Date: June 30th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Subject: INTERNAL: Safeway Intelligence Archive
Incident ID: 00892-EV39-NUKE
Flagged Phrase: “My program was obliterated.”
Location: Aisle 4 (Imports / Ethnic)
Surveillance Notes:
Subject appeared unaware of active Club Card mic.
Whispered while holding expired hummus container.
HR notified. Tabitha dispatched.
Violation of Clause 9.2 confirmed.
Action Taken: Program neutralized. Access revoked.
Next Steps:
Weekly audit of deli mutterings
Begin Phase II of “Post-Linguistic Containment”
📎 Logged.
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