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Guys, if you just want to get laid on e-dating sites, just LIE
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:24 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant Say you're a clinical psychologist in your profile. Wait for chicks to reach out to you. (They will.) Meet one for coffee/dinner. She'll want you to listen to her for a couple hours, then fuck her silly. ATD.
This is only a theory, I'd never have the heart to do this, etc. This is also not legal advice. HTH |
Date: April 20th, 2009 10:25 PM Author: Concupiscible Set Feces Yes, but consider this: her feelings. :( :( :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491063) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant I'm sure after you stop answering her calls she'd just chalk it up as a confidence boosting experience. "If only for one night, I slept with a Dr., etc..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491116) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:26 PM Author: unhinged volcanic crater Just say you're 6'3. She'll never know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491070) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant Uh, once she meets you... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491076) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: unhinged volcanic crater dude if it works for girls who are 85 pounds overweight that claim "average" body type (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491083) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant a tall height isn't really going to stand out to a girl online... all guys on those site exaggerate, and they know it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491089) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:29 PM Author: unhinged volcanic crater LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491096) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491120) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:34 PM Author: unhinged volcanic crater in order of importance for girls in online dating: 1. height 2. height 3. height 4. random other stuff, maybe |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:34 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant ok, if you say so shortie... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491151) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:36 PM Author: unhinged volcanic crater i'm 6'3 obv (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491168) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant irrelevant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491180) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 12:13 AM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11492114) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 10:49 PM Author: iridescent flirting hissy fit rigpig http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090420185138AAvdlDe http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TM43PH0GRBFBP19F7 http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=795218&mc=15&forum_id=2 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591603&forum_id=2 http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/IravaniComplaint.pdf http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/02/28/1930215 http://www.docstoc.com/docs/1080628/Iravani-Complaint-Yale-Law-Student-AutoAdmitcom-Lawsuit http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2 http://blog.simplejustice.us/2009/02/17/are-attackers-awesome-to-feminists.aspx http://www.weblo.com/celebrity/Actress/Brittan_Heller/781239 http://www.nowpublic.com/tag/heide+iravani/news http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=622342&mc=75&forum_id=2 http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/yale-law-students-get-sued-libel-slander-frivolous-filings
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Date: April 21st, 2009 12:21 AM Author: sexy coral foreskin i call it the "5 and 5 rule" - women on the net want a guy who is 5 inches taller and 5 years older than them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11492187) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 12:25 AM Author: Flickering Glassy Dopamine Mediation and 5 inch cock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11492228) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 9:28 AM Author: Ebony striped hyena I don't think either of these are necessarily true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11494102) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 9:28 AM Author: bossy gaped ticket booth yeah, that's definitely not true for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11494103) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 9:30 AM Author: Ebony striped hyena I don't need a guy to be that much taller or older. I like a guy to be taller than me, but I don't really need them to be older than me. If they're 2-3 years older to 2-3 years younger, that's really the sweet spot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11494109) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 11:28 PM Author: Startling Library 85 pounds overweight is average for American chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491658) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:29 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon Sad to say I've done this and gotten literally dozens of responses. Fucked three different chicks and never called them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491097) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:30 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant done what? merely lied, or said you were a clinical psychologist?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491106) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon lied about my job and background. I was in grad school at the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491113) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:32 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant so you said you were a lawyer? what did you do when she saw your shitty vehicle/apartment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491132) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon I had a pretty decent car so it wasn't that much of a stretch. I'd pick them up at their places and after dinner and drinks they'd invite me in when I brought them home. They never got to my apartment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491159) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:36 PM Author: sienna soul-stirring immigrant Flame. An internet chick would never let you pick her up at home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491172) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon Not flame at all. I'd talk to them on the phone and they'd tell me where to pick them up. I also met chicks at bars/restaurants/etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491182) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:33 PM Author: Underhanded twisted fat ankles Tell us more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491137) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon he happy to. what do you want to know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491163) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:38 PM Author: Underhanded twisted fat ankles What job did you claim to have? Did you drop a lot of money on dates? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491190) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:40 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon Usually I'd say I was a doctor. I lived in the city so it wasn't like they could easily figure out I was full of crap. As for money, I'd say I dropped a standard amount. Nothing too flashy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491221) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:44 PM Author: Underhanded twisted fat ankles But you treated them? Would you go to pricey places? Dinner and drinks? Or just drinks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491272) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:51 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon it depended. About half the chicks were wary of meeting someone online and would want to meet for drinks or coffee at some random place. These were usually your higher grade of female.
The other half would want to have a regular date and these girls I'd usually pick up at their place. These are the more skanky, insecure chicks. Almost all of the time they would insist on splitting dinner since they contacted me to set up the date. I'd usually say ok, and if I liked the girl I'd take her to a bar close by and spring for some drinks. Usual cost was under $100.
It was actually a lot of fun just making shit up and flying by the seat of my pants since no matter what, there was no hope for a future relationship. Plus I got sex and my fair share of blowjobs out of the deal.
