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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Heady institution place of business
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Heady institution place of business
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
fantasy-prone depressive den
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
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  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Bronze odious indian lodge stock car
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Heady institution place of business
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Bronze odious indian lodge stock car
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Bronze odious indian lodge stock car
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Heady institution place of business
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Bronze odious indian lodge stock car
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
fragrant fighting theatre dog poop
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Bronze odious indian lodge stock car
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
big shrine fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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passionate pontificating school
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Adventurous marketing idea spot
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Motley jewess
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Elite violet legal warrant orchestra pit
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
clear bateful yarmulke whorehouse
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
shaky idiot
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
fragrant fighting theatre dog poop
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
shaky idiot
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
fragrant fighting theatre dog poop
  07/07/25
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glittery sapphire gay wizard
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
shaky idiot
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Elite violet legal warrant orchestra pit
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
fragrant fighting theatre dog poop
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
glittery sapphire gay wizard
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
shaky idiot
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
glittery sapphire gay wizard
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
shaky idiot
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
glittery sapphire gay wizard
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
shaky idiot
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Adventurous marketing idea spot
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
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define 'sticks'
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Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Stimulating karate
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Heady institution place of business

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Heady institution place of business

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone depressive den

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Orchid cracking travel guidebook pervert



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal state

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Bronze odious indian lodge stock car



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: fantasy-prone depressive den



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: greedy laughsome national security agency lay



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Adventurous marketing idea spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Racy underhanded dilemma hairy legs



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: clear bateful yarmulke whorehouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Cerebral mad cow disease



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: glittery sapphire gay wizard



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Canary sanctuary roast beef



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Hilarious soul-stirring love of her life ticket booth



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Mahogany Domesticated Cuckold Stag Film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: appetizing gold native ladyboy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Vermilion vivacious wagecucks home



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: passionate pontificating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Bronze odious indian lodge stock car

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Heady institution place of business

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bronze odious indian lodge stock car

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Bronze odious indian lodge stock car

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Heady institution place of business

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bronze odious indian lodge stock car

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: fragrant fighting theatre dog poop

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Bronze odious indian lodge stock car

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: big shrine fortuitous meteor

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating honey-headed menage partner

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: passionate pontificating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Adventurous marketing idea spot

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Motley jewess

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Elite violet legal warrant orchestra pit

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: clear bateful yarmulke whorehouse

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: shaky idiot

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: fragrant fighting theatre dog poop

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: shaky idiot

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: fragrant fighting theatre dog poop

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: glittery sapphire gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: shaky idiot

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Elite violet legal warrant orchestra pit

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: fragrant fighting theatre dog poop

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: glittery sapphire gay wizard

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: shaky idiot

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: glittery sapphire gay wizard

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: shaky idiot

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: glittery sapphire gay wizard

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: shaky idiot

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: shaky idiot

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Adventurous marketing idea spot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: glittery sapphire gay wizard

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Sooty High-end Trust Fund

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bronze odious indian lodge stock car



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: glittery sapphire gay wizard



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: green dysfunction coldplay fan

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Mahogany Domesticated Cuckold Stag Film

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Aquamarine Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Stimulating karate

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)