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Had a kid with a woman that rode the short bus

Legitimately sl-o-o-o-o-w woman. Counts on fingers, moves sl...
Gay Grandpa
  07/12/26
Is your kid retarded too?
valar vettiri morghulis
  07/12/26
He is not retarded at all, but I can see he has slow reactio...
Gay Grandpa
  07/12/26
How did this happen?
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  07/12/26
Hit on her as she was stocking shelves at a grocery store- a...
Gay Grandpa
  07/12/26
Is she at all attractive?
Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!
  07/12/26
On the bright side — the child will probably be the sm...
Big Bear Energy
  07/12/26


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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Legitimately sl-o-o-o-o-w woman. Counts on fingers, moves slowly, has a small head.

Dont do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2#49994009)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis

Is your kid retarded too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2#49994019)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

He is not retarded at all, but I can see he has slow reaction time. Other than that his math skills are slightly above where they should be (because I work with him every day on that) but his reading is poor (because his mother "works with him" on that, or rather doesn't).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2#49994209)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:54 AM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!

How did this happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2#49994021)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Hit on her as she was stocking shelves at a grocery store- a job she barely could hold, I later found out, because in addition to being slow she is also conflict-loving.

I got her pregnant by accident (she was like 45 years old, I put too much stock in the xoxohth.com trope that older women couldn't get pregnant) and here we are.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2#49994204)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Buy your next house instantly with Zellow!

Is she at all attractive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2#49994234)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Big Bear Energy

On the bright side — the child will probably be the smartest person in your baby mama’s family/community. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881967&forum_id=2#49994226)