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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
lascivious bawdyhouse
  05/26/24
God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
fluffy big goyim
  05/26/24
I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
blue hideous telephone dog poop
  05/26/24
Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere 1-800-DENTIST too
Mahogany kitty cat step-uncle's house
  05/26/24
dial down the middle
histrionic gaming laptop site
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I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers...
Contagious Abnormal Principal's Office
  05/26/24
ALF and Al Bundy too.
lascivious bawdyhouse
  05/26/24
Just use 10-10-321!
stimulating obsidian ape
  05/28/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM
stimulating obsidian ape
  05/28/24
OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads Do mesot...
Ultramarine gaping stead
  05/26/24
I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember ci...
lascivious bawdyhouse
  05/26/24
You got Virginia Slims, now, baby You've come a long, long ...
Ultramarine gaping stead
  05/26/24
Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead
Flirting mad cow disease becky
  05/26/24
White people
Learning Disabled Skinny Woman
  05/26/24
Zoobooks! Special TV offer!
appetizing center stain
  05/26/24
(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)
Cheese-eating mexican generalized bond
  05/26/24
I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
arousing pearly karate place of business
  05/26/24
That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. ...
lascivious bawdyhouse
  05/26/24
Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, ...
arousing pearly karate place of business
  05/26/24
Way more cereal commercials back in the day
Flirting mad cow disease becky
  05/26/24
...
histrionic gaming laptop site
  05/26/24
never see Snapple ads anymore
Flirting mad cow disease becky
  05/26/24
(faggot skallas)
Cheese-eating mexican generalized bond
  05/26/24
margarine that tastes like butter
lake crotch property
  05/26/24
Lottery commercials
arousing pearly karate place of business
  05/26/24
“Best of” CD mixes
Mahogany kitty cat step-uncle's house
  05/26/24
Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
arousing pearly karate place of business
  05/26/24
Period pads using blue ink.
fluffy big goyim
  05/26/24
Now they advertise washable period underwear.
Angry athletic conference haunted graveyard
  05/26/24
Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around* Ins...
Angry athletic conference haunted graveyard
  05/26/24
Get connected For free
Ultramarine gaping stead
  05/26/24
Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money ...
cerise half-breed
  05/26/24
psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the ...
appetizing center stain
  05/26/24
Miss Cleo
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Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big
Contagious Abnormal Principal's Office
  05/26/24
I see ads for California Psychics still
coral stage digit ratio
  05/26/24
https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX Christine ...
appetizing center stain
  05/26/24
Now That's What I Call Music 250
talking codepig gas station
  05/26/24
Girls Gone Wild Jamster Whole genre of disreputable servic...
talking codepig gas station
  05/26/24
Hooked on Phonics
marvelous son of senegal ticket booth
  05/26/24
Muzzy
talking codepig gas station
  05/26/24
the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that t...
histrionic gaming laptop site
  05/26/24
Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
haunting filthpig set
  05/26/24
They are all online now
beady-eyed ebony hospital
  05/26/24
Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
Mind-boggling shrine
  05/26/24
vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
Jet deer antler
  05/26/24
I never see “PSAs” anymore
mauve twinkling uncleanness
  05/26/24
Dexatrim
cerise half-breed
  05/26/24
Woolite
stimulating obsidian ape
  05/26/24
Crystal Light https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZ...
stimulating obsidian ape
  05/26/24
Jenny Craig
Cyan Legal Warrant Doctorate
  05/26/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE
stimulating obsidian ape
  05/26/24
apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats hav...
Cyan Legal Warrant Doctorate
  05/29/24
Blockbuster Video
coral stage digit ratio
  05/27/24


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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: lascivious bawdyhouse

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: fluffy big goyim

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: blue hideous telephone dog poop

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Mahogany kitty cat step-uncle's house

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: histrionic gaming laptop site

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Contagious Abnormal Principal's Office

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: lascivious bawdyhouse

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian ape

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian ape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine gaping stead

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: lascivious bawdyhouse

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine gaping stead

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Flirting mad cow disease becky

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Skinny Woman

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: appetizing center stain

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mexican generalized bond

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: arousing pearly karate place of business

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: lascivious bawdyhouse

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: arousing pearly karate place of business

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flirting mad cow disease becky

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: histrionic gaming laptop site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Flirting mad cow disease becky

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mexican generalized bond

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: lake crotch property

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: arousing pearly karate place of business

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Mahogany kitty cat step-uncle's house

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: arousing pearly karate place of business

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: fluffy big goyim

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Angry athletic conference haunted graveyard

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Angry athletic conference haunted graveyard

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine gaping stead

Get connected

For free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: cerise half-breed

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: appetizing center stain

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz genital piercing

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: talking codepig gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Contagious Abnormal Principal's Office

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: coral stage digit ratio

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: appetizing center stain

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: talking codepig gas station

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: talking codepig gas station

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: marvelous son of senegal ticket booth

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: talking codepig gas station

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: histrionic gaming laptop site

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: haunting filthpig set

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed ebony hospital

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling shrine

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Jet deer antler

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: mauve twinkling uncleanness

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: cerise half-breed

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian ape

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian ape

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Cyan Legal Warrant Doctorate

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: stimulating obsidian ape

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Cyan Legal Warrant Doctorate

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: coral stage digit ratio

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694523)