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What the fuck is a soroity-faculty dinner?
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:13 PM Author: blue office I'm adjuncting at a local college and I got an email from the vice president of a sorority inviting me on behalf of a student to some weird formal dinner. My wife looked the girl up on Facebook and immediately nixed the idea, but it just seems like the strangest idea. Has anyone ever been to one of these things? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26580993) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: Milky stage nowag Are you college faculty bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581028) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: blue office what does that mean? I'm a contract working piece of filth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581037) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:36 PM Author: vigorous jewess forum "are you faculty" "what does that mean" sign of horrible flame |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:37 PM Author: blue office I thought you were asking me if I was tenure-track or a VAP/adjunct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581147) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 2:19 PM Author: Abnormal excitant set scourge upon the earth Sounds like fun. Remember to bring some condoms and SCHOLARSHIP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26583701) |
Date: October 24th, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Mewling university water buffalo yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581000) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: blue office what happened? Is it like one long table, I just imagine it as being hyper awkward... and extremely unethical and full of nightmarish potential scenarios for a young faculty member (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581010) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Mewling university water buffalo my house used to hold one, we would invite the cute profs and flirt a little bit but mostly just try to act classy in order to make sure we didn't get in trouble in future.
sure, some girls will want more, but you can ignore the whores |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Hyperventilating kink-friendly hall preventive strike sounds like those are the ones you'd want to pay some extra special attention to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581050) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:23 PM Author: blue office Wait. aren't you a married man?
I was picturing some weird awkward thing and then I was wondering whether I would have to bring a bottle of wine or something |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:29 PM Author: Mewling university water buffalo no, ex-sorority girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581097) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:30 PM Author: blue office Sounds like it was kind of fun. I'm so pathetic I thought for a second it would be a good way to network with other professors and then remembered my department head is a Marxist
EDIT: what do you mean by 'trouble' you mean grade-wise? |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:34 PM Author: Mewling university water buffalo grade-wise and institution-wise if we accidentally were racist, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581129) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:36 PM Author: blue office oh, to keep the sorority from getting into trouble... ah, that makes sense. Shoot, sounds like it would have been really fun, but wouldn't have been a good idea during my first semester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581137) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:37 PM Author: Mewling university water buffalo ur loss (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581144) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:38 PM Author: blue office damn it, which sorority were you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581152) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:40 PM Author: Mewling university water buffalo only thing that goes down faster than an anchor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581164) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:43 PM Author: blue office This was a different one. Was it a good experience? Did the networks help you? The school I went to sneered at the Greeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581186) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Orchid Bull Headed Parlor you're a GIRL?
never thought femposters could do such a good imitation of a shutin |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:47 PM Author: blue office Nah, I think he's fucking with me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26586977) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: Mewling university water buffalo I can poast my breasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26587011) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: blue office I guess you might as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26587297) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: Bateful internet-worthy tanning salon genital piercing it's everything you're imagining it being. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581008) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: blue office I pictured bowls of fruit bunch and a bunch of shame-faced professors skulking in the shadows as bright young things wheel past, giggling... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581016) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:23 PM Author: vigorous jewess forum No the ones to go to these things are proto shrews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581061) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:24 PM Author: blue office The profs or the sorority girls? This is a big southern school and someone else told me it was a kind of tradition. I figured it was a way to manipulate higher grades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581069) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:26 PM Author: vigorous jewess forum Re-do the flame more convincingly please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581079) |
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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:28 PM Author: blue office it isn't flame, if it was flame I would have pretended to go instead of ask my wife if I could and have to endure three hours of yelling about RICH WHORES WHO FLIRT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26581092) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Soul-stirring sooty hunting ground associate Sororities at my school did charitable work for autistic people all the time so you should be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26584081) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:21 PM Author: blue office wife already kiboshed it sigh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585271) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:43 PM Author: Shaky party of the first part lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585478) |
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Date: October 25th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: blue office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2708792&forum_id=2#26585556) |