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I feel deeply inspired by Louvre smash and grab "heist"

Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion f...
supple theater
  10/20/25
They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "securit...
green cheese-eating stag film
  10/20/25
The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold...
vengeful brunch old irish cottage
  10/20/25
Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is...
supple theater
  10/20/25
? When they steal jewels they almost always break and rec...
vengeful brunch old irish cottage
  10/20/25
bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when...
rose location telephone
  10/21/25
there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they d...
bateful maniacal den circlehead
  10/21/25
I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they wou...
Geriatric Buck-toothed Sound Barrier
  10/21/25
Not artifact jewels
supple theater
  10/21/25
Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won&rsq...
series of punctuation marks
  10/21/25
what level of sophistication would this really have taken? w...
rose location telephone
  10/20/25
Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previous...
vengeful brunch old irish cottage
  10/20/25
it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieva...
rose location telephone
  10/21/25
Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the even...
french jet liquid oxygen
  10/21/25
main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you star...
bateful maniacal den circlehead
  10/21/25
xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder a...
Vibrant trust fund
  10/21/25
OFS
bateful maniacal den circlehead
  10/21/25
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cyan bearded knife set
  10/21/25
would you be surprised to find out that the security boss wa...
bateful maniacal den circlehead
  10/21/25
indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody b...
big-titted marketing idea
  10/21/25
Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists th...
lake menage incel
  10/21/25
Have to arrange fencing too.
charismatic new version
  10/21/25
i assume they work for people who do that and just got their...
Geriatric Buck-toothed Sound Barrier
  10/21/25
but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros wit...
Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  10/21/25
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screenman
  10/21/25
It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the ...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  10/21/25
But don't leave DNA!
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/27/25
Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition?
Miss Anthropy
  10/21/25
they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a fli...
sol rosenberg
  10/27/25
decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister
AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers
  10/27/25
*because the French are involved
Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong
  10/27/25
Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here It ...
Rollin' 40s Piru Republican
  10/27/25
(Gunneratttt)
Baumeister is Green Jolly Squancher
  10/27/25


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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: supple theater

Everything is a fraud joke. Zero hindrance or repurcussion for stealing whatever you want to. Think I'm going for the artifacts I've been wanting to grab for a while. Wish me luck gotta go!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363243)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: green cheese-eating stag film

They used a ladder to climb to a balcony while "security" was eating croissants ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363245)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: vengeful brunch old irish cottage

The French crown jewels are literally being recut and resold right now, it's crazy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363247)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: supple theater

Definitely not being cut up. Not sure what the real story is behind this but they're going somewhere intact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363249)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: vengeful brunch old irish cottage

?

When they steal jewels they almost always break and recut them to erase the provenance. It would be stupid to keep them intact as-is, more so for whoever wants them.

They did manage to locate one crown though, the Empress's crown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363254)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: rose location telephone

bothering to steal crown jewels is a pretty ballsy move when daimond stores and rich people exist, seems like you'd want to keep that 100x profit from some rich chinese guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363352)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:27 AM
Author: bateful maniacal den circlehead

there was a $60 million Diamond a few steps away that they didn’t touch

these jewels were stolen for some gook or A-rab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363372)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: Geriatric Buck-toothed Sound Barrier

I feel like if they just wanted a bunch of diamonds they would rob a diamond broker reservoir dogs style.

It’s prob some Saudi/russian/chink asshole who is buying them. Or maybe Kim jong un

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363486)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: supple theater

Not artifact jewels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363552)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: series of punctuation marks

Not if they were hired by a collector. They probably won’t resurface for decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49364382)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: rose location telephone

what level of sophistication would this really have taken? was it basically just 3 guys with motorbikes and some crowbars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363252)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: vengeful brunch old irish cottage

Yeah, less than you'd think. The Louvre workers had previously walked out due to staff being stretched thin, particularly security, due to overcrowding. It's like asking for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363258)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: rose location telephone

it does seem like it wouldn't be too hard to guard a medieval castle though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363298)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: french jet liquid oxygen

Bros literally defended castles with crossbows. In the event of a siege, they would just train everybody in the castle to use crossbows. Longbows were better, but it takes a lifetime to be good with a longbow, any old fool can pick up a crossbow and be decent within a few days. Castles could still do that now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363493)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: bateful maniacal den circlehead

main thing would be having ice water in your veins. you start bumbling around and even simple things become hard to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363373)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Vibrant trust fund

xo pumos could climb out the top of the louvre on a ladder after seven or eight beers its nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363536)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: bateful maniacal den circlehead

OFS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363553)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: cyan bearded knife set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363350)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: bateful maniacal den circlehead

would you be surprised to find out that the security boss was a woman?

https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1980375714646876461

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363410)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: big-titted marketing idea

indians shld steal that furking diamond the benchod bloody bitch queen of england stole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363478)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 7:35 AM
Author: lake menage incel

Its the "calling bullshit" part of these heists thats the most enticing thing

Just walking through the door w a crowbar, adequate phenotype and baseline serum t level lets you retire immediately from a lifetime of banal wagecucking

Its seriously embarrassing to wake up & wagecuck earnestly and read headlines about heists where dudes ride into sunset clear & free after like 45 minutes of execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363488)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: charismatic new version

Have to arrange fencing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363534)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Geriatric Buck-toothed Sound Barrier

i assume they work for people who do that and just got their $$$ once the job was over. to even be in that position you still have to wagecuck as a professional criminal for years tho. it's not like you can be new poaster first day and just have the network or ability to rob the fucking Louvre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49363656)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

but after seeing how easy this heist was a bunch of bros with not much to lose just quit their jobs and will enter the trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49364377)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: screenman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49364383)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

It's like the GTA V jewelry store heist where you smash the store up and then speed off into the sewers on motorcycles. You just take what you want and leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49364439)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

But don't leave DNA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49380497)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Miss Anthropy (Paralegal Jesus the Nazerene)

Why do I feel its an intro to a new Banksy exhibition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49364443)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: sol rosenberg

they caught two of the guys. one was trying to get on a flight to Algeria. I'd say they're probably in a room right now with a car battery and jumper cables attached to their ballsacks except that the French are involved.

https://apnews.com/article/france-louvre-heist-arrests-2e78cbea4bc44c39348eedf8baf138ed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49379238)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers

decent chance macron appoints one of them prime minister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49379244)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

*because the French are involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49379651)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Rollin' 40s Piru Republican

Intro plot to the start of a horror movie going on here

It belongs in a museum you savages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49380509)



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Date: October 27th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Baumeister is Green Jolly Squancher

(Gunneratttt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788236&forum_id=2#49380528)