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Rate this alpha 47-yo surfing lawyer (vid)

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/26/26
It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and ...
Ass Sunstein
  05/26/26
Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/26/26
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  05/26/26
180
oomox
  05/26/26
Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  05/26/26
0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ...
Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp
  05/26/26
Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/27/26
Men are 180
Emilio Estevez circa 2032
  05/27/26
guy looks incredible for 57
richard clock
  05/27/26
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Nazca Redlines
  05/27/26
...
345
  05/27/26
I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that&rsquo...
Early 90s safe sex propaganda
  05/27/26
...
Emilio Estevez circa 2032
  05/27/26
hdy
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/27/26
Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping
Fucking Fuckface
  05/27/26
Most people say that I am just as alpha https://x.com/tur...
Minimally acceptable, boyfriend-grade penis
  05/27/26
...
.,.,.,.....,
  05/27/26
where's your tats
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  05/27/26
Most autistic surfer of all time
Are you safe right now?
  05/27/26
my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovab...
(*)>
  05/27/26
Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can sta...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/27/26
credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will....
(*)>
  05/28/26
lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole
biglaw practice group suicide pact
  05/27/26
It’s *on the North Shore, kook. Second, NS is the wh...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/27/26
I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that vide...
,.,,,.
  05/27/26
? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/27/26
I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. ...
,.,,,.
  05/27/26
as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder tha...
(*)>
  05/28/26
47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages
need tokens
  05/27/26
thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - ...
Kenneth Play
  05/27/26


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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

https://imgur.com/a/l2eCziL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903135)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

It looks like you transform into another guy at the end and then the video loops with you respawning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903146)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Come to think of it, that's kind of all that surfing really is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903167)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903150)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: oomox

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903172)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Is this AI? Pretty sure I saw a brown bear on a surfboard in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903297)



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Date: May 26th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

0/10 bc he needed a drone to film him since he has no loved ones to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49903303)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Nah I'm so well-known out there that the drone guys just DM me videos. The Spirit of Aloha is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904018)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032

Men are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904054)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: richard clock

guy looks incredible for 57

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904024)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: 345 (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904161)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Early 90s safe sex propaganda

I read that as 5’7 and was like “nooo that’s a different Cali lawyer”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904168)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904169)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904589)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Would love to see this same lawyer do some cliff jumping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904035)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Minimally acceptable, boyfriend-grade penis

Most people say that I am just as alpha

https://x.com/turigyetimothy/status/2059547417431707972?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904137)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: .,.,.,.....,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904138)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

where's your tats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904142)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Are you safe right now?

Most autistic surfer of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904185)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

my main question is why are you trying to impress this lovable group of bald, autistic lawyers with 3 shaky cross steps during a 10 second ride on a literal 2 foot wave

but good on you brah for still getting after it. stoked for you

edit: : )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904192)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Why? To remind everyone that you can do anything you can start fresh! Your mind is fucking with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904552)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

credit borther. you can maek and always have and still will. age i$ flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49905055)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: biglaw practice group suicide pact

lol you wouldn't last a min. in the north shore, haole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904560)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

It’s *on the North Shore, kook.

Second, NS is the whitest spot on the island, and Queens is way more localized than any longboard in spot up there. Htfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904586)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: ,.,,,.

I dont get that sport at all. What you're doing in that video is athletically the same as skiing a bunny hill.. and if you were to surf a real wave it's more dangerous than skiing a real run.. if I were in Honolulu I'd just swim at that beach that's protected from the sharks by the reef.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904566)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

? 90% of skiers can handle the bunny hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904587)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: ,.,,,.

I mean no one is getting excited about riding a bunny hill. I like to either go 60mph or nonstop moguls so I'm drenched in sweat when I get down. Equivalent wave, i.e. 10ft and if if I wipe out I die. Surfing just seems like a dumb "sport" for unemployed or those that want to be friends with various bums and negroes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904593)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: (*)> (i'm in your city)

as someone who surfs and skis, surfing is 40x-50x harder than skiing. i could elaborate, but just trust that I am write and you are wrong. as always

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49905053)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: need tokens

47 year$ old is the new 37 37 is 27 $exy lawyers all ages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904592)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

thread delivered and you're a gorgeous guy but this is AI - sad! edit: you set the bar real high previously with your tats and casual nudity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869328&forum_id=2#49904666)