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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Coiffed Black Trump Supporter A man walks up to a Marine guarding the front gate of the White House in 2017. "I'd like to go in and speak with President Obama please". The Marine responds, "Sir, Mr Obama does not reside here anymore as he is no longer President". The man walks away. The next day, the man approaches the Marine "I'd like to go in and speak with President Obama please". The Marine addresses the man, "sir, I told you yesterday that Mr Obama does not reside here anymore as he is no longer President". The man walks away. For a third day in a row the man approaches the Marine, "I'd like to go in and speak with President Obama please". The Marine gets agitated and addresses the man "sir, for the third time Mr Obama does not reside here anymore as he is no longer President. Am I clear? Do you not understand what I'm saying?" Gleefully the man smiles at the Marine, "oh I understand perfectly clear, it just makes me so happy to hear it said out loud". The Marine steps back and salutes the man, "I'll see you tomorrow sir." |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:45 PM Author: Anal Pit LOL. Did my dad email you this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156767) |
Date: March 8th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: clear rehab 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156769) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Very tactful floppy sneaky criminal plaza "Hillary Clinton resides here now, sir." The man recoils and vomits in horror. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156770) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Coiffed Black Trump Supporter Simmer down shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156772) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Anal Pit And the Marine goes drinking with Bill and they fuck some broads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156781) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:48 PM Author: Carmine bateful center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156788) |
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Date: March 9th, 2014 8:07 PM Author: Contagious lemon private investor abode lol 180 visual |
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Date: March 30th, 2014 7:29 PM Author: out-of-control deranged roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25292218) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Medicated french chef background story 180 thread for angry reptile bros with nowhere to go on sat nite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156771) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Coiffed Black Trump Supporter U seem slightly mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156775) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Brindle main people Fwd: Fwd: FWD: Fwd: FWD: FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Funny story about "President" Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156779) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:48 PM Author: Anal Pit Nice use of quotes bro. Goes from a 172 to a solid 178. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156785) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: Brindle main people ty friend. How's gambling been for you lately? I had a dime on Duke tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156789) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: Anal Pit I don't bet basketball until the tourney bro. Did Duke beat NC? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156792) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:50 PM Author: Brindle main people won and covered. -9.5 spread too. Moved from -7 to -9.5 despite 70% of the public on UNC, so I knew it was good and went big. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156798) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:52 PM Author: Anal Pit Nice. Saw Arizona lost too. Guess Florida will get the one seed. Tourney seems really open. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156806) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:54 PM Author: Brindle main people Florida has been legit impressive. Pissed about Arizona, they are my team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156814) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:56 PM Author: Anal Pit I liked them a lot more before that dude got hurt and went out for the season. This is really going to be a matchup tourney. I think we could see and low seed get hot and run it to the championship. Like a 5-8 seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156829) |
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Date: March 9th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Brindle main people fuck I love this time of year. A couple years back we managed to do a bachelor party weekend in Vegas during March Madness. The amount of gambling and debauchery was insane. Fond memories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156847) |
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Date: March 9th, 2014 12:01 AM Author: Anal Pit I was in Vegas the year George Mason made that spectacular run. Was heavenly bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156852) |
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Date: March 9th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: Brindle main people good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156868) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: exciting cheese-eating trailer park pozpig And that Marine was Albert Einstein. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156780) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 11:50 PM Author: Coiffed Black Trump Supporter After the marines salute a bald eagle flew through the sky and perched atop a flagpole with old glory waving stiffly in the breeze. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25156794) |
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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:52 PM Author: Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25173907) |
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Date: March 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Coiffed Black Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25160171) |
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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Coiffed Black Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25173867) |
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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: flickering round eye potus heh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25173872) |
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Date: March 11th, 2014 11:48 PM Author: Stimulating National Goyim lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2513458&forum_id=2#25173881) |