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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
Judgmental prole
  07/13/18
they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him
cowardly pea-brained dingle berry
  07/14/18
Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”...
Judgmental prole
  07/13/18
i'm crying here.
Green principal's office
  07/13/18
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Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse
  07/13/18
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fragrant indirect expression ladyboy
  07/13/18
just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.
hairraiser mental disorder heaven
  07/15/18
god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in...
turquoise step-uncle's house
  07/15/18
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turquoise step-uncle's house
  07/15/18
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Peach double fault new version
  07/13/18
JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.
Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse
  07/13/18
i need the joel osteen take on this
Judgmental prole
  07/13/18
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Judgmental prole
  07/13/18
Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big gri...
Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk
  07/13/18
kid's family didn't pray hard enough
frum menage
  07/13/18
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Judgmental prole
  07/14/18
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Judgmental prole
  07/13/18
perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.
Green principal's office
  07/13/18
True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a M...
Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse
  07/13/18
brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all th...
Green principal's office
  07/13/18
Good idea
Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse
  07/13/18
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violent stead striped hyena
  07/13/18
dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to ...
Green principal's office
  07/13/18
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Cobalt tantric house patrolman
  07/13/18
"Stinky Uncle Andy" Sounds Trumpian
contagious abode
  07/13/18
Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.
spectacular olive church building persian
  07/13/18
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Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse
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Soggy giraffe elastic band
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Tripping School Cafeteria Cuck
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fragrant indirect expression ladyboy
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Judgmental prole
  07/14/18
180 kid
comical orchestra pit
  07/13/18
a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid
massive address selfie
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Internet-worthy chad native
  07/13/18
Hard to argue with this
appetizing sienna background story
  07/13/18
hasn't more than one poaster died
frum menage
  07/13/18
only the good die young
hairraiser mental disorder heaven
  07/15/18
Me, please.
Swashbuckling piazza
  07/15/18
The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue ...
Cobalt tantric house patrolman
  07/13/18
implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his ches...
Judgmental prole
  07/13/18
Chemo med implant.
spectacular olive church building persian
  07/13/18
Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cance...
comical orchestra pit
  07/13/18
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mind-boggling stage partner
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drunken cracking kitchen
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www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo
Diverse brindle lay haunted graveyard
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Transparent Erotic Stage Azn
  07/13/18
the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of th...
frum menage
  07/13/18
scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before break...
Cerebral Flesh School Travel Guidebook
  07/14/18
just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking...
Peach double fault new version
  07/13/18
ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or somethin...
Cobalt tantric house patrolman
  07/13/18
I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would hav...
Peach double fault new version
  07/13/18
Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit a...
Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk
  07/13/18
they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every tim...
hairraiser mental disorder heaven
  07/15/18
https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-imp...
violent stead striped hyena
  07/13/18
Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can ...
180 abusive turdskin
  07/13/18
If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in...
Violent misunderstood spot scourge upon the earth
  07/13/18
Sure. Why not?
180 abusive turdskin
  07/13/18
Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?
Sexy site internal respiration
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Godawful Pearly Box Office
  07/13/18
man this is sad
Soggy giraffe elastic band
  07/13/18
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titillating university
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fiercely-loyal histrionic water buffalo queen of the night
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Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse
  07/13/18
he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names
adventurous light goal in life stag film
  07/13/18
"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo a...
Well-lubricated dopamine main people
  07/13/18
this reeks of parental attention-whoring
Ruby trump supporter business firm
  07/13/18
you reek of ducksauce and virginity
mind-boggling stage partner
  07/13/18
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Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse
  07/13/18
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exciting naked base gunner
  07/13/18
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turquoise step-uncle's house
  07/15/18
Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a...
supple gay wizard
  07/13/18
Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsvil...
disturbing charcoal range
  07/13/18
xo's emo naivete is endearing
Ruby trump supporter business firm
  07/13/18
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Rough-skinned lascivious casino
  07/14/18
"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a ...
stimulating field quadroon
  07/13/18
the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me
frum menage
  07/13/18
JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year ...
supple gay wizard
  07/13/18
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Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse
  07/13/18
Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tea...
emerald feces hall
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hairraiser mental disorder heaven
  07/15/18
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disturbing charcoal range
  07/13/18
:(
Canary submissive death wish
  07/13/18
Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....
orange trust fund lettuce
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adventurous light goal in life stag film
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Motley elite forum mother
  07/13/18
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Rough-skinned lascivious casino
  07/14/18
God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our ex...
coiffed plaza
