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Why did Germany have such a pathetic Colonial Empire?
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:39 PM Author: """'""""'' not even as big as Portugal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48577954) |
Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:42 PM Author: hustle god Because your dad gets buttfucked by niggers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48577965) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 1:22 PM Author: "'''""""' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578147) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:43 PM Author: superior anglo culture (Dork Enlightenment) SAYTPGCE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48577969) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:44 PM Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,.., because you suck dick for meth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48577976) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM Author: "'''''"'""'''"'"' Lack of a strong navy. Probably from a lack of ports and sailing heritage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48577980) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:45 PM Author: Senior Ethics Official They werent unified during the initial carve up so were left with the scraps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48577981) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Live Free or Die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578349) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Just your average poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578409) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM Author: ,.,.,.,........,....,,,.. Cr, most people don’t understand Germany has a lot of history in terms of the land and various controlling parties but it has rarely been a very cohesive political unit/nation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578435) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:25 PM Author: Roy Cohn sucking Trump to completion Also, not a sea power. I mean, you look at what Portugal got. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578437) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM Author: "'''''"'""'''"'"' I think this was the biggest factor. People think colonial powers just went around to different places and decided to snatch them up, but it kinda happens naturally when ports and trade are established and you have to protect them from other powers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578807) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:03 PM Author: cock of michael obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578872) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Bronus Swagner Didn't think it was worth the cost or trouble, were more focused on Europe, didn't think their bureaucratic system could possibly work with a population of brown people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48577985) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 12:58 PM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... They only became a country in 1870, and most of the kingdoms, etc which later became Germany were landlocked with no Navy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578053) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Worked out quite well for them that there's no foreign population of dubious quality that has learned their language and has some kind of claim to being "German" through rights granted to colonies, clamoring for residency/citizenship inside Germany. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578072) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 1:06 PM Author: UhOh and yet they ended up with millions of turks and syrians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578089) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:06 PM Author: AZNgirl POTUS Removing Birth Right for AZNmen whoops, well gotta go!
- angela merkel |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:32 PM Author: homewardbound_fan92tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578463) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 1:04 PM Author: gibberish (?) Germanic people were prevented from unifying for centuries and got into the colony game late and Prussia was a land power. Their late colony efforts spooked the Brits and partially led to WW1. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578082) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 1:56 PM Author: hung stud Cr Prussia didn't give two shits about its navy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578294) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 3:49 PM Author: "'''""""' Germany, like Russia, is a land power (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578818) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:20 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK That didn't stop them from conquering Rome and establishing an empire in Northern Africa while your ancestors slept in feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578423) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 1:04 PM Author: Faggottini They had opportunities for continental European expansion that other powers didn't have because of large powerful German minorities in other states, principally into Austria-Hungary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578083) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 1:22 PM Author: On Clique Germans aren’t particularly good at colonizing. They like their own ways too much and just can’t understand foreigners. Even in WW2, they could only administer via brute force. If Britain/France/Spain somehow conquered Eastern Europe or whatever, they would have found a way to co-opt the local gentry like they did in Africa/India/South America. Also explains why Germany is so bad assimilating immigrants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578144) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 1:51 PM Author: Ass Sunstein Look at where Germany is on a map. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578279) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:07 PM Author: AZNgirl POTUS Removing Birth Right for AZNmen when the romans first got to germany they were like "holy shit, wtf is this barbarian shit" they cldnt believe how backwards they were
u idiots have to realize northern birdshits didnt do shit until post 1500AD, they all were filthy barbarians who cldnt even learn to sail. all this shit happened all of a sudden and the germans prob were just behind the evil british faggots and spain/portugal. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:14 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK because the first thing they did when they conquered a place was adopt the local religion and learn the local language. "The Normans" were simply bored Scandinavians who decided to park their asses in France and dominate Europe. You didn't even know that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578385) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:19 PM Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. Because Germans are shitty at war and conquest
See, e.g., being 0 for 2 in world wars |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:26 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Pretty sure Roosevelt is a Dutch name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578439) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK PS the Visigothic Code >>>>>>>>>> the US Constitution. You didn't know that.
Also Isidore of Seville == founder of the enlightenment. You didn't know that. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 3:48 PM Author: "'''""""' Germany wasn't a nautical power. There's not much to this inquiry once examined under a geopolitical lens Their backyard is Poland, Austria, and the Ruhr, not the Atlantic. Look at a map |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:02 PM Author: "'''''"'""'''"'"' Cr. Sailors visit foreign lands -> establish ports and trade -> trade becomes so valuable economically and strategically that it must be protected -> convince locals to join them or conquer them
Unification played a part of course, but if your country didn't have the head start of having a lot of ocean or Mediterranean Sea border, then you would always lag behind in shipbuilding and sailing ability. Germany only made strides in the 20th century out of necessity to break blockades, and also the technological change from sails |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:05 PM Author: "'''""""' cr. there was no necessity to look outwards across the water when they're already perched on one of the poles of Halford Mackinder's Eurasian world-island There were no successful int'l European colonial powers west of France. Even Italy struggled in the races for Africa and Asia despite historical familiarity with and dominance over the Caribbean |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:41 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Their submarines in WWI were better than our submarines in WWII. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578992) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:05 PM Author: Ass Sunstein They have the entire interior of the earth via the hole in the Antarctic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668069&forum_id=2#48578881) |