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Why is ORD so shitty?

Jfc at the delays and sps C Terminal
Vengeful dashing house double fault
  06/17/25
worst dining options by far of any major airport
Territorial Dragon
  06/17/25
They have a novelty carnival nuts stand but no restaurant to...
Vengeful dashing house double fault
  06/17/25
the Macaroni Grille there is always out of fish
Territorial Dragon
  06/17/25
Where would you expect an airport in the midwest to get fres...
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
Isn't there a McDonalds or something. Then go to one of thes...
nighttime maniacal step-uncle's house toaster
  06/17/25
teh Mcdonalds qpdrs there are teh best tbf
Territorial Dragon
  06/17/25
Tortas Frontera is the only option.
Trip affirmative action deer antler
  06/17/25
its $19 for like 2 tiny tacos
Territorial Dragon
  06/17/25
true, but what's the best alternative?
Trip affirmative action deer antler
  06/17/25
WDYM didn't publican tavern win a James Beard award? The ...
bonkers ruddy dog poop
  06/17/25
the beefd hot dog there istn even kosher and its in such a g...
Territorial Dragon
  06/17/25
ord polaris lounge is the tits
bull headed onyx forum community account
  06/17/25
Just do walk 4 miles in 25 minutes to catch a connecting fli...
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
Come on now, that connection will be delayed at least an hou...
Vengeful dashing house double fault
  06/17/25
Twist: so was your arrival
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
Touche
Vengeful dashing house double fault
  06/17/25
was just there, but wasn’t flying TTT AA like you, fat...
cracking heaven
  06/17/25
United reserves the right to use random combinations of term...
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
ghastly airport
vivacious flickering lay yarmulke
  06/17/25
Unfortunately, this is soo cr.
Vengeful dashing house double fault
  06/17/25
If you're flying United you should always look for connectio...
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
I’m coming back from NY. I’m not flying to fucki...
Vengeful dashing house double fault
  06/17/25
I don't know why anyone would be at ORD if they're not flyin...
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
Why the fuck are you flying from NY to NJ in the first place...
Up-to-no-good Locus
  06/18/25
The problem with Detroit is that it’s a delta hub so n...
Brilliant corner
  06/17/25
cr, ship this azn back to Busan
cracking heaven
  06/17/25
My bad I was thinking it was United but ur right. I think fo...
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
maybe i don't fly enough or am not vain enough to care about...
Transparent demanding sneaky criminal becky
  06/17/25
Airports in Europe are ATROCIOUS. Have you ever been to Lond...
Vengeful dashing house double fault
  06/17/25
Europe...London pick one
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
Dublin is ghastly and in Europe. CDG also very prole, no sep...
bonkers ruddy dog poop
  06/17/25
flew through CDG recently and they can't even get people to ...
nighttime maniacal step-uncle's house toaster
  06/17/25
Europe begins in Munich or Frankfurt and extends all the way...
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
Plaza? Nobody stays there
twinkling titillating idea he suggested
  06/17/25
Because it’s run by the city of Chicago I’m ...
irradiated nudist half-breed
  06/17/25
What are you talking about? Chicago doesn't even have tolls ...
curious azure address
  06/17/25
But then I can't fill up cheap in Gary
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
What are you talking about? The moving walkways only run for...
bisexual sick puppy
  06/17/25
ORD is fucking awful and looks exactly the same as it did in...
curious azure address
  06/17/25
O'Hare has been a mess since the first time I used it in 196...
nubile orchid temple
  06/17/25


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Date: June 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Vengeful dashing house double fault

Jfc at the delays and sps C Terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026276)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Territorial Dragon

worst dining options by far of any major airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026293)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Vengeful dashing house double fault

They have a novelty carnival nuts stand but no restaurant to sit down in while you await the cascade of delay and then apology messages from your “legacy” carrier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026299)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Territorial Dragon

the Macaroni Grille there is always out of fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026308)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

Where would you expect an airport in the midwest to get fresh fish? Off the planes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026334)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: nighttime maniacal step-uncle's house toaster

Isn't there a McDonalds or something. Then go to one of these random seats and charge your devices while posting racist shit on XO with your back towards everyone so they can see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026903)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Territorial Dragon

teh Mcdonalds qpdrs there are teh best tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026968)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Trip affirmative action deer antler

Tortas Frontera is the only option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026383)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Territorial Dragon

its $19 for like 2 tiny tacos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026524)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Trip affirmative action deer antler

true, but what's the best alternative?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026552)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: bonkers ruddy dog poop

WDYM didn't publican tavern win a James Beard award?

