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Now that I'm married, hearing about TINDER pisses me off
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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: slate rigpig sounds like a blast sounds like hordes of giggling shrews are down to screw
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: transparent hairraiser hell tank it's like I was on the last boat that went through cape horn to get to california and now i see all sorts of bros who just took the panama canal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730438) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: slate rigpig right???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730446) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: Brass aromatic black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730517) |
Date: November 16th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: