coprophiliac nailed his shitpost to a door |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 12:41 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe he was just kidding dude chill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834437) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:13 PM Author: Poppy round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834551) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:19 PM Author: Vivacious aquamarine degenerate The problem is modern Catholics actually believe that when a priest blesses a wafer and wine it LITERALLY (not figuratively) becomes the body and blood of Christ, and if you don’t openly state that you believe this you can be excommunicated for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834577) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:48 PM Author: canary erotic space pocket flask If you don't believe this you're not adhering to the word of Christ and cannot call yourself a Christian. This isn't me saying it, it's directly from Christ's mouth as relayed by the holy spirit through Matthew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835574) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:49 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe lol shut up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835575) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:50 PM Author: canary erotic space pocket flask Sorry you got pwned little breh, have fun at your "church" in a strip mall with a used car salesman this Sunday. The holy mother Church is always waiting to welcome you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835580) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:51 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe you dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835581) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:53 PM Author: self-absorbed set nibblets These niggers do not have “churches” they have prospective breeding zones as designated by their jewier masters until their own life failures blow up in their face at which point they become an angry, schizophrenic 5 paragraph poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835591) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:44 PM Author: 180 Very Tactful Codepig Lutherans believe in the real presence though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834639) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Poppy round eye Real talk, it’s the best available system. Certainly better than what Protestants do, which is just to appoint the guy who owns the local car dealership (or more typically his brother or cousin or the like) as the arbiter of all questions of spirituality and morality. I remember when I went to Baptist church with my girlfriend sophomore year and met her pastor/heard him speak. She kept asking me if I was sick or feeling bad because I was visibly disgusted with the entire transparent sham. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834534) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe any system that has "infallibility of the leader" baked in is not even in contention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834536) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:12 PM Author: Poppy round eye It’s really less the leader than the process of generating consensus doctrine by the group of scholars who dedicate their lives to studying it. You Protestants think it’s about the leader because you imagine the pope as an equivalent to your used car dealer pastor system, but it’s not the same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834546) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:25 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe No no no. You can't walk back the explicit doctrine of EXACT PERFECT OBJECTIVE RIGHTNESS by claiming some dethatched and abstract notion of "community doctrine" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834601) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: Poppy round eye The mechanism of infallibility is best understood as the way to cut off discussion and arrive at an answer. If I bend over to take your argument as seriously as I can, you can criticize this in the same way that proponents of activist courts criticize stare decisis as an impediment to necessary developments in the doctrine. But that’s essentially the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834645) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:48 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe lol at "best understood." Bro you can't walk "infallibility" back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834646) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 12:12 AM Author: beady-eyed coral casino Bend over and take it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47836213) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:49 PM Author: canary erotic space pocket flask Is God infallible or not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835576) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:50 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe The pope aint God, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835578) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:51 PM Author: canary erotic space pocket flask God appoints and speaks through the Pope you imbecile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835582) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 6:51 PM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe lmao no, he does not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835584) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: bearded brunch Counterpoint: “Pope” Francis Yours in Christ, |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:33 AM Author: Up-to-no-good marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47836868) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 8:53 PM Author: cerebral hell halford i appreciate the historical continuity of catholicism, but it does seem that the catholic method puts more weight in the actions of men which are inherently imperfect. i thought the lutheran approach was sola scriptura so no one really pretends like local church leaders matter very much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47835826) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:17 PM Author: cracking indigo step-uncle's house digit ratio I can't figure out whether requiring a perforated condom for fertility analysis is insane or philosophically bulletproof. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834567) |
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Date: July 12th, 2024 1:24 PM Author: adventurous useless generalized bond mexican i see nothing wrong with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47834595) |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:28 AM Author: aphrodisiac tank death wish I don't get how the pope isn't over as a concept
- been wrong for centuries about basic scientific facts
- sat over largest child molestation ring for centuries
- finally a pope just "retires" ?
But yeah - this new pope obviously knows what's up please listen to his every word |
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Date: July 13th, 2024 9:32 AM Author: Mahogany sweet tailpipe It's a core narcissistic attachment for catholics who are terrified to realize that they've given this leader the spiritual power they are too afraid to take hold of themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5554144&forum_id=2#47836866) |