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"You're Beautiful" illustrates the narcissism of love songs.

Most people don't understand James Blunt's deep irony. In h...
mewling stag film
  03/24/13
his song and that other guys song is them singing "your...
slippery friendly grandma principal's office
  03/24/13
What other guy?
mewling stag film
  03/24/13
Bruno Mars
slippery friendly grandma principal's office
  03/24/13
Bruno Mars is a hack.
mewling stag film
  03/24/13
"oh, i love you, your so beautiful JUST the way you are...
slippery friendly grandma principal's office
  03/24/13
all pop songs sung by men are some fag crooning about how mu...
Concupiscible resort persian
  03/24/13
Of course. Blunt just calls attention to how narcissistic t...
mewling stag film
  03/24/13
in the 90's you had lots of grunge and rap songs on top 40 r...
Concupiscible resort persian
  03/24/13
There are plenty of songs that aren't about love.
mewling stag film
  03/24/13
do you enjoy those anniversary cards that focus on the ways ...
coral twinkling uncleanness
  03/24/13
No.
mewling stag film
  03/24/13
the industrial revolution ...
hateful disturbing nursing home pervert
  03/24/13
cr
mewling stag film
  03/24/13
go on...
Vivacious heaven brethren
  03/24/13
and its consequences...
supple mahogany police squad
  03/24/13
scho lar ship
motley karate
  03/24/13
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Well-lubricated Really Tough Guy Liquid Oxygen
  03/24/13
The majority of "hit" radio songs have accomplishe...
arousing flushed preventive strike pozpig
  03/24/13
You're exactly right. James Blunt turns both these tropes o...
mewling stag film
  03/26/13
wow, what an original, deep, controversial and noteworthy po...
Dead Excitant Pistol
  03/24/13
I didn't pay him, guys, I promise.
mewling stag film
  03/26/13
(Patrick Bateman)
Charcoal university community account
  03/24/13
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Embarrassed to the bone new version
  03/24/13
What do you think of the Weird Al parody, 'Your Pitiful'?
insanely creepy bateful abode french chef
  03/26/13
That parody always reminds me of this song: http://www.yo...
mewling stag film
  03/26/13
LOL
insanely creepy bateful abode french chef
  03/26/13
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Out-of-control azure mexican cuckoldry
  05/19/13


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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: mewling stag film

Most people don't understand James Blunt's deep irony. In his hit single, "You're Beautiful", perhaps his most misunderstood song, he explodes the romantic myth. He picks the most vapid cliches to praise the beloved, while reserving for himself the choicest adjectives ("My life is brilliant. My love is pure.") and even supernatural agency (how many angels does this pinhead require?). "We shared a moment..." But notice that nothing's shared. Love is a fleeting, masturbatory moment, not an inspiration to eternal truth, as for Plato, Dante, and Petrarch.

Late capitalism has deprived us of our vocabulary for authentically expressing love. Even the guitar sounds tinny. But how do we know Blunt isn't just a shitty artist who can't write a song to save his worthless life? We can't. Therein lies his genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870545)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:37 AM
Author: slippery friendly grandma principal's office

his song and that other guys song is them singing "your so beautiful" to a fucking model

whoosh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870642)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:38 AM
Author: mewling stag film

What other guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870648)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: slippery friendly grandma principal's office

Bruno Mars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870808)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: mewling stag film

Bruno Mars is a hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870818)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: slippery friendly grandma principal's office

"oh, i love you, your so beautiful JUST the way you are...i wuv you so MUCH!"

(bored, immpossibly beautiful model smiles, looks bored, files her nails, wonders when she gonna get paid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870856)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible resort persian

all pop songs sung by men are some fag crooning about how much he loves a girl. was it always like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870653)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:46 AM
Author: mewling stag film

Of course. Blunt just calls attention to how narcissistic the whole exercise is. Most love songs indulge in lavish idealized portrayals of the beloved, exhaustively describing the imagined relationship ("Save the Best for Last" is a typical example). Blunt's homage to his woman is perfunctory, almost cold. It's all about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870689)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible resort persian

in the 90's you had lots of grunge and rap songs on top 40 radio that weren't about love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870811)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: mewling stag film

There are plenty of songs that aren't about love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870815)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:55 AM
Author: coral twinkling uncleanness

do you enjoy those anniversary cards that focus on the ways your partner makes your life better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870732)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: mewling stag film

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870766)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 12:56 AM
Author: hateful disturbing nursing home pervert

the industrial revolution ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870738)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:02 AM
Author: mewling stag film

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870767)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: Vivacious heaven brethren

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22870794)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: supple mahogany police squad

and its consequences...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871650)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:31 AM
Author: motley karate

scho lar ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871613)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:37 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Really Tough Guy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871615)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 5:44 AM
Author: arousing flushed preventive strike pozpig

The majority of "hit" radio songs have accomplished two things: 1. they make the singer out to be a winner(whether the songwriter is the singer, or whether the song happens to be sung by another artist than the person who wrote the song) i.e., hit songs never share anything that ends unhappily for the singer (narrator) UNLESS the lyrics ultimately draw some positive conclusion from the unhappy circumstance(s); and 2. most "hit" songs are actually scripts intricately designed to make women feel good about themselves; data show that 50% of commercially available music is bought by women, while most of the remaining purchases are made by men trying to influence/better understand women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871624)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: mewling stag film

You're exactly right. James Blunt turns both these tropes on their heads. The singer's a winner because he was fucking high. The woman's beautiful, it's true, but the song stretches that out to the point of mockery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882179)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:13 AM
Author: Dead Excitant Pistol

wow, what an original, deep, controversial and noteworthy point about music!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871644)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:18 AM
Author: mewling stag film

I didn't pay him, guys, I promise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882176)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 6:31 AM
Author: Charcoal university community account

(Patrick Bateman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871653)



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Date: March 24th, 2013 7:35 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22871689)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 5:54 AM
Author: insanely creepy bateful abode french chef

What do you think of the Weird Al parody, 'Your Pitiful'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882192)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 6:08 AM
Author: mewling stag film

That parody always reminds me of this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882198)



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Date: March 26th, 2013 6:12 AM
Author: insanely creepy bateful abode french chef

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#22882200)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 5:23 AM
Author: Out-of-control azure mexican cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2212665&forum_id=2#23228098)