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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Bistre soul-stirring rehab
  07/17/22
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slate exciting lay round eye
  07/17/22
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Razzle Bearded Coffee Pot
  07/17/22
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purple dilemma kitty cat
  07/18/22
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Bistre soul-stirring rehab
  09/29/22
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Bistre soul-stirring rehab
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
aromatic bright pisswyrm
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
aromatic bright pisswyrm
  01/07/23
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purple dilemma kitty cat
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
shimmering business firm wrinkle
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
shimmering business firm wrinkle
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Nubile turquoise school
  03/18/23
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Bistre soul-stirring rehab
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
shimmering business firm wrinkle
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
boyish awkward newt
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Charcoal private investor ceo
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
vigorous navy meetinghouse
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  08/23/24
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opaque effete keepsake machete
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Snowy Lascivious Hall
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
rough-skinned frozen locale dingle berry
  09/28/24
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Bistre soul-stirring rehab
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
opaque effete keepsake machete
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring rehab

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: slate exciting lay round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Razzle Bearded Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: purple dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: aromatic bright pisswyrm

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: aromatic bright pisswyrm

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: purple dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: shimmering business firm wrinkle

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: shimmering business firm wrinkle

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Nubile turquoise school

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: shimmering business firm wrinkle

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: boyish awkward newt

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Charcoal private investor ceo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: vigorous navy meetinghouse

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Snowy Lascivious Hall

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: rough-skinned frozen locale dingle berry

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Bistre soul-stirring rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: opaque effete keepsake machete

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932244)