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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
narrow-minded field
  06/13/25
wow MODS
Talented vermilion senate
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
Fishy institution
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
narrow-minded field
  06/13/25
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Cerise rigpig
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
Fishy institution
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
narrow-minded field
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
Fishy institution
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
narrow-minded field
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
Talented vermilion senate
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
narrow-minded field
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
obsidian godawful kitty cat windowlicker
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
Bull Headed International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
Bearded Space Mad Cow Disease
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
Bull Headed International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
Bearded Space Mad Cow Disease
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
narrow-minded field
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
Bearded Space Mad Cow Disease
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
crimson principal's office weed whacker
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
narrow-minded field
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
Bearded Space Mad Cow Disease
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
crimson principal's office weed whacker
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
narrow-minded field
  06/13/25
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doobsian brethren
  06/13/25
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obsidian godawful kitty cat windowlicker
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
narrow-minded field
  07/08/25
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Marvelous insecure jew new version
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
narrow-minded field
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: narrow-minded field

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Talented vermilion senate

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Fishy institution

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded field

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Cerise rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Fishy institution

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded field

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Fishy institution

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: narrow-minded field

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Talented vermilion senate

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded field

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: obsidian godawful kitty cat windowlicker

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Bull Headed International Law Enforcement Agency

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Bearded Space Mad Cow Disease

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Bull Headed International Law Enforcement Agency

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Bearded Space Mad Cow Disease

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: narrow-minded field

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: Bearded Space Mad Cow Disease

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: crimson principal's office weed whacker

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: narrow-minded field

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Bearded Space Mad Cow Disease

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: crimson principal's office weed whacker

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded field

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: doobsian brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: obsidian godawful kitty cat windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded field

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Marvelous insecure jew new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: narrow-minded field

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081449)