  07/13/18
How the fuck would you know?
glittery theater stage rigpig
  07/13/18
http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
drunken cracking kitchen
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coiffed plaza
  07/13/18
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Passionate gaming laptop
  07/14/18
I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not f...
onyx flirting chapel
  07/13/18
Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”
glittery theater stage rigpig
  07/13/18
My reaction as well
Vibrant crotch
  07/13/18
*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*
disturbing charcoal range
  07/13/18
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Shaky messiness
  07/13/18
AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!
Ruby trump supporter business firm
  07/13/18
I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't han...
Underhanded set sneaky criminal
  07/13/18
You just have no concept of what the parents go through befo...
Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk
  07/13/18
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Motley elite forum mother
  07/13/18
for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoi...
frum menage
  07/13/18
Absurd screed
lake thriller library legal warrant
  07/13/18
happy friday! https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ
Judgmental prole
  07/13/18
The fuck man?
Underhanded set sneaky criminal
  07/13/18
jfc that macabre
adventurous light goal in life stag film
  07/13/18
...
Beady-eyed dun mediation
  07/13/18
Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio license...
scarlet becky
  07/14/18
jfc
Beady-eyed dun mediation
  07/15/18
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cocky coldplay fan garrison
  07/13/18
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Godawful Pearly Box Office
  07/13/18
RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it wit...
purple trailer park
  07/13/18
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Judgmental prole
  07/13/18
Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just ...
180 abusive turdskin
  07/13/18
whoa. describe
adventurous light goal in life stag film
  07/13/18
I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone canc...
180 abusive turdskin
  07/13/18
the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.
jet haunting faggot firefighter
  07/13/18
Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)
180 abusive turdskin
  07/13/18
soul cancer.
jet haunting faggot firefighter
  07/13/18
that's the worst kind
racy clown point
  07/13/18
that's amazing. life is a gift.
Shaky messiness
  07/13/18
is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade
frum menage
  07/13/18
very strong post / moniker synergy here
Tripping School Cafeteria Cuck
  07/13/18
Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone ca...
Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk
  07/13/18
Ewing's
180 abusive turdskin
  07/13/18
how old were most of them when they died
adventurous light goal in life stag film
  07/13/18
10-16 The girl I had my first sexual experience with (han...
180 abusive turdskin
  07/13/18
"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastati...
Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/18
Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid ...
arousing magenta hairy legs friendly grandma
  07/13/18
mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of str...
Soggy giraffe elastic band
  07/13/18
I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths,...
Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/18
TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.
scarlet becky
  07/14/18
Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow mat...
Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/18
i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom w...
onyx flirting chapel
  07/13/18
they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had ...
Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/18
how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blo...
jet haunting faggot firefighter
  07/13/18
lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don...
Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/18
oh i see. you're a hero.
jet haunting faggot firefighter
  07/13/18
Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in t...
Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/18
what kind of pain is involved
Cobalt tantric house patrolman
  07/13/18
they drill deep into your pelvic bone obviously you go unde...
Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/18
lol don't make him change his mind
Motley elite forum mother
  07/13/18
"HS...2009" what the FUCK
frum menage
  07/13/18
Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.
disturbing charcoal range
  07/14/18
"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer&q...
Beady-eyed dun mediation
  07/13/18
He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a c...
Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.
Beady-eyed dun mediation
  07/13/18
cockroach? don't you need positive karma to be reincarnat...
frum menage
  07/13/18
I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not o...
Soggy giraffe elastic band
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill ...
Beady-eyed dun mediation
  07/13/18
Tough but fair
Silver State Police Squad
  07/13/18
You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was ...
arousing magenta hairy legs friendly grandma
  07/13/18
that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR. ...
Ruby trump supporter business firm
  07/13/18
What an absurd statement I would feel the same if he was th...
Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness
  07/13/18
he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.
Green principal's office
  07/13/18
Wtf, that would be sad too.
Beady-eyed dun mediation
  07/13/18
Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowh...
Laughsome saffron bawdyhouse filthpig
  07/14/18
wtf dude
Opaque vivacious parlour french chef
  07/13/18
i thought he was black you disgusting racist.
jet haunting faggot firefighter
  07/13/18
i couldn't tell since i don't see race
frum menage
  07/13/18
Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny littl...
Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk
  07/13/18
true
Transparent Erotic Stage Azn
  07/13/18
I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a So...
scarlet becky
  07/14/18
stfu
hairraiser mental disorder heaven
  07/15/18
wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for p...
geriatric incel
  07/13/18
...
Judgmental prole
  07/13/18
hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her ti...
adventurous light goal in life stag film
  07/13/18
a peek experience
frum menage
  07/13/18
Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.
Beady-eyed dun mediation
  07/13/18
Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have i...
appetizing sienna background story
  07/13/18
harsh but completely true
hairraiser mental disorder heaven
  07/15/18
He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190
frum menage
  07/13/18
TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the ...
scarlet becky
  07/14/18
Embarrassing thread for xo
Rough-skinned lascivious casino
  07/14/18
Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancer...
scarlet becky
  07/14/18
Where did you get that from?
Dull Narrow-minded Useless Brakes
  07/14/18
90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come ba...
scarlet becky
  07/14/18
He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.
exciting naked base gunner
  07/15/18
poor little man. god bless him, and i hoap we see him again...
hairraiser mental disorder heaven
  07/15/18
...
turquoise step-uncle's house
  07/15/18
Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle
Talking Razzle-dazzle Philosopher-king Jewess
  07/15/18


