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Date: July 19th, 2011 5:19 AM Author: Beta comical love of her life area
lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18559772)
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Date: May 15th, 2011 4:21 PM Author: Aromatic copper patrolman
Never let a girl know that you really like her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18010845)
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Date: May 15th, 2011 5:33 PM Author: gaped lodge
for dudes: put in minimal skin care maintenance. moisturize with something decent that has sunblock in the morning, drink a lot of water, don't eat shit pure shit diets with 10X the sodium you need, take fish oil on the reg, etc.
most professional dudes have terrible looking skin and doing all that shit can make you look several years younger and much healthier, if you're consistent, and none of it is hard/expensive/time-consuming.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011414) |
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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:23 PM Author: gaped lodge
depends, but generally just what you said. go a lot, be cool with the staff, bring cool people in, spend a lot of money there and tip everyone generously, in cash. they will start treating you like a VIP amazingly quickly. but then don't act like you own the place, just enjoy getting drinks faster, being able to hang out past last call with friends, free food, discounted tabs, etc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011951) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 6:27 PM Author: gaped lodge
when discussing travel, never do the "have you been X place?" "oh yeah - did you got X club/monument/restaurant/museum?" "OK have you been here?" style of conversation. This is how dumb 21 year old chicks communicate, and it makes everybody else want to jump out the window.
On that note, nobody wants to see your 85,000 shitty black and white "artsy" photographs from your latest backpacking excursion, so keep them in the closet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18011987) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 6:30 PM Author: gaped lodge
buy shit like undershirts and socks at target, costco, etc. - you're not rich and nobody cares.
your $36 faconnable white t-shirt doesn't make you look well-off; it makes you look like a striving tool.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012011) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 6:33 PM Author: gaped lodge
never, ever complain casually about stupid shit like being tired, being a little sick, stressed, etc. to other people if they just ask how you're doing.
nobody gives a fuck, everybody usually has something making them feel bad and they all think it's worse than what you've got, and they're not likely to want to listen when you have a real problem but took up 15 minutes of their time last week bitching about how you just can't seem to get over a cold and it's not fair because nobody else you know is even sick.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012049) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:50 PM Author: dark bearded wagecucks personal credit line
Usually this question is a request for something entertaining or light-hearted that will make the inquirer's day better.
Him: How you doing today?
You: Great, my parents are coming into town tomorrow and I FINALLY finished cleaning my place.
Him: Ha, that's great to hear. Hope you all have fun.
30 second exchange, everybody leaves the convo feeling better.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073783) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2011 10:52 PM Author: dark bearded wagecucks personal credit line
You have to "appear" confident. Even if you don't know what the fuck you are doing or where you are.
A good way to take control of the situation is being the first person to initiation conversation or THE PERSON who stands up and gets assistance/directions.
Don't just sit around twittling your thumbs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18073806) |
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Date: May 15th, 2011 6:50 PM Author: histrionic newt
Credited if you're having a 165 time, but if you and the owner are having a 180 time you keep it going as long as possible then take that shit to the bar once you help him clean up a little.
Some of my best nights were with completely new people at their house and often turns into crazy fun stuffy like skinny dipping or four am taco runs.
If you like the female owner then bow out early to go because "I've got this thing." Be one of the first to leave.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012250) |
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Date: May 15th, 2011 7:17 PM Author: mahogany crackhouse clown
not at all brother, you're poasting good advice in here.
this is the 60 minutes segment i saw about hunger, apparently being hungry puts the body into "survival mode" and some other bullshit, lengthens lifespan, blag blah
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5037314n&tag=related;photovideo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012520) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 7:02 PM Author: Galvanic insane abode
Aspieness gets poked fun at on XOXO, but it can seriously fuck you over IRL. Unless you're some tech entrpreneur genius or a top rated HYP grad you simply will not go too far with too many aspie quirks.
