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BIGLAW has made me so fucking ugly

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse...
Garnet striped hyena weed whacker
  10/08/13
ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utte...
Startling genital piercing
  10/08/13
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Electric Cyan Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/08/13
Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focu...
Arousing Submissive Meetinghouse
  10/08/13
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stirring charcoal mediation school cafeteria
  12/16/16
stop being fat use rogaine and play some music
Adventurous insecure shrine
  10/08/13
realize that your problems are self made and that youre in a...
big-titted swashbuckling house circlehead
  10/08/13
Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I hel...
bat shit crazy supple dingle berry fat ankles
  10/08/13
No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old
chrome gas station
  10/08/13
Lol
very tactful cocky roommate
  10/08/13
I really do.
bat shit crazy supple dingle berry fat ankles
  10/10/13
what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assumi...
splenetic multi-colored spot puppy
  10/08/13
but you can't wear um in some courtrooms
snowy nursing home
  10/10/13
i get all my clothes from costco
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  10/08/13
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confused trump supporter pervert
  07/10/20
Must admit I have two Costco shirts
Arousing Submissive Meetinghouse
  10/08/13
*Two shirts Costco
mewling foreskin
  12/16/16
I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on th...
Odious death wish
  10/08/13
I am just not responding really. I took today off basically ...
Zippy contagious dog poop
  10/08/13
Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.
Jade Trip Bawdyhouse Sandwich
  10/08/13
I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking aw...
green liquid oxygen ratface
  10/09/13
missed you man
Fear-inspiring big international law enforcement agency
  10/10/13
holy shit just do coke
Adventurous insecure shrine
  10/10/13
DESCRIBE your current life.
Excitant Pocket Flask Laser Beams
  10/10/13
You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professio...
hairless jet-lagged trailer park sneaky criminal
  10/10/13
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Appetizing Cobalt Locale
  10/10/13
You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?
Dashing lavender black woman
  10/10/13
FIne - link to acceptable clothing j crew factory?
Garnet striped hyena weed whacker
  10/10/13
IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick
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  10/10/13
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  07/10/20
Just get JACK3D, bro.
amber gaping
  10/10/13
me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to preten...
beady-eyed avocado university
  10/10/13
For the poaster who wants lolschool
Khaki adulterous stage
  12/16/16


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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:25 PM
Author: Garnet striped hyena weed whacker

I'm so grotesquely over weight. I'm losing my hair. I refuse to buy nice clothes so I also dress like shit. Today I wore a button collar dress shirt from Costco w/ no belt. I'm stressed all the time. I'm conditioned to believe that I should be billing all the time, wknds nonstop.

I'm stressed/afraid to take dec 21 to jan 1 off for fear of what my firm would say.

No debt/ pretty decent savings. What's the right play? Just not give a shit at work and concentrate on getting healthier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195137)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:32 PM
Author: Startling genital piercing

ITT the classic biglaw pushover. Beta, risk-averse, and utterly replaceable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195166)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:51 PM
Author: Electric Cyan Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:52 PM
Author: Arousing Submissive Meetinghouse

Grow your hair back, workout, square up DAT jaw, squat, focus on your incline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195321)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: stirring charcoal mediation school cafeteria



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:30 PM
Author: Adventurous insecure shrine

stop being fat use rogaine and play some music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195160)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:33 PM
Author: big-titted swashbuckling house circlehead

realize that your problems are self made and that youre in an enviable position to most of the whole world as well as your peers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195171)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: bat shit crazy supple dingle berry fat ankles

Credited. I have to wear a lanyard and a "How can I help you?" button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195180)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: chrome gas station

No you don't. Your Schlick is getting old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195842)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: very tactful cocky roommate

Lol

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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: bat shit crazy supple dingle berry fat ankles

I really do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210073)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: splenetic multi-colored spot puppy

what's wrong with button collars? the look 10x better assuming no tie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195175)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: snowy nursing home

but you can't wear um in some courtrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209753)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: Anal sound barrier library

i get all my clothes from costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195307)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: confused trump supporter pervert



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:53 PM
Author: Arousing Submissive Meetinghouse

Must admit I have two Costco shirts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195329)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: mewling foreskin

*Two shirts Costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32154964)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: Odious death wish

I got so much shit piled on me today, I wanted to quit on the spot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195381)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: Zippy contagious dog poop

I am just not responding really. I took today off basically and just put on a not available message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195828)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 8:54 PM
Author: Jade Trip Bawdyhouse Sandwich

Just wear a $30k watch and you are always dressed well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24195774)



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Date: October 9th, 2013 11:41 PM
Author: green liquid oxygen ratface

I used to be like you. WAIT, no I wasn't. I was fucking awesome when I was in biglaw and was always dressed to perfection, the occasional nosebleed aside. You need to pull your fucking pants up and act like an adult or your pathetic, balding biglaw existence is all you will ever achieve. You will not make partner or lateral to the business side if you look the way you look. HALF of biglaw success is image. The other half is being better than everyone else, billing a ton and coke. But image is up there so fix up your shit so you can go to a client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24203651)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring big international law enforcement agency

missed you man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209765)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Adventurous insecure shrine

holy shit just do coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209775)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:46 PM
Author: Excitant Pocket Flask Laser Beams

DESCRIBE your current life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209852)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: hairless jet-lagged trailer park sneaky criminal

You should quit whatever you're doing and become a professional coach for biglawyers. This was devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209889)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Cobalt Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210017)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:12 PM
Author: Dashing lavender black woman

You're back? Cravath shitcanned you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210035)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:30 PM
Author: Garnet striped hyena weed whacker

FIne - link to acceptable clothing

j crew factory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210147)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed avocado university

IRL Schtick>>>>>>>xo schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210174)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author: Boyish prole water buffalo



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Date: October 10th, 2013 10:52 PM
Author: amber gaping

Just get JACK3D, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24209895)



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Date: October 10th, 2013 11:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed avocado university

me too bro. Pretty much quit, or man up (you have to pretend to want it, or you won't want it).

The thing is, you have to realize that people in Biglaw are defined by their interest in money. Other jobs, you can get by on other things, you can "alpha up" in other ways. In law? Nope. You have prestige/$. If you can't get your rocks off on these, ur gonna have a bad time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#24210188)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 5:09 AM
Author: Khaki adulterous stage

For the poaster who wants lolschool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2382266&forum_id=2#32153770)