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Law clerk did shitty work - let it go or report it up the chain?

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smoky tanning salon pervert
  04/24/13
i'd say chew him out pretty good but don't rat him out unles...
amber cracking corn cake
  04/24/13
Why don't you just bitch him out and make him redo it?
magenta disgusting abode
  04/24/13
just sit down with him and run through all the problems with...
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  04/24/13
Very important. What was the fuck up? If it was something...
honey-headed office dragon
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  04/24/13
lol as if he cares what johnsmeyer thinks
Razzle-dazzle stock car idiot
  04/24/13
180
honey-headed office dragon
  04/24/13
is he coming on after graduation?
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  04/24/13
"....he should be thankful he has this opportunity.&quo...
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Adventurous Den Pozpig
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  04/24/13
How much does he get paid? How large is the firm?
magenta disgusting abode
  04/24/13
only credited question in the entire thread
cerebral blue house
  06/18/13
I'd say chew his ass out, but do what you can to cover for h...
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  04/24/13
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titcr
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180, especially this part: "Make sure he knows that ...
irradiated hilarious gaping sneaky criminal
  04/25/13
i.e., pulling a Pete Campbell?
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  06/18/13
are you female? just deal with this between the two of you. ...
Adventurous Den Pozpig
  04/24/13
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  04/24/13
If he fucks up again though, you know what to do ---> shi...
Crusty high-end sanctuary
  04/24/13
How much does he get paid? Biglaw? Is this one of those ip e...
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  04/24/13
If he gets paid a shit ton then there is no excuse. If it i...
Khaki forum place of business
  04/24/13
protip most people -- especially perfectionist law dorks -- ...
Adventurous Den Pozpig
  04/25/13
I don't believe that you're a professional employment consul...
Massive aqua field knife
  04/25/13
if it's a small office, dont cover for him. you dont want to...
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  04/24/13
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  06/18/13
Did he have a good reputation before this? It's hard to ...
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  06/18/13
what type of firm are you at? no doobs but it's kind of ...
cerebral blue house
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  06/18/13
gotcha. so this is like non-shitlaw type stuff?
cerebral blue house
  06/18/13
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  06/18/13
so this bro just cost himself huge since he went from potent...
cerebral blue house
  06/18/13
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  06/18/13
How times have changed. Back in the old days even Cravath wo...
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smoky tanning salon pervert
  06/18/13
the way you described it made it seem like you told him exac...
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How did he get hired if he is seemingly too dumb to finish p...
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  06/18/13
Do you feel any guilt you ruined this bros life?
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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:09 PM
Author: amber cracking corn cake

i'd say chew him out pretty good but don't rat him out unless he fucks up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068377)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:09 PM
Author: magenta disgusting abode

Why don't you just bitch him out and make him redo it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068379)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:10 PM
Author: Olive soul-stirring orchestra pit stain

just sit down with him and run through all the problems with it. you probably should have checked in with him sooner to see how he was progressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068387)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068400)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:14 PM
Author: honey-headed office dragon

Very important. What was the fuck up?

If it was something like a SJ motion, he has no excuses. Even if the arguments are off, it should be relatively straightforward.

But if it's something obscure where 5 people in the history of the earth ever did, and he messed up, cut him some slack.

Example, once a dude asked me to draft some NY REAL PROPERTY MOTION Discharging a mortgage. There were no samples, he had no idea how to do it, and the clerk of the court was like "LOL". I had no idea what law it was based on.

I ended up doing it based on reading the CPLR and the NY Real Property Law and it took THREE filings for the judge to actually accept it.

Client was pissed it took so long but MY BAD BRO I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO DO IT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068412)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle stock car idiot

lol as if he cares what johnsmeyer thinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068432)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: honey-headed office dragon

180

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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:09 PM
Author: charismatic snowy patrolman

is he coming on after graduation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068378)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:10 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: galvanic station

"....he should be thankful he has this opportunity."