Learn how to read people. Know what makes them tick, what motivates them, how they operate, understand the political heiarchy. Standoffish aspies have a serious tendencies to piss others off with their habits. No one gives a shit that you knew how to perform PDEs in UG or read some obscure french author from the 17th century
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012358) |
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Date: November 8th, 2011 6:11 PM Author: Lake Philosopher-king Stage
Greetings,
titcr
Aspies just like the blanket rule "don't talk about yourself and your accomplishments" because they don't have the social ability to figure out when the actual, more nuanced rule applies.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#19326831) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 7:16 PM Author: gaped lodge
learn how to carry the weight of a conversation with an awkward person - know how to make it easier for them and do that. if this sounds impossible to you, it's because you're awkward and you need to really work on your shit.
note for aspies: this does not mean standing there and droning on while the other person stairs blankly. a conversation is an exchange between two people and you're supposed to facilitate it, not turn it into a lecture.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012505) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 7:47 PM Author: gaped lodge
learn about at least one or two areas of culture or art, and have an actual interest in it.
you don't need to be able to entertain a room full of professors with an impromptu lecture on voltaire's later period letters, but if all you can discuss with some articulation and depth is sports, video games, movies, whatever shitty genre of popular music you like, and youtube videos, people are are going to rightly assume that you're a boring mouth-breather who lost most of your intellectual curiosity senior year of high school.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012782) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 7:54 PM Author: gaped lodge
if you're a man, dress well (decent quality everything, good variety, kept in good condition, nothing too old up to date style, etc), but only to the level of your coworkers.
if you're a bowtie guy who just started doing that to be a bowtie guy, gas yourself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18012873) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 8:14 PM Author: gaped lodge
appreciate the outdoors regularly; take up an outdoors activity aside form running, even if it's just flat day hikes or birdwatching.
people like blue smoke who are "uncomfortable" outside of a dense urban environment are damaged in strange way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013046) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 8:30 PM Author: Cyan Orchestra Pit Coffee Pot
1. If you have delayed sleep phase syndrome (where you naturally stay up until 4am and sleep until noon-ish), take melatonin and get off the laptop at bedtime. Read instead. The lighting of the laptop somehow screws with your natural ability to sleep. I can't tell you how much better my life is now that I no longer have the constant stress of wondering whether I'd be able to to sleep that night. It also helped me break an ambien addiction.
2. Especially if you're not Asian, experiment with a low-carb diet even if you're not dieting. Don't do something psychotic like Atkins, but count your carbs for a couple days and try to keep it between 60-100 grams/day. I've done it for five years and will never go back. You feel better (less bloated), look better, and sleep better.
3. If you have trouble eating too much -- or just really really like to eat a lot of food when you eat -- try skipping breakfast. Too many people eat breakfast because they think they should in order to "rev up their metabolism" (nonsense) or because otherwise they'll lose muscle mass (nonsense). Even when I'm not dieting, I never eat until about five to seven hours after I wake up just so that when I eat I can eat like a fucking pig. You also get a sense of clarity and well-being in the "fasted state" that's hard to describe. Check out leangains.com for more info.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1648142&forum_id=2#18013174) |
Date: May 15th, 2011 9:35 PM Author: Insanely creepy hunting ground
1. Listen to people. People will like you if you allow them to talk about themselves and make them feel important. If you approach a conversation trying to win someone over by making yourself look important you'll succeed maybe 30-40% of the time. But if you try to win someone over by making THEM feel important, you'll succeed nearly 100% of the time.
2. Moisturize every day with a moisturizer that has at least SPF 15. Consume a lot of omega-3 and drink a lot of water. If you're in the sun all day, put on at least SPF 30. This will help slow down aging.
3. Exercise regularly, preferably in the morning before you go to work. This helps jump-start your day like no other. Adopt a more exercise-heavy and health conscious lifestyle.
4. Learn to cook at least 2 or 3 meals that you'd feel comfortable serving to someone else.
5. Don't get too butthurt and take it too personally if someone dumps you/rejects you because you're ultimately not their type. People are after all sorts of different things so unless you're completely on the ass end of the bell curve in terms of looks and personality you'll find someone who sees you as their type.
6. Pay off all your bills on time, especially your credit card bills.
7. Live overseas for at least a few months of your life and make the effort to interact with people other than Americans. If anything it'll make you appreciate what we have in America more.
