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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  06/13/25
wow MODS
arrogant philosopher-king
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
mahogany crotch shrine
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  06/13/25
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electric rigor office
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
mahogany crotch shrine
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
mahogany crotch shrine
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
arrogant philosopher-king
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
Cerise brunch goal in life
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
abusive contagious ceo windowlicker
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Salmon hyperactive stead
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
abusive contagious ceo windowlicker
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Salmon hyperactive stead
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Salmon hyperactive stead
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
razzle crystalline feces
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Salmon hyperactive stead
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
razzle crystalline feces
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  06/13/25
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know-it-all claret water buffalo
  06/13/25
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Cerise brunch goal in life
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  07/08/25
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judgmental son of senegal
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: arrogant philosopher-king

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: mahogany crotch shrine

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: electric rigor office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: mahogany crotch shrine

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: mahogany crotch shrine

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: arrogant philosopher-king

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Cerise brunch goal in life

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: abusive contagious ceo windowlicker

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Salmon hyperactive stead

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: abusive contagious ceo windowlicker

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Salmon hyperactive stead

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Salmon hyperactive stead

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: razzle crystalline feces

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Salmon hyperactive stead

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: razzle crystalline feces

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: know-it-all claret water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Cerise brunch goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: judgmental son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house laser beams

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081449)