The cubs themed bar in the FGH connector isn't bad either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026592)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Territorial Dragon

the beefd hot dog there istn even kosher and its in such a gay corner of the terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026971)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: bull headed onyx forum community account

ord polaris lounge is the tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026323)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

Just do walk 4 miles in 25 minutes to catch a connecting flight on the same airline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026326)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Vengeful dashing house double fault

Come on now, that connection will be delayed at least an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026339)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

Twist: so was your arrival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026375)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Vengeful dashing house double fault

Touche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026395)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: cracking heaven

was just there, but wasn’t flying TTT AA like you, fatso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026348)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

United reserves the right to use random combinations of terminals at that airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026386)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: vivacious flickering lay yarmulke

ghastly airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026385)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Vengeful dashing house double fault

Unfortunately, this is soo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026391)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

If you're flying United you should always look for connections in Denver, followed by Detroit. The only problem with Detroit is that if you're stuck overnight, the hotel shuttles take 90 minutes to get to the hotels. It's worse than the drive out to Heathrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026396)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Vengeful dashing house double fault

I’m coming back from NY. I’m not flying to fucking Denver from NY. Honestly I don’t know why I’m now stuck at ORD when I’m just trying to get back to NJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026398)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

I don't know why anyone would be at ORD if they're not flying between the east and west coasts but you do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026400)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Locus

Why the fuck are you flying from NY to NJ in the first place, much less connecting in ORD in the process? Even if you are coming from Buffalo or something, by the time you connect in ORD, wouldn't driving (or even Amtrak) be faster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49027033)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Brilliant corner

The problem with Detroit is that it’s a delta hub so not a good place to connect on United 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026405)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: cracking heaven

cr, ship this azn back to Busan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026459)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

My bad I was thinking it was United but ur right. I think for United I would do Denver or SF/Houston or direct flight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026521)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Transparent demanding sneaky criminal becky

maybe i don't fly enough or am not vain enough to care about lounges etc. but never have i felt compelled to call a major US airport either wonderful or horrendous except during major construction. they are all unremarkable and pretty poor by international standards but generally serviceable. i'm not expecting the plaza hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026409)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Vengeful dashing house double fault

Airports in Europe are ATROCIOUS. Have you ever been to London Stansted? Holy fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026420)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

Europe...London pick one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026526)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: bonkers ruddy dog poop

Dublin is ghastly and in Europe. CDG also very prole, no separation between priority and regular security when I went so I just took the priority line up to the metal detectors then cut in line and pissed off a bunch of butch dykes who complained in broken English

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026597)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: nighttime maniacal step-uncle's house toaster

flew through CDG recently and they can't even get people to form a proper line. Just a bunch of brown third worlders mobbing the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026897)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

Europe begins in Munich or Frankfurt and extends all the way to Budapest, which has some tight security jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026973)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: twinkling titillating idea he suggested

Plaza? Nobody stays there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026958)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: irradiated nudist half-breed

Because it’s run by the city of Chicago

I’m surprised they haven’t put a toll on the moving walkway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026964)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: curious azure address

What are you talking about? Chicago doesn't even have tolls in the city aside from the skyway going to Indiana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026975)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

But then I can't fill up cheap in Gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026985)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: bisexual sick puppy

What are you talking about? The moving walkways only run for 50ft and are under repair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026979)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: curious azure address

ORD is fucking awful and looks exactly the same as it did in the early 90s when Home Alone 2 filmed there. The blue line is pretty great and easy to use to get into the city but that's the only nice thing the airport has going for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026978)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: nubile orchid temple

O'Hare has been a mess since the first time I used it in 1964. In 1967 I got stranded there for 3 days courtesy of the big Chicago blizzard. They ran out of booze and low on food. But I was young and it was all an exciting adventure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49027030)