Date: July 3rd, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: khaki sanctuary partner
--Kids are EVERYTHING to me
--never mentions why dad isn't in the picture
--NOT here for HOOKUPS
--Swipe left if you're under 6'3, make less than 200k, and if you voted for Trump
--Never actually available to hang out because they're at home with 1-3 kids
--Straight up fat or becoming fat
--Terrible tattoos all over the place
--Every picture ran through 12 filters including puppy filter
--somehow, despite all this, expects knight in shining armor to wine and dine them and take care of all their problems
--works as hair dresser / bartender
--has one night every two weeks away from kids
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4575759&forum_id=2#40540584)