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Being a lawn guy beats grilling, golfing, or snobby beer tasting.
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:23 AM Author: Brass bbw Nothing beats a freshly mowed and fertilized lawn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659940) |
Date: May 14th, 2024 8:26 AM Author: fluffy university I fucking hate cutting my grass but my wife “likes” doing it so she refuses to let us pay for a lawn service since she says she’d just rather do it so I have to beat her to the mower and do it myself or I look like an asshole in front of the neighborhood for making my wife cut the grass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659941) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM Author: Excitant giraffe mexican you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and you don't have a wife and probably don't have a lawn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659967) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:27 AM Author: Sticky knife lots of overlap between lawn and grill guys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659942) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 AM Author: Brass bbw 🙋♂️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659955) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: concupiscible aggressive temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660048) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: stimulating violet gaping church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660209) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM Author: sadistic keepsake machete clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659945) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:28 AM Author: overrated bawdyhouse Golfing is the only real hobby on that list. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659946) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Brass bbw It's the worst option in there by far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660040) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Excitant giraffe mexican golf is 180 you jewfuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660086) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:38 AM Author: Brass bbw I quit my country club this year and don't have a single regret. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660123) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM Author: Excitant giraffe mexican dumb. prices are going up just like housing and everything else and you'll pay through the dick in initiation if you ever want back in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660433) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:40 AM Author: Excitant giraffe mexican lol mowing your lawn sucks shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659968) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 AM Author: overrated bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47659970) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:16 AM Author: curious native french chef I love my golf course lawn. Nothing beats a 1" high cut deep green Kentucky Bluegrass lawn. |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:23 AM Author: concupiscible aggressive temple wait until you get into "advanced lawn guy" stuff like striping attachments for your lawn mower - I have friends who do this and I want one when I get a house again https://www.amazon.com/Toro-20601-Lawn-Striping-System/dp/B004ZKXYUO/ref=asc_df_B004ZKXYUO/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693308318791&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4640841603144006981&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9010937&hvtargid=pla-350224723370&psc=1&mcid=9c51b0c8d2d73a09b5bbc7cb8a496959&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwl4yyBhAgEiwADSEjeIOciF3s2e4vs9Q_zzAdhQJ0yUPUZNi1sJkSNC91n6_8SYzumbgvTRoCSJMQAvD_BwE |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:01 AM Author: curious native french chef lol (((doodikoff))) failed solo, lost his house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660186) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:29 AM Author: concupiscible aggressive temple I netted more than $500k after taxes from selling my house brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660250) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: Costumed old irish cottage famous landscape painting Amazing, brother. You are an inspiration for all of us sinners out there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660269) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:25 AM Author: Costumed old irish cottage famous landscape painting The key to a well kept lawn is the edging, which is also the worst part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660083) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: curious native french chef stfu fat fuck you don't know anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660189) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:19 AM Author: Sticky knife 100%.
An otherwise well groomed lawn looks sloppy and prole if the edging is not done. |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:09 AM Author: Brass bbw I don't edge. 🥲 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660386) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:56 AM Author: khaki dog poop Seems like backyard golf green that you seed, roll, cut yourself is peak lawndaddy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660173) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:05 AM Author: Excitant giraffe mexican the amount of time and effort it would take to maintain a legit green probably would leave you with little time to actually practice putting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660197) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:02 PM Author: khaki dog poop That's why it's a POWERLAWNGOY move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660716) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:09 AM Author: tripping whorehouse lawn work sucks. the key is to keep your lawn as simple and easy to maintain as possible. that way if your wife wants to plant some tulips in some dirt or something it doesnt matter. the way some of these boomers designed these yards is absurd to me. its like having a swimming pool for a front yard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660199) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:50 AM Author: overrated bawdyhouse I’ve been considering a natural, no-mow lawn. Certify that bitch as a Monarch Waypoint. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660315) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:10 AM Author: stimulating violet gaping church building fuck, i never heard of this. i'm going to plant some milkweed and get certified like yny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660390) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:32 PM Author: Vibrant potus https://ibb.co/GHWwXVS if your property isn't a habitat for 1k woodland critters you're not white (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662037) |
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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM Author: Dark dilemma volcanic crater Not no-mow but I’m about to overseed with micro clover (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662576) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: stimulating violet gaping church building lawns are flame. i've been seeding clover in an attempt to snuff out the grass. but i'm a native plants faggot. i agree with your underlying point that landscaping and gardening is 180. i just pulled my first radishes yesterday. my peas should start flowering soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660216) |
