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BIGLAW has made me so fucking ugly

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse...
Histrionic pea-brained regret
  10/08/13
ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utte...
Cracking Umber University
  10/08/13
...
Vibrant Federal Theatre
  10/08/13
Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focu...
dashing indian lodge tattoo
  10/08/13
...
bespoke scarlet potus
  12/16/16
stop being fat use rogaine and play some music
spectacular hairless toilet seat masturbator
  10/08/13
realize that your problems are self made and that youre in a...
Shaky apoplectic incel
  10/08/13
Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I hel...
Ivory really tough guy preventive strike
  10/08/13
No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old
frozen psychic
  10/08/13
Lol
Hilarious persian kitchen
  10/08/13
I really do.
Ivory really tough guy preventive strike
  10/10/13
what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assumi...
sooty kitty cat
  10/08/13
but you can't wear um in some courtrooms
exciting macaca useless brakes
  10/10/13
i get all my clothes from costco
confused sweet tailpipe school cafeteria
  10/08/13
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Exhilarant wagecucks blood rage
  07/10/20
Must admit I have two Costco shirts
dashing indian lodge tattoo
  10/08/13
*Two shirts Costco
abusive amber hissy fit gaming laptop
  12/16/16
I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on th...
Multi-colored yarmulke trump supporter
  10/08/13
I am just not responding really. I took today off basically ...
Olive Rambunctious Stage
  10/08/13
Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.
fiercely-loyal hall
  10/08/13
I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking aw...
abnormal stimulating state
  10/09/13
missed you man
Green roommate main people
  10/10/13
holy shit just do coke
spectacular hairless toilet seat masturbator
  10/10/13
DESCRIBE your current life.
Sable set gaping
  10/10/13
You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professio...
Walnut know-it-all faggot firefighter fortuitous meteor
  10/10/13
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supple stubborn scourge upon the earth market
  10/10/13
You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?
Violent Gay Mad Cow Disease Hell
  10/10/13
FIne - link to acceptable clothing j crew factory?
Histrionic pea-brained regret
  10/10/13
IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick
aphrodisiac jewess
  10/10/13
...
marvelous translucent son of senegal home
  07/10/20
Just get JACK3D, bro.
puce frisky chapel
  10/10/13
me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to preten...
aphrodisiac jewess
  10/10/13
For the poaster who wants lolschool
fishy cruel-hearted antidepressant drug
  12/16/16


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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:25 PM
Author: Histrionic pea-brained regret

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse to buy nice clothes so I also dress like shit. Today I wore a button collar dress shirt from Costco w/ no belt. I'm stressed all the time. I'm conditioned to believe that I should be billing all the time, wknds nonstop.

I'm stressed/afraid to take dec 21 to jan 1 off for fear of what my firm would say.

No debt/ pretty decent savings. What's the right play? Just not give a shit at work and concentrate on getting healthier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195137)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: Cracking Umber University

ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utterly replaceable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195166)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Federal Theatre



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge tattoo

Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focus on your incline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195321)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: bespoke scarlet potus



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: spectacular hairless toilet seat masturbator

stop being fat use rogaine and play some music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195160)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: Shaky apoplectic incel

realize that your problems are self made and that youre in an enviable position to most of the whole world as well as your peers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195171)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Ivory really tough guy preventive strike

Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I help you?" button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195180)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: frozen psychic

No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195842)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: Hilarious persian kitchen

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195850)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Ivory really tough guy preventive strike

I really do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210073)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: sooty kitty cat

what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assuming no tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195175)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: exciting macaca useless brakes

but you can't wear um in some courtrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209753)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: confused sweet tailpipe school cafeteria

i get all my clothes from costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195307)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant wagecucks blood rage



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge tattoo

Must admit I have two Costco shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195329)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: abusive amber hissy fit gaming laptop

*Two shirts Costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32154964)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored yarmulke trump supporter

I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195381)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Olive Rambunctious Stage

I am just not responding really. I took today off basically and just put on a not available message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195828)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hall

Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195774)



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Date: October 9th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: abnormal stimulating state

I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking awesome when I was in biglaw and was always dressed to perfection, the occasional nosebleed aside. You need to pull your fucking pants up and act like an adult or your pathetic, balding biglaw existence is all you will ever achieve. You will not make partner or lateral to the business side if you look the way you look. HALF of biglaw success is image. The other half is being better than everyone else, billing a ton and coke. But image is up there so fix up your shit so you can go to a client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24203651)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Green roommate main people

missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209765)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: spectacular hairless toilet seat masturbator

holy shit just do coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209775)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Sable set gaping

DESCRIBE your current life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209852)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Walnut know-it-all faggot firefighter fortuitous meteor

You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professional coach for biglawyers. This was devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209889)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: supple stubborn scourge upon the earth market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210017)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: Violent Gay Mad Cow Disease Hell

You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210035)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: Histrionic pea-brained regret

FIne - link to acceptable clothing

j crew factory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210147)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jewess

IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210174)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: marvelous translucent son of senegal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#40580945)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: puce frisky chapel

Just get JACK3D, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209895)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jewess

me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to pretend to want it, or you won't want it).

The thing is, you have to realize that people in Biglaw are defined by their interest in money. Other jobs, you can get by on other things, you can "alpha up" in other ways. In law? Nope. You have prestige/$. If you can't get your rocks off on these, ur gonna have a bad time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210188)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 5:09 AM
Author: fishy cruel-hearted antidepressant drug

For the poaster who wants lolschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32153770)