ETA---the absolute key to making this work is you have to write a killer description of yourself. If you nail that, you're halfway home. |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 11:34 PM Author: Bull headed fanboi good shit.
I was in San Francisco and I told these two chicks I was in med school. Turns out, they were both in like public health or something at Berkeley.
I got a dinner date out of it that very moment. I didn't go past that though. I will be sure to do this, but in law school I'm just going to tell them that I'm a lawyer, not that I'm in ls |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 11:43 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon yeah, that's a good idea because you can talk shop and actually kinda know what you're talking about. You should have heard me once I got a few beers in me. I'd be telling stories about the time I saved some guy's life and all the horrible shit I've seen, these drunk chicks would be crying and hugging me and shit. It was totally ridiculous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491764) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 11:46 PM Author: Nubile Messiness Hunting Ground this is fucking awesome. You've inspired me; I'm doing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491802) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 12:52 AM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon be all you can be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11492559) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: Awkward Hilarious Blood Rage I am intrigued by this. I would very much like to use the internet to acquire sex! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491156) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 9:54 AM Author: flesh ratface 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11494165) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 10:58 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon any other questions??? This is seriously one of the easiest way for an AFC to get laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491404) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 11:30 PM Author: Flickering Glassy Dopamine Mediation post your description (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491670) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 11:33 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon it's been years since I did this and don't have it saved. I put more into that description than I did into my grad school essays. I'm serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491692) |
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Date: April 20th, 2009 11:52 PM Author: massive beady-eyed french chef party of the first part EXPLAIN the basic structure of your fake profile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11491874) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 12:02 AM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon Obvious but humble hints at your amazing education, background and job, e.g. "I went to school in Connecticut" should be substituted for Yale. This kind of shit is sure to generate questions and interest. Witty, self-deprecating, approachable, and superbly written is what you should be striving for. Look through the profiles of other doods (and chicks) on the site and see what other people have written. Steal what sounds good, leave what sounds like shit.
I cannot tell you how many girls pm'ed me something to the effect of "yours is the most amazing biography I've ever read and I absolutely have to meet you." If you are at all intelligent and decent-looking and you write a killer description of yourself, regular chicks are going to be in awe of you. |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 12:24 AM Author: canary trailer park I'm in awe just of this post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11492215) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 12:26 AM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon well you're a lawyer who probably has an expensive education. What do you think the cute young chick who works at the GAP or bartends will think of dating a young, rich doctor?
Also, sorry women are so stupid as to fall for shit like this. |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 12:28 AM Author: canary trailer park I think their heads would explode at the prospect.
They want to believe it's true which is 75% of the way towards believing it is true. |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 12:28 AM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon agreed. we have no argument here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11492257) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 8:24 AM Author: Nubile Messiness Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11494039) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 8:24 AM Author: Histrionic claret affirmative action assholes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11494040) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 8:49 AM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11494058) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 10:44 AM Author: snowy comical national sandwich This probably hits to close to home for the XO chicks here. I'd say 90% of them have fallen for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11494435) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 4:53 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon LOL, yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11498231) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 4:54 PM Author: Free-loading house I don't know, I've never written someone first, so that's out. I also wouldn't give a fuck whether the guy was a grad student or a doctor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11498238) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 4:57 PM Author: snowy comical national sandwich you're the exception to the rule (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11498266) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 5:33 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon that's cause you're a lawyer with a Harvard JD. If you worked at Family Video you'd probably see things differently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11498608) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2009 5:34 PM Author: Milky Shrine Preventive Strike to family video girl,
harvard jd = short, tiny-dicked, socially retarded kike
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Date: April 22nd, 2009 7:36 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon maybe, it also= wealth, intelligence, I don't have to work anymore and can shit out babies and watch soap operas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11513160) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2009 5:37 PM Author: Primrose marvelous pit same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11512338) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 11:09 AM Author: Irate hominid nyuug, are you taking notes? I know i am. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11494662) |
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Date: April 21st, 2009 10:32 PM Author: Nubile Messiness Hunting Ground I did this earlier today and have already gotten five responses. Best idea ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11502344) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2009 5:25 PM Author: nighttime cerebral dragon serious??? SWEET. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11512237) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2009 5:29 PM Author: snowy comical national sandwich DESCRIBE your lies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=980672&forum_id=2#11512266) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2009 5:36 PM Author: Milky Shrine Preventive Strike he told a 300lb hizzla that he was a prestigious doctor
she claimed to be a size 2
hilarity shall ensue |
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Date: April 22nd, 2009 5:36 PM Author: Underhanded twisted fat ankles match or okc?
Did you include your real pics? What did you claim to be? Give a specific salary range? |
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Date: April 22nd, 2009 7:48 PM Author: Nubile Messiness Hunting Ground match. of course I included my real pics, the bullshit has to stop somewhere although it would have been pretty fucking hilarious to put Tom Selleck's picture on my profile.
I don't want to out myself, but let's just say I shot for the moon and listed a VERY prestigious profession. |