8. There are certain aspects of life which should be approached as competitions and other aspects of life which should not be. Learn to differentiate the two, and if you find yourself in the former situation realize that your "fiercest" competitors can turn out to be your closest friends and best allies, especially when the competition is done. A true competitor in a healthy competition pushes you to be your best and brings out the best in you. This is what you should care about, not winning or losing.
9. Trust should be earned.
10. Get regular massages.
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Date: May 15th, 2011 9:38 PM Author: Cruel-hearted pit karate
1) Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all together. Put the lime in the coconut then you'll feel better.
2) Read Keith Ferrazzi's "Never Eat Alone."
3) 90% of office jobs are basically doing nothing so aim for getting one.
4) Separate yourself from facebook and XO for at least a few days at a time to live IRL.
5) All we're entitled to is basic human respect. The rest is earned.
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Date: May 23rd, 2011 3:32 PM Author: Diverse brilliant property
1. If you are considering or have recently started a weight loss effort, keep it to yourself. This is such an annoying topic of conversation, and people do it all the time. Only bring up your weight loss efforts if you can discuss weight loss results. Otherwise, STFU. Same applies to quitting smoking, drinking, or anything else that has a 99% chance of failing.
2. If you're going to take a chick to a movie, abide by the following rules: do not go to a megaplex; see an independent film she's never heard of if possible; and see the movie for yourself first to make sure it's worth a shit (especially if early in the dating process
3. When shaving, don't forget to get the part just below the nose. It's easy to miss and looks terrible when you do.
4. Don't wear t-shirts that lots of other people have (unless it's for an athletic team)
5. If you have any kind of skin problems, make sure all your soaps and washes are labeled as oil and fragrance free
6. Get a Twitter account, but don't share it with your friends. Follow all of the news and media outlets and public figures you like, but don't follow anyone who posts more than 5-10 times a day on average. Read your Twitter feed on your Smartphone while doing things like taking a shit. Retweet all posts containing articles you want to read later.
7. If you're looking for a job, have a "professional" Twitter account where you post articles directly related to your field once every few days. Put it on your resume. This helps set you apart, and in a good way far often than in a bad way.
8. Use Google Voice as your primary means of telecommunication
9. Don't ever let an undershirt be visible (e.g., when wearing a polo shirt). Visible undershirts are for teenagers who don't have chest hair.
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Date: May 23rd, 2011 4:07 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship incel
When out on a date, don't ask too many "what", "when", and "who" questions that have simple factual answers. Ask more hows and whys.
Always pay for the first and second dinner, no matter what she says.
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Date: May 24th, 2011 3:28 PM Author: Salmon odious house
-Always floss.
-Get a standing desk at work. Sitting for 40 hours a week has been shown to be HORRIBLE for your health.
-At the very least, get your company to buy you one of those nice ergonomic chairs.
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Date: July 14th, 2011 8:49 PM Author: dun stag film kitty cat
Pick a quirky hobby and get really fucking good at it. Something like darts, bowling, juggling, magic, etc. It is an awesome icebreaker and rewarding when someone acknowledges your persistence. Mine is foosball. I picked it up in college, bought a table, practiced like hell, and started playing on the pro tour a few years later (srsly, google it). It seems dorky as shit, but when I'm at a house/bar/party with a foosball table I play for drinks and always get subtle looks of amazement that say "HTF did someone get that good at a foosball". Bonus: Beta frat guys always think they are better than you.
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Date: July 19th, 2011 5:20 AM Author: Beta comical love of her life area
Play an instrument. It's fun, relaxing, creative, and it will get you laid.
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Date: November 8th, 2011 6:20 PM Author: Lake Philosopher-king Stage
Greetings,
very nearly a credited comment
and yeah, incline bench is far superior, LOL BENCH PRESSERS ENJOY YOUR FUCKED UP SHOULDERS
jk i bench too
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Date: November 8th, 2011 6:12 PM Author: exhilarant parlour
Don't ever get a bitch pregnant and avoid hard drugs.
-Dad
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Date: November 11th, 2011 7:55 PM Author: massive bat shit crazy principal's office brethren
when putting dishes in the sink, ALWAYS put enough water on them so they puddle up.
This is especially helpful for those who tend to accumulate 2-3+ days of dishes before washing. It makes a huge difference even in 10 minutes.
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