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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
galvanic tanning salon
  06/13/25
wow MODS
Crystalline Overrated Idiot Keepsake Machete
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
Embarrassed To The Bone Stubborn Really Tough Guy
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
galvanic tanning salon
  06/13/25
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Filthy lodge
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
Embarrassed To The Bone Stubborn Really Tough Guy
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
galvanic tanning salon
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
Embarrassed To The Bone Stubborn Really Tough Guy
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
galvanic tanning salon
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
Crystalline Overrated Idiot Keepsake Machete
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
galvanic tanning salon
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
light base pisswyrm
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
Cobalt disrespectful bawdyhouse
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
walnut philosopher-king market
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
Cobalt disrespectful bawdyhouse
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
walnut philosopher-king market
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
galvanic tanning salon
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
walnut philosopher-king market
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
scarlet tank plaza
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
galvanic tanning salon
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
walnut philosopher-king market
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
scarlet tank plaza
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
galvanic tanning salon
  06/13/25
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Azure sickened bbw
  06/13/25
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light base pisswyrm
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
galvanic tanning salon
  07/08/25
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Navy feces son of senegal
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
galvanic tanning salon
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Crystalline Overrated Idiot Keepsake Machete

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stubborn Really Tough Guy

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Filthy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stubborn Really Tough Guy

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stubborn Really Tough Guy

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Crystalline Overrated Idiot Keepsake Machete

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: light base pisswyrm

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Cobalt disrespectful bawdyhouse

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: walnut philosopher-king market

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Cobalt disrespectful bawdyhouse

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: walnut philosopher-king market

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: walnut philosopher-king market

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: scarlet tank plaza

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: walnut philosopher-king market

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: scarlet tank plaza

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Azure sickened bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: light base pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Navy feces son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: galvanic tanning salon

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2#49081449)