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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
  07/13/18
they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him
Bat-shit-crazy supple ticket booth love of her life
  07/14/18
Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”...
fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
  07/13/18
i'm crying here.
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Electric feces
  07/13/18
just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.
painfully honest blathering spot
  07/15/18
god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in...
Chocolate Trip Step-uncle's House
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  07/13/18
JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.
rebellious flatulent heaven
  07/13/18
i need the joel osteen take on this
fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
  07/13/18
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fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
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Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big gri...
Vibrant At-the-ready Newt Therapy
  07/13/18
kid's family didn't pray hard enough
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  07/13/18
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fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
  07/14/18
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fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
  07/13/18
perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.
Demanding Adventurous Death Wish Nursing Home
  07/13/18
True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a M...
rebellious flatulent heaven
  07/13/18
brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all th...
Demanding Adventurous Death Wish Nursing Home
  07/13/18
Good idea
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talented dull sanctuary
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dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to ...
Demanding Adventurous Death Wish Nursing Home
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  07/13/18
"Stinky Uncle Andy" Sounds Trumpian
Self-absorbed Low-t Crackhouse Hairy Legs
  07/13/18
Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.
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fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
  07/14/18
180 kid
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  07/13/18
a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid
Lemon puppy
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  07/13/18
Hard to argue with this
azure vigorous whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  07/13/18
hasn't more than one poaster died
Swashbuckling indian lodge becky
  07/13/18
only the good die young
painfully honest blathering spot
  07/15/18
Me, please.
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  07/15/18
The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue ...
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implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his ches...
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Chemo med implant.
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  07/13/18
Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cance...
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www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo
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the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of th...
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  07/13/18
scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before break...
henna patrolman
  07/14/18
just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking...
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ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or somethin...
Yellow hot bawdyhouse community account
  07/13/18
I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would hav...
Bisexual rehab hunting ground
  07/13/18
Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit a...
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  07/13/18
they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every tim...
painfully honest blathering spot
  07/15/18
https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-imp...
talented dull sanctuary
  07/13/18
Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can ...
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If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in...
cerebral laser beams selfie
  07/13/18
Sure. Why not?
vivacious mustard dilemma
  07/13/18
Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?
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man this is sad
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rebellious flatulent heaven
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he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names
Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy
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"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo a...
180 maniacal property
  07/13/18
this reeks of parental attention-whoring
Crusty Orchestra Pit
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you reek of ducksauce and virginity
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Chocolate Trip Step-uncle's House
  07/15/18
Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a...
Big Theatre Brethren
  07/13/18
Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsvil...
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  07/13/18
xo's emo naivete is endearing
Crusty Orchestra Pit
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  07/14/18
"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a ...
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the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me
Swashbuckling indian lodge becky
  07/13/18
JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year ...
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Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tea...
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:(
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Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....
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Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy
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Transparent galvanic trailer park
  07/14/18
God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our ex...
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  07/13/18
How the fuck would you know?
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I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not f...
Boyish principal's office
  07/13/18
Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”
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  07/13/18
My reaction as well
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*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*
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  07/13/18
AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!
Crusty Orchestra Pit
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I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't han...
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  07/13/18
You just have no concept of what the parents go through befo...
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coral shrine turdskin
  07/13/18
for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoi...
Swashbuckling indian lodge becky
  07/13/18
Absurd screed
Heady hominid
  07/13/18
happy friday! https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ
fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
  07/13/18
The fuck man?
crawly slimy blood rage
  07/13/18
jfc that macabre
Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy
  07/13/18
...
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Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio license...
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  07/14/18
jfc
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RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it wit...
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fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
  07/13/18
Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just ...
vivacious mustard dilemma
  07/13/18
whoa. describe
Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy
  07/13/18
I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone canc...
vivacious mustard dilemma
  07/13/18
the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.
Arousing sneaky criminal
  07/13/18
Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)
vivacious mustard dilemma
  07/13/18
soul cancer.
Arousing sneaky criminal
  07/13/18
that's the worst kind
Passionate dysfunction jew
  07/13/18
that's amazing. life is a gift.
Multi-colored giraffe stage
  07/13/18
is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade
Swashbuckling indian lodge becky
  07/13/18
very strong post / moniker synergy here
Titillating School
  07/13/18
Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone ca...
Vibrant At-the-ready Newt Therapy
  07/13/18
Ewing's
vivacious mustard dilemma
  07/13/18
how old were most of them when they died
Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy
  07/13/18
10-16 The girl I had my first sexual experience with (han...
vivacious mustard dilemma
  07/13/18
"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastati...
Exhilarant parlour
  07/13/18
Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid ...
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  07/13/18
mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of str...
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  07/13/18
I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths,...
Exhilarant parlour
  07/13/18
TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.
Mahogany hairraiser goyim
  07/14/18
Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow mat...
Exhilarant parlour
  07/13/18
i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom w...
Boyish principal's office
  07/13/18
they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had ...
Exhilarant parlour
  07/13/18
how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blo...
Arousing sneaky criminal
  07/13/18
lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don...
Exhilarant parlour
  07/13/18
oh i see. you're a hero.
Arousing sneaky criminal
  07/13/18
Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in t...
Exhilarant parlour
  07/13/18
what kind of pain is involved
Yellow hot bawdyhouse community account
  07/13/18
they drill deep into your pelvic bone obviously you go unde...
Exhilarant parlour
  07/13/18
lol don't make him change his mind
coral shrine turdskin
  07/13/18
"HS...2009" what the FUCK
Swashbuckling indian lodge becky
  07/13/18
Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.
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  07/14/18
"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer&q...
Know-it-all razzmatazz abode
  07/13/18
He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a c...
Exhilarant parlour
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.
Know-it-all razzmatazz abode
  07/13/18
cockroach? don't you need positive karma to be reincarnat...
Swashbuckling indian lodge becky
  07/13/18
I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not o...
dashing masturbator public bath
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill ...
Know-it-all razzmatazz abode
  07/13/18
Tough but fair
ungodly center
  07/13/18
You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was ...
razzle-dazzle gay locus
  07/13/18
that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR. ...
Crusty Orchestra Pit
  07/13/18
What an absurd statement I would feel the same if he was th...
Exhilarant parlour
  07/13/18
he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.
Demanding Adventurous Death Wish Nursing Home
  07/13/18
Wtf, that would be sad too.
Know-it-all razzmatazz abode
  07/13/18
Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowh...
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  07/14/18
wtf dude
racy slate hall fat ankles
  07/13/18
i thought he was black you disgusting racist.
Arousing sneaky criminal
  07/13/18
i couldn't tell since i don't see race
Swashbuckling indian lodge becky
  07/13/18
Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny littl...
Vibrant At-the-ready Newt Therapy
  07/13/18
true
Jade very tactful piazza
  07/13/18
I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a So...
Mahogany hairraiser goyim
  07/14/18
stfu
painfully honest blathering spot
  07/15/18
wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for p...
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fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin
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hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her ti...
Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy
  07/13/18
a peek experience
Swashbuckling indian lodge becky
  07/13/18
Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.
Know-it-all razzmatazz abode
  07/13/18
Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have i...
azure vigorous whorehouse fortuitous meteor
  07/13/18
harsh but completely true
painfully honest blathering spot
  07/15/18
He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190
Swashbuckling indian lodge becky
  07/13/18
TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the ...
Mahogany hairraiser goyim
  07/14/18
Embarrassing thread for xo
Transparent galvanic trailer park
  07/14/18
Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancer...
Mahogany hairraiser goyim
  07/14/18
Where did you get that from?
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  07/14/18
90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come ba...
Mahogany hairraiser goyim
  07/14/18
He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.
amber parlor mediation
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poor little man. god bless him, and i hoap we see him again...
painfully honest blathering spot
  07/15/18
...
Chocolate Trip Step-uncle's House
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Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418311)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy supple ticket booth love of her life