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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Judgmental prole

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418311)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: cowardly pea-brained dingle berry

they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Judgmental prole

Garrett Michael Matthias

AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”

3/26/13 – 7/6/18

My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias

My birthday is: I am 5 years old

My address is: I am a Bulldog!

My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green

My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg

When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer

My favorite people are:

• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),

• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),

• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),

• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,

• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),

• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)

• Batman!!

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)

When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!

Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla

Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones

Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa

Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset

A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418340)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Green principal's office

i'm crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418351)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418364)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: fragrant indirect expression ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422911)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: hairraiser mental disorder heaven

just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428924)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: turquoise step-uncle's house

god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429451)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: turquoise step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429450)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Peach double fault new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418356)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse

JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Judgmental prole

i need the joel osteen take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Judgmental prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418557)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk

Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419762)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: frum menage

kid's family didn't pray hard enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Judgmental prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423833)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Judgmental prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418372)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Green principal's office

perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse

True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Green principal's office

brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse

Good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418559)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: violent stead striped hyena



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Green principal's office

dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421231)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Cobalt tantric house patrolman



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: contagious abode

"Stinky Uncle Andy"

Sounds Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418376)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: spectacular olive church building persian

Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418437)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418572)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Soggy giraffe elastic band



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Tripping School Cafeteria Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419400)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: costumed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420738)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: fragrant indirect expression ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422918)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: Judgmental prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: comical orchestra pit

180 kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: massive address selfie

a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Internet-worthy chad native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421283)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: appetizing sienna background story

Hard to argue with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: frum menage

hasn't more than one poaster died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: hairraiser mental disorder heaven

only the good die young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: Swashbuckling piazza

Me, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Cobalt tantric house patrolman

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,

what is his port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Judgmental prole

implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: spectacular olive church building persian

Chemo med implant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: comical orchestra pit

Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419515)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: drunken cracking kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419729)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Diverse brindle lay haunted graveyard

www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Transparent Erotic Stage Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: frum menage

the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members

you can't keep something like that a secret

like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422948)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Flesh School Travel Guidebook

scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Peach double fault new version

just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Cobalt tantric house patrolman

ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Peach double fault new version

I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk

Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: hairraiser mental disorder heaven

they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: violent stead striped hyena

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: 180 abusive turdskin

Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419826)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Violent misunderstood spot scourge upon the earth

If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: 180 abusive turdskin

Sure. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Sexy site internal respiration

Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Godawful Pearly Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418506)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Soggy giraffe elastic band

man this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: titillating university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal histrionic water buffalo queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419451)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: adventurous light goal in life stag film

he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dopamine main people

"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Ruby trump supporter business firm

this reeks of parental attention-whoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage partner

you reek of ducksauce and virginity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: exciting naked base gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422929)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: turquoise step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429455)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: supple gay wizard

Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: disturbing charcoal range

Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Ruby trump supporter business firm

xo's emo naivete is endearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: Rough-skinned lascivious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423934)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: stimulating field quadroon

"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: frum menage

the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: supple gay wizard

JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Mad Cow Disease Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: emerald feces hall

Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: hairraiser mental disorder heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: disturbing charcoal range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Canary submissive death wish

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: orange trust fund lettuce

Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: adventurous light goal in life stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419659)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Motley elite forum mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420873)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: Rough-skinned lascivious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423935)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: coiffed plaza

God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: glittery theater stage rigpig

How the fuck would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: drunken cracking kitchen

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419731)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: coiffed plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419760)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Passionate gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423830)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: onyx flirting chapel

I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: glittery theater stage rigpig

Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Vibrant crotch

My reaction as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: disturbing charcoal range

*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Shaky messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422839)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Ruby trump supporter business firm

AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Underhanded set sneaky criminal

I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk

You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Motley elite forum mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420876)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: frum menage

for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: lake thriller library legal warrant

Absurd screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Judgmental prole

happy friday!

https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419783)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Underhanded set sneaky criminal

The fuck man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: adventurous light goal in life stag film

jfc that macabre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420717)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: scarlet becky

Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun mediation

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: cocky coldplay fan garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419838)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Godawful Pearly Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420419)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: purple trailer park

RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Judgmental prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419856)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: 180 abusive turdskin

Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.

I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419908)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: adventurous light goal in life stag film

whoa. describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: 180 abusive turdskin

I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: jet haunting faggot firefighter

the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: 180 abusive turdskin

Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: jet haunting faggot firefighter

soul cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: racy clown point

that's the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Shaky messiness

that's amazing. life is a gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: frum menage

is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Tripping School Cafeteria Cuck

very strong post / moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk

Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: 180 abusive turdskin

Ewing's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420319)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: adventurous light goal in life stag film

how old were most of them when they died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: 180 abusive turdskin

10-16

The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness

"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part

unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420487)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: arousing magenta hairy legs friendly grandma

Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Soggy giraffe elastic band

mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness

I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict.

If you get yourself killed, you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420783)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM
Author: scarlet becky

TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness

Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab.

Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420614)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: onyx flirting chapel

i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.

can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420651)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness

they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: jet haunting faggot firefighter

how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness

lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up.

I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420712)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: jet haunting faggot firefighter

oh i see. you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness

Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Cobalt tantric house patrolman

what kind of pain is involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness

they drill deep into your pelvic bone

obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420890)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Motley elite forum mother

lol don't make him change his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: frum menage

"HS...2009"

what the FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422975)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: disturbing charcoal range

Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun mediation

"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"

Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness

He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun mediation

Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: frum menage

cockroach?

don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422980)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Soggy giraffe elastic band

I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun mediation

Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Silver State Police Squad

Tough but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: arousing magenta hairy legs friendly grandma

You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Ruby trump supporter business firm

that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.

it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420828)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous home twinkling uncleanness

What an absurd statement

I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420851)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Green principal's office

he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun mediation

Wtf, that would be sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: Laughsome saffron bawdyhouse filthpig

Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Opaque vivacious parlour french chef

wtf dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: jet haunting faggot firefighter

i thought he was black you disgusting racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: frum menage

i couldn't tell since i don't see race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Jade Soul-stirring Tanning Salon Milk

Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Transparent Erotic Stage Azn

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: scarlet becky

I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: hairraiser mental disorder heaven

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: geriatric incel

wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Judgmental prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: adventurous light goal in life stag film

hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: frum menage

a peek experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dun mediation

Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: appetizing sienna background story

Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: hairraiser mental disorder heaven

harsh but completely true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: frum menage

He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: scarlet becky

TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned lascivious casino

Embarrassing thread for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM
Author: scarlet becky

Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.

Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424131)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: Dull Narrow-minded Useless Brakes

Where did you get that from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: scarlet becky

90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: exciting naked base gunner

He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: hairraiser mental disorder heaven

poor little man.

god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429039)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: turquoise step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Talking Razzle-dazzle Philosopher-king Jewess

Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188)