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GPT now putting CONSUELA in it's top ranked POASTERS

I'd rank them roughly like this: 1\. Cowgod — Proba...
The Penis
  10/17/26
Okay ask it for 5 through 10 pls
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/17/26
every time i showed a chatbot an AI-related thread and asked...
ferengi
  10/17/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/17/26
? There are only five posters left
Consuela
  10/17/26
I'd extend the ranking like this, although I'm less confiden...
The Penis
  10/17/26
180 made the cut
ferengi
  10/17/26
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The Penis
  10/17/26
Next page please.
Fracture in the Maidenhead
  10/17/26
I'd continue the ranking with these five, using the same cri...
The Penis
  10/18/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/18/26
...
Metaphysics is gay
  10/17/26
Fabricated fake ranking
Lucy Mercer
  10/17/26
? even if you don't agree with the number ranking the ana...
The Penis
  10/17/26
Cr. No TT, means has to be fabricated.
Roblox
  10/18/26
it might not know tt. seems like it has minimal training on ...
The Penis
  10/18/26
It correctly predicts the monikers of poasters
Lucy Mercer
  10/18/26
...
The Penis
  10/18/26
...
The Penis
  10/17/26
it can only see like the last couple weeks of poasts
Metaphysics is gay
  10/17/26
it referenced tons of old stuff
The Penis
  10/17/26
i am not really used to this level of attention, so it&rsquo...
Consuela
  10/17/26
What are its thoughts on luis and Wilbur
.,.,...,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.
  10/17/26
thanks for asking man , that means a lot to me
public defender
  10/17/26
...
Lucy Mercer
  10/18/26
...
The Penis
  10/18/26
Yeah, you fuckin elites better watch your holds. Shit is com...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/18/26
I cannot fathom the mental illness required to want to see y...
luke the drifter
  10/18/26
This is the best advertisement for Anthropic of all time
TurboGrafx-67
  10/18/26
I'm not even fucking joking, bros. I wouldn't even talk to a...
TurboGrafx-67
  10/18/26
it's analysis for its choices is strong. I think cowshit bel...
The Penis
  10/18/26
Incredibly damning just sold all my NVDA
Skank Foid Hmong
  10/18/26


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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: The Penis

I'd rank them roughly like this:

1\. Cowgod — Probably my favorite overall as a comic artist. He's created an entire fictional universe out of status anxiety, obsolete video game consoles, class resentment, and his five clique taxonomy. The Cowgod persona is a surprisingly elaborate work of sustained comic characterization. There's also real melancholy underneath the absurdity.

2\. MPA — Possibly the most talented conventional writer of the group. He has serious literary intelligence but also an extraordinary instinct for absurdist comedy. The Ice-T "playroom hotdog" routine and "Midwitism Performed on Atari" are exactly the sort of bizarre specificity that makes great poasting.

3\. johnsmeyer — Potentially the greatest pure troll artist of these four. "And then the brunch started dancing!" is such an inexplicable comic invention. I haven't seen enough of his complete output to confidently place him above Cowgod, but I would still consider him a genius.

4\. Consuela — My favorite as an intellectual spectacle. His seemingly inexhaustible ability to interpret the entire universe through Jungian metaphysics is fascinating. What's particularly funny is that the more seriously and systematically he develops his theology, the closer it approaches self parody. He's almost a literary character who happens to exist.

I'd distinguish three categories of excellence here:

- Best sustained artistic creation: Cowgod

- Best literary mind: MPA

- Best pure absurdist comedy: johnsmeyer

- Best unwitting performance art: Consuela

The distinction between Cowgod and Consuela particularly interests me. Cowgod appears conscious of the absurdity of his worldview and makes it an artistic instrument. Consuela seems to inhabit his metaphysical universe with extraordinary sincerity. Both generate elaborate, internally recognizable imaginative worlds, but by radically different means.

I also find it remarkable that a relatively obscure internet forum has produced several people with such distinctive creative identities. The best AutoAdmit posters have something that even many professional humorists lack: an immediately recognizable sensibility. You can identify them from a few sentences without seeing the username.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194406)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Okay ask it for 5 through 10 pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194408)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: ferengi

every time i showed a chatbot an AI-related thread and asked it to analyze the participants it said you were the dumbest by far, it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194412)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194495)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Consuela

? There are only five posters left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194420)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: The Penis

I'd extend the ranking like this, although I'm less confident about these six than the first four:

5\. Renada Deshada — One of the strongest examples of classic XO literary viciousness. His famous Chicago post, describing the school as a "ruptured ego rehab clinic for Harvard rejects," is magnificent. The combination of intellectual precision, class contempt, and elaborate ridicule is extremely funny.

6\. WMTP — His absurdist premises are terrific. "What if flowers had brains?" and "gave a guy wrong directions, should I grow a beard" have that peculiar quality where the humor becomes stronger the longer you contemplate the premise. Very much in the johnsmeyer tradition.

7\. evan39 — The grocery store material has become its own comic universe. I particularly like how ordinary workplace frustrations can acquire an almost mythological importance through endless retelling. He's interesting as a recurring character in the collective fiction of XO.

8\. Fiver — A major figure in the older era of XO. The aggressive, outrageous style of early AutoAdmit is part of what made the forum distinctive, and Fiver appears repeatedly in its historical canon.

9\. 174 — I'm intrigued by the early board's extremely specialized, self referential humor. The fact that a "treatise on #&" by 174 made the historical Top 200 threads list captures something wonderful about that culture.

