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How is this story from 2 Samuel real

14 Wearing a linen ephod, David was dancing before the Lord ...
"'''""""'"'
  01/10/25
And when she saw King David leaping and dancing before the L...
"'''""""'"'
  01/10/25
whats the ark of the Lord?
VoteRepublican
  01/10/25
ive been doing semi-intense torah scholarship lately and kee...
TM
  01/10/25
yeah i've got nothing else going on so i've been reading com...
"'''""""'"'
  01/10/25
the Sforno commentaries are non-pareil imho not sure if h...
TM
  01/10/25
She was pissed because he fucked her every which way, she co...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  01/10/25
Saul was a dickhead but was she a good woman?
"'''""""'"'
  01/10/25
Overall yes. Despising his dancing was a major fuckup for wh...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  01/10/25
what happened to david after he beat goliath? did he become ...
VoteRepublican
  01/10/25
Not immediately but yes
state your IQ before I engage you further
  01/10/25


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Date: January 10th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: "'''""""'"'

14 Wearing a linen ephod, David was dancing before the Lord with all his might, 15 while he and all Israel were bringing up the ark of the Lord with shouts and the sound of trumpets.

16 As the ark of the Lord was entering the City of David, Michal daughter of Saul watched from a window. And when she saw King David leaping and dancing before the Lord, she despised him in her heart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540818)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: "'''""""'"'

And when she saw King David leaping and dancing before the Lord, she despised him in her heart.

Women are awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540819)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

whats the ark of the Lord?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540876)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: TM

ive been doing semi-intense torah scholarship lately and keeping up with the weekly parshas and it is exceedingly based and relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540874)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: "'''""""'"'

yeah i've got nothing else going on so i've been reading commentaries more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540923)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: TM

the Sforno commentaries are non-pareil imho

not sure if he was running with Spinoza at the time but his perspective seem to resonate with natural law and carries into modernity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540944)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

She was pissed because he fucked her every which way, she covered for him w Saul, then when he became famous after killing goliath he wouldn't even return her calls. Then he comes along with the Ark and is hooting and making a scene like Travis Kelce after the Super Bowl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540884)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: "'''""""'"'

Saul was a dickhead but was she a good woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540904)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Overall yes. Despising his dancing was a major fuckup for which she paid a big price, but otherwise she was loyal to and protective of David

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540919)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

what happened to david after he beat goliath? did he become king of jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540922)



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Date: January 10th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Not immediately but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5662174&forum_id=2#48540943)