they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin

Garrett Michael Matthias

AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”

3/26/13 – 7/6/18

My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias

My birthday is: I am 5 years old

My address is: I am a Bulldog!

My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green

My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg

When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer

My favorite people are:

• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),

• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),

• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),

• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,

• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),

• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)

• Batman!!

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)

When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!

Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla

Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones

Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa

Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset

A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418340)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Demanding Adventurous Death Wish Nursing Home

i'm crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418351)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: rebellious flatulent heaven



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Electric feces



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: painfully honest blathering spot

just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428924)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Chocolate Trip Step-uncle's House

god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429451)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Chocolate Trip Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Bisexual rehab hunting ground



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: rebellious flatulent heaven

JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin

i need the joel osteen take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Vibrant At-the-ready Newt Therapy

Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift

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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

kid's family didn't pray hard enough

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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Demanding Adventurous Death Wish Nursing Home

perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: rebellious flatulent heaven

True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Demanding Adventurous Death Wish Nursing Home

brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: rebellious flatulent heaven

Good idea

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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: talented dull sanctuary



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Demanding Adventurous Death Wish Nursing Home

dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421231)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Yellow hot bawdyhouse community account



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Low-t Crackhouse Hairy Legs

"Stinky Uncle Andy"

Sounds Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418376)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: nighttime contagious background story

Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418437)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: rebellious flatulent heaven



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: dashing masturbator public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Titillating School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419400)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: Wild beady-eyed market codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420738)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: Electric feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422918)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: motley crimson base candlestick maker

180 kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Lemon puppy

a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Glassy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421283)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: azure vigorous whorehouse fortuitous meteor

Hard to argue with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

hasn't more than one poaster died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: painfully honest blathering spot

only the good die young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: ebony half-breed halford

Me, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Yellow hot bawdyhouse community account

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,

what is his port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin

implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: nighttime contagious background story

Chemo med implant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: motley crimson base candlestick maker

Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Odious Hell Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419515)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: bonkers violet university prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419729)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: garnet thriller office

www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Jade very tactful piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members

you can't keep something like that a secret

like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422948)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: henna patrolman

scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Bisexual rehab hunting ground

just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Yellow hot bawdyhouse community account

ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Bisexual rehab hunting ground

I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Vibrant At-the-ready Newt Therapy

Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: painfully honest blathering spot

they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: talented dull sanctuary

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: vivacious mustard dilemma

Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419826)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: cerebral laser beams selfie

If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: vivacious mustard dilemma

Sure. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Indigo address

Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: avocado comical menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418506)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: dashing masturbator public bath

man this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Curious set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: irradiated jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419451)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: rebellious flatulent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy

he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: 180 maniacal property

"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Crusty Orchestra Pit

this reeks of parental attention-whoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Odious Hell Gay Wizard

you reek of ducksauce and virginity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: rebellious flatulent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: amber parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422929)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: Chocolate Trip Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429455)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Big Theatre Brethren

Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Unhinged indecent library legal warrant

Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Crusty Orchestra Pit

xo's emo naivete is endearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423934)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: umber preventive strike mad cow disease

"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Big Theatre Brethren

JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: rebellious flatulent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: twinkling mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse

Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: painfully honest blathering spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Unhinged indecent library legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Pink charismatic gas station

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle boistinker

Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419659)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: coral shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420873)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423935)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: out-of-control associate

God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: overrated space

How the fuck would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: bonkers violet university prole

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419731)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: out-of-control associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419760)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Spectacular naked windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423830)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Boyish principal's office

I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: overrated space

Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Twisted Business Firm

My reaction as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Unhinged indecent library legal warrant

*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored giraffe stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422839)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Crusty Orchestra Pit

AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: crawly slimy blood rage

I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Vibrant At-the-ready Newt Therapy

You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: coral shrine turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420876)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Heady hominid

Absurd screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin

happy friday!

https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419783)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: crawly slimy blood rage

The fuck man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy

jfc that macabre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all razzmatazz abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420717)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: Mahogany hairraiser goyim

Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all razzmatazz abode

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Insecure thirsty theater stage pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419838)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: avocado comical menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420419)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: lascivious plaza

RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419856)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: vivacious mustard dilemma

Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.

I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419908)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy

whoa. describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: vivacious mustard dilemma

I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Arousing sneaky criminal

the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: vivacious mustard dilemma

Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Arousing sneaky criminal

soul cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Passionate dysfunction jew

that's the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored giraffe stage

that's amazing. life is a gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Titillating School

very strong post / moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Vibrant At-the-ready Newt Therapy

Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: vivacious mustard dilemma

Ewing's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420319)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy

how old were most of them when they died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: vivacious mustard dilemma

10-16

The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour

"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part

unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420487)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gay locus

Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: dashing masturbator public bath

mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour

I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict.

If you get yourself killed, you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420783)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM
Author: Mahogany hairraiser goyim

TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour

Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab.

Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420614)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Boyish principal's office

i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.

can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420651)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour

they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Arousing sneaky criminal

how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour

lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up.

I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420712)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Arousing sneaky criminal

oh i see. you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour

Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Yellow hot bawdyhouse community account

what kind of pain is involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour

they drill deep into your pelvic bone

obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420890)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: coral shrine turdskin

lol don't make him change his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

"HS...2009"

what the FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422975)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: Unhinged indecent library legal warrant

Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all razzmatazz abode

"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"

Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour

He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Know-it-all razzmatazz abode

Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

cockroach?

don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422980)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: dashing masturbator public bath

I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all razzmatazz abode

Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: ungodly center

Tough but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gay locus

You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Crusty Orchestra Pit

that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.

it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420828)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant parlour

What an absurd statement

I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420851)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Demanding Adventurous Death Wish Nursing Home

he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Know-it-all razzmatazz abode

Wtf, that would be sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: beta walnut internal respiration brunch

Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: racy slate hall fat ankles

wtf dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Arousing sneaky criminal

i thought he was black you disgusting racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

i couldn't tell since i don't see race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Vibrant At-the-ready Newt Therapy

Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: Jade very tactful piazza

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: Mahogany hairraiser goyim

I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: painfully honest blathering spot

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Greedy citrine national security agency

wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: fighting tan faggot firefighter foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Salmon stimulating school cafeteria really tough guy

hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

a peek experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Know-it-all razzmatazz abode

Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: azure vigorous whorehouse fortuitous meteor

Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: painfully honest blathering spot

harsh but completely true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling indian lodge becky

He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: Mahogany hairraiser goyim

TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: Transparent galvanic trailer park

Embarrassing thread for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM
Author: Mahogany hairraiser goyim

Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.

Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424131)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling bistre stage marketing idea

Where did you get that from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Mahogany hairraiser goyim

90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: amber parlor mediation

He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: painfully honest blathering spot

poor little man.

god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429039)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Chocolate Trip Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Razzle Resort Ape

Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188)