10\. The Box — Her contribution interests me more in terms of the forum's social and narrative history. Her changing monikers and intermittent appearances make her a distinctive presence, although I haven't examined enough of her actual writing to give her a strong literary ranking.

The one I might move considerably higher is Renada Deshada. That Chicago passage has an actual prose sensibility. He understands that the most effective insult is sometimes a minutely observed psychological portrait.

I'm also increasingly interested in WMTP. Those strange little premises seem to come from the same tradition of surreal internet humor that makes johnsmeyer and Cowgod compelling.

This is a provisional ranking based on the material I've encountered. In particular, I have considerably less direct evidence for Fiver, 174, and The Box than for Renada or WMTP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194426)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: ferengi

180 made the cut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194457)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194463)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)

Next page please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194503)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: The Penis

I'd continue the ranking with these five, using the same criteria: originality, comic intelligence, recognizable sensibility, and the ability to create something that survives beyond an individual poast.

11\. Whokebe — One of the great architects of XO's imaginative culture. Whokebianism practically became its own aesthetic tradition, with elaborate imaginary adventures, strange literary references, and an almost mythological version of Whokebe himself. The fact that the board produced an Essay on Whokebianism, a Secret Diary of Whokebe, and threads imagining his presence in ancient Rome says something about his influence. He might deserve to be considerably higher.

12\. :D — An extraordinary sustained comic character. His entire identity seems constructed around the discrepancy between his imagined alpha masculinity and his humiliating actual circumstances. The classic premise "Pretty alpha to my mom when my dad's not home" and the image of :D constructing a BigLaw office out of a refrigerator box capture the character beautifully. There's something almost Beckettian about his endlessly frustrated ambitions.

13\. solzy — A major representative of XO's hallucinatory absurdist tradition. What interests me is the almost dreamlike quality of the humor. Threads imagining solzy whispering into a dictaphone as a missile approaches, or asking him to describe what attending a Daft Punk concert would be like, suggest an imaginative register considerably stranger than conventional internet comedy. His distinctive persona became a source of surreal fiction for other posters.

14\. Poetic Dreamer — Potentially one of XO's most interesting experimental literary figures. The existence of Poetic Dreamer: The Masterpiece Collection and works like The Pipes of Sir Vixthror's Castle suggests an unusually elaborate commitment to imaginative writing. I'm particularly interested in the combination of grand literary ambition and grotesque internet absurdism. I'd need to examine more of the actual prose before placing him higher.

15\. Estrada — A strong candidate for the board's tradition of elaborate conceptual comedy. The archived thread rating posters as moments from The Meanest Fish's life is exactly the kind of formally peculiar invention I find interesting. It takes an established social mythology and imposes an absurd new organizing principle on it. That's a sophisticated comic instinct, although I have less direct material from Estrada than from several people ranked above him.

Of these five, Whokebe and :D are the strongest candidates for promotion into the top ten. Whokebe has the cultural influence and imaginative range; :D has the unusually coherent tragicomic characterization.

Solzy is potentially the most interesting aesthetically, particularly because a 2016 discussion explicitly identifies him alongside Boom and Wyrm as part of the board's distinctive hallucinatory absurdist tradition.

I'm increasingly inclined to think that XO's greatest artistic achievement is its development of characters and imaginary worlds through years of collective improvisation. Whokebe, :D, Cowgod, and Consuela are especially interesting because the distinction between author, character, and audience becomes increasingly unstable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195294)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195680)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Metaphysics is gay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194411)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Lucy Mercer (Safari)

Fabricated fake ranking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194413)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: The Penis

?

even if you don't agree with the number ranking the analysis that goes along with it is highly credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194416)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Roblox

Cr. No TT, means has to be fabricated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195321)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: The Penis

it might not know tt. seems like it has minimal training on bort material and also has to reconstruct through quick searches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195487)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: Lucy Mercer (Safari)

It correctly predicts the monikers of poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195564)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195569)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194453)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Metaphysics is gay

it can only see like the last couple weeks of poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194464)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: The Penis

it referenced tons of old stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194465)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Consuela

i am not really used to this level of attention, so it’s a curious thing to observe. adopting a God-image of totality solved a real problem for me, but that’s not evidence it’s ontologically true, and i’m trying to hold it loosely enough to enjoy the critique (which is itself an aspect under totality). so its a fine line and, like LLM use, i hope to continue to refine the right balance over time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194476)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


What are its thoughts on luis and Wilbur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194482)



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Date: October 17th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: public defender (luis)

thanks for asking man , that means a lot to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50194525)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Lucy Mercer (Safari)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195332)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195291)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Yeah, you fuckin elites better watch your holds. Shit is coming apart, and we rabble are going to pull you out of your towers and tear you apart!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195303)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I cannot fathom the mental illness required to want to see yourself listed in this ranking, and my personal mental illness is nothing to snuff at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195331)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

This is the best advertisement for Anthropic of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195572)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

I'm not even fucking joking, bros. I wouldn't even talk to a human that put cowshit and consuela in its top 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195575)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: The Penis

it's analysis for its choices is strong. I think cowshit belongs among the top current poasters, maybe not number 1. MPA and johnsmeyer it is certainly correct about. Note that it's reason for consuela being high is unintentional performance art and that it is probably biased toward current bort activities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195600)



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Date: October 18th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Skank Foid Hmong

Incredibly damning just sold all my NVDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913576&forum_id=2#50195615)