You sound like a fucking boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068395)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Adventurous Den Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068407)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068408)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: magenta disgusting abode

How much does he get paid? How large is the firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068467)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: cerebral blue house

only credited question in the entire thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424545)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz church building kitty

I'd say chew his ass out, but do what you can to cover for him. Make sure he knows that he is your bitch now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068414)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:19 PM
Author: Gay resort becky

this

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Date: April 24th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: brindle partner casino

titcr

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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:53 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious gaping sneaky criminal

180, especially this part:

"Make sure he knows that he is your bitch now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23074226)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: sienna spectacular azn headpube

i.e., pulling a Pete Campbell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424678)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: Adventurous Den Pozpig

are you female? just deal with this between the two of you. i would say patiently go through it with him and make it obvious how much it sucks but without directly saying it sucks.

the best policy is to shame him in a way that makes him feel he let you down but without him feeling resentment toward you. so don't be a dick to him about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068419)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:18 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068437)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: Crusty high-end sanctuary

If he fucks up again though, you know what to do ---> shitcan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068455)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: Massive aqua field knife

How much does he get paid? Biglaw? Is this one of those ip externship deals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068457)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068487)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Khaki forum place of business

If he gets paid a shit ton then there is no excuse. If it is $12 an hour and is drafting Motions or briefs or has some esoteric research assignment then maybe not. As you shoudld have been more on top of it. This doesn't sound like is the case though.

Sidenote: When I was a clerk, I was getting $10-15. One time, a Partner wrote "shit" on one of the briefs I drafted for him. The only real reason he told me he wrote it was because I didn't repetitively include a common phrase/piece of jargon that he had wrote in the margins a few times. I will never forget that day.

I probably would have little pity for a highly paid kid who just does shit work on petty shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068850)



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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: Adventurous Den Pozpig

protip most people -- especially perfectionist law dorks -- will do their best whether making $15 per hour or $50 per hour. and some people may actually perform WORSE making more because they feel too stressed to be perfect given their high pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23074285)



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Date: April 25th, 2013 12:14 PM
Author: Massive aqua field knife

I don't believe that you're a professional employment consultant and that was REMINDER at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23074327)



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Date: April 24th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: useless apoplectic cuckold

if it's a small office, dont cover for him. you dont want to have to work with a bitchass like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23068867)



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Date: April 25th, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23074231)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:07 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424518)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:13 PM
Author: Brilliant quadroon school

Did he have a good reputation before this?

It's hard to imagine someone doing that unless they don't care / don't respect you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424546)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424556)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:13 PM
Author: cerebral blue house

what type of firm are you at?

no doobs but it's kind of hard to get a handle on all this b/c i've never heard of a firm with a 3L clerk or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424550)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424564)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: cerebral blue house

gotcha. so this is like non-shitlaw type stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424572)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424575)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: cerebral blue house

so this bro just cost himself huge since he went from potential midlaw type salary to NEVERWILLBEJERB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424583)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424599)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Exciting church

How times have changed. Back in the old days even Cravath would ask summers to stay on as 3L law clerks who work part time. 'twas a simpler time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424581)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:19 PM
Author: vibrant bbw generalized bond

if you already knew everything he needed to do and gave him from Friday until Sunday to do it, why did it then take you so long to do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424594)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon pervert



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: vibrant bbw generalized bond

the way you described it made it seem like you told him exactly what needed to be done to fix stuff, not that he was rewriting/researching stuff from scratch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424637)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded pea-brained lay keepsake machete

How did he get hired if he is seemingly too dumb to finish projects? Has he always been bad at work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424878)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:38 PM
Author: Titillating antidepressant drug

Do you feel any guilt you ruined this bros life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424748)



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Date: June 18th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: puce provocative national kitty cat

School range? If legit TTT then don't feel bad, he shouldn't have gone to law school in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2238878&forum_id=2#23424825)