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Date: May 15th, 2024 1:05 AM Author: Dark dilemma volcanic crater 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662578) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:22 AM Author: exciting station preventive strike Putting lawn care on the same playing field as grilling or golf is lol. The phenotypes are not matched. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660231) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:30 AM Author: concupiscible aggressive temple You don’t live in the south right? There is a lot of overlap
I am friends with the son of a prominent us senator, fratty as fuck and makes a lot of money from his nepotism job, that obsesses over his lawn and does all of the work himself |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:20 PM Author: exciting station preventive strike Fair, yeah maybe it's regional. Here a guy into lawns comparing himself to a golfer is like a geek that plays Magic the Gathering comparing himself to a quarterback. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660571) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: Brass bbw What did lawnbulls do to you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660760) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:36 AM Author: Brass bbw I live in a beautiful neighborhood that was built in the 20s. I wouldn't expect most Californians to understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660276) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:58 AM Author: Lascivious brunch Lawns and grilling are a common topic of conversation out on the course. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660351) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:27 AM Author: curious native french chef imagine trying to have a conversation with him about dogs or something. Might as well be discussing ancient chinese calligraphy with him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660431) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 11:28 AM Author: Domesticated bateful public bath round eye (gay trailer kike) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660435) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM Author: exciting station preventive strike agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660565) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 12:17 PM Author: exciting station preventive strike yeah among the bitches you play with. grilling yes lawns obviously not lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47660561) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:03 PM Author: Lascivious brunch I don't know what to tell you because I have no idea what it's like where you came from. Maybe you should go back. But here in America when one of your golfing buddies gets a new tractor or puts up an impressive Christmas light display it's a topic of conversation among the golfing dad set.
Additional easy ways for this to happen is someone mentioning they've been chipping in the backyard. Or somebody mentions they played at shady acres last week and it sucked because the greens had been aerated (oh, we're having our lawn aerated next week, etc.) Or whatever man. I think it's best if you just go back. |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM Author: exciting station preventive strike Go prune your rose bush faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661510) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM Author: Lascivious brunch The border is --> that way, pal. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661537) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:23 PM Author: exciting station preventive strike I know where the border is, that's where I look to hire the Mexicans that maintain my lawn for me. How did this year's zucchini crop fit in your butthold fag? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661690) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:36 PM Author: Costumed old irish cottage famous landscape painting Lawns are lots of work and there’s a lot of bugs out there. Grilling is kind of meh, can be mastered in about 4-6 months of practice. Golf is just expensive and stupid. |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:09 PM Author: Brass bbw Lawnscaping is art. It requires enormous dedication and foresight to make a spectacular yard. If you are wondering where all the Michaelangelos went, they are on their zero turns right now.
Grilling/BBQ is art but anyone can become proficient quickly. It is like going to one of those wine and paint places. |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 4:53 PM Author: Arrogant Newt Parlour lawn guys are the biggest fags imaginable, they are just lame enough to find running a little machine to be entertaining as they have never run real machinery and the total amount of material waste that goes into some big perfect lawn is enormous, all while destroying natural habitat for native plants and species in the service of...nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661447) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:07 PM Author: Vibrant potus they're catty fags (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661486) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:15 PM Author: exciting station preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661512) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:23 PM Author: Brass bbw Lmao. Get bent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661538) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:25 PM Author: Arrogant Newt Parlour enjoy your short grass and destroying your local habitat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661543) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:38 PM Author: Brass bbw Enjoy your weeds with cockroaches in them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661562) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:41 PM Author: Arrogant Newt Parlour you mean a meadow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661571) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Brass bbw I am sure your .1 acre "meadow" in a concrete megalopolis is beautiful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661639) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:10 PM Author: Arrogant Newt Parlour I live adjoining a 15 acre hay field, unfortunately my landlord insists I mow a bunch of lawn too, but the field is much more aesthetically pleasing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661643) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:14 PM Author: Brass bbw If it's a hay field it gets mowed too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661653) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 6:27 PM Author: Arrogant Newt Parlour twice a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661701) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 5:44 PM Author: Motley stage Cricket anyone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47661574) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 8:41 PM Author: soul-stirring startled doctorate queen of the night I'm just a Lawn Guy from Lawn Guy Land... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662063) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:32 PM Author: Razzmatazz orchestra pit When home alone, which is rare, I like to walk the lawn barefoot, enjoying the dusk, sipping a scotch, enjoy a guilty secret cigarette. Simple pleasures of life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662173) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 9:52 PM Author: soul-stirring startled doctorate queen of the night I Walk The Lawn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662235) |
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Date: May 14th, 2024 10:11 PM Author: Brass bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5528360&forum_id=2#47662279) |