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Was walking dog, random kid started shooting it with water gun

ok here's the story - xo tell me if my internal reaction was...
ocher disrespectful menage
  04/03/14
It's a toddler so it's hard to be mad at the little dude, bu...
Federal idea he suggested coffee pot
  04/03/14
Step 1: Knock on door Step 2: Talk with parent/babysitter ...
arousing hissy fit trailer park
  04/03/14
it was outside an apartment compelx, on 2nd story, not worth...
ocher disrespectful menage
  04/03/14
almost always it turns out the parents are usually deadbeat ...
underhanded costumed hall
  04/03/14
what would you have done bro
ocher disrespectful menage
  04/03/14
i would've asked the little twerp faggot to tell me where hi...
underhanded costumed hall
  04/03/14
stand your ground
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soggy razzle-dazzle philosopher-king field
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Elite party of the first part national security agency
  02/19/18
some kids just have shitty genes and there is nothing you ca...
wonderful really tough guy
  04/03/14
yeah. this was in a nice neighborhood too, yuppie apt compel...
ocher disrespectful menage
  04/03/14
any other persepctives?
ocher disrespectful menage
  04/03/14
What was the temp outside?
histrionic red church building
  04/03/14
show him your superior adult wang
supple hell
  04/03/14
Was he wearing a hoodie?
sticky iridescent potus digit ratio
  04/03/14
Just train your dog to be more alpha and aggressive. Get it ...
Know-it-all Organic Girlfriend Whorehouse
  04/03/14
my dog is the sweetest 12 yo golden mutt you'll ever meet. s...
ocher disrespectful menage
  04/03/14
"What are you doing you little fucking bastard?" ...
Know-it-all Organic Girlfriend Whorehouse
  04/03/14
breh he was on a 2nd story balcony. 100% if he was on groudn...
ocher disrespectful menage
  04/03/14
Try using the mosquito ringtone, and if he starts trouble, j...
Know-it-all Organic Girlfriend Whorehouse
  04/03/14
pretty normal for a kid with a squirt gun to want to squirt ...
brass kitty school cafeteria
  04/03/14
Agree with most of this. I don't think it's the parent fault...
exciting jet faggot firefighter macaca
  02/19/18
"That's why we don't hire them in biglaw or to do surge...
Elite party of the first part national security agency
  02/19/18
did you murder the child, because this is OK
onyx bipolar giraffe
  04/03/14
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ocher disrespectful menage
  02/19/18
so did you find the kid and kill him after 4 years or what
lime razzmatazz deer antler
  02/19/18
The kid was a little shit. But most kids are. They grow out ...
exciting jet faggot firefighter macaca
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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage

ok here's the story - xo tell me if my internal reaction was out of proportion to what happened

i was walking my dog the other day, she started getting sprwayed with water from out of nowhere, turns out a kid on a 2nd story balcony was shooting at her with a super soaker. the kid (maybe 5 years old) stops once he sees me. i dont say anything, just glare at him and keep staring as i walk by.

then suddenyl the kid points the super soaker at me and goes "Im going to shoot you! heehee! i'm going to shoot you!"

brehs honestly if there had been a rock or osmething handy to throw nearby i would have sent the kid to the hospital or at least broken their window on the balcony (because fuck those parents for raising a kid like that). luckily there was nothing nearby but some tan bark but man fuck kids.

i didnt actually do anything obviously, but was my internal reaction an overreaction? what woudl you ahve done in this scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316182)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Federal idea he suggested coffee pot

It's a toddler so it's hard to be mad at the little dude, but I'd definitely have yelled GO GET YOUR MOM, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW, KID! to freak him out.

Also, race of assailant and victim?

Also didn't xo used to use tanbark to refer to cocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316196)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: arousing hissy fit trailer park

Step 1: Knock on door

Step 2: Talk with parent/babysitter

That is, if you're an adult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316186)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage

it was outside an apartment compelx, on 2nd story, not worth the effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316189)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: underhanded costumed hall

almost always it turns out the parents are usually deadbeat cunt-faggots w/o a sense of any basic propriety (like incompetent moms on the subway/airplane goading their kid to whine and cry). anyways, 95% of the World's pop. should be outlawed from having children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316209)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:32 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage

what would you have done bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316255)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: underhanded costumed hall

i would've asked the little twerp faggot to tell me where his mommy's at and calmly (important- without any semblance of passive-aggression or else you'll easily come off as butthurt; just be direct, short, simple and walk away) she's raising a shitty fucking human being who will probably end up being a hoodrat unless she intervenes. that's it; done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317671)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Smoky Startled Brethren Church

stand your ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316246)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: seedy clown famous landscape painting



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: soggy razzle-dazzle philosopher-king field



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: chrome cracking private investor ratface



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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Elite party of the first part national security agency



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: wonderful really tough guy

some kids just have shitty genes and there is nothing you can do about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316277)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage

yeah. this was in a nice neighborhood too, yuppie apt compelx, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25316303)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:22 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage

any other persepctives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317602)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: histrionic red church building

What was the temp outside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317661)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: supple hell

show him your superior adult wang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317651)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: sticky iridescent potus digit ratio

Was he wearing a hoodie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317660)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all Organic Girlfriend Whorehouse

Just train your dog to be more alpha and aggressive. Get it to the point where he's literally ready to bite the kid and bark at it like mad. The action would speak for itself.

Or you could have just have asked what the hell he was doing and called him a bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317676)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage

my dog is the sweetest 12 yo golden mutt you'll ever meet. she's an old lady though :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317699)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Know-it-all Organic Girlfriend Whorehouse

"What are you doing you little fucking bastard?"

"You shoot like a girl"

And if he tried shooting you, just take the watergun and throw it some distance, maybe empty out the water in the process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317684)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage

breh he was on a 2nd story balcony. 100% if he was on groudn floor i would have taken his gun away the second he pointed it at me and threatened to shoot me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317689)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all Organic Girlfriend Whorehouse

Try using the mosquito ringtone, and if he starts trouble, just play it from your phone as a soundtrack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317702)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: brass kitty school cafeteria

pretty normal for a kid with a squirt gun to want to squirt things. His parents should be sterilized for letting him play with something like that before he is civilized enough. You should just walk away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317686)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: exciting jet faggot firefighter macaca

Agree with most of this. I don't think it's the parent fault though. Kids are kids. That's why we don't hire them in biglaw or to do surgeries. They do stupid stuff like this. I am sure OP did as well growing up. The intolerance this country has towards children is quite amazing. No wonder whites are not having kids. People have zero patience these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#35437960)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Elite party of the first part national security agency

"That's why we don't hire them in biglaw or to do surgeries."

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#35438000)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: onyx bipolar giraffe

did you murder the child, because this is OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#25317690)



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Date: April 3rd, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage



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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: ocher disrespectful menage



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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz deer antler

so did you find the kid and kill him after 4 years or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#35437928)



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Date: February 19th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: exciting jet faggot firefighter macaca

The kid was a little shit. But most kids are. They grow out of it. Your reaction, as an adult, is what is more troubling here. It's just a dog man. It got wet. So big deal. Getting so mad tells me you are mentally unstable.

You must have kids of your own now. Have your thoughts changed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2534551&forum_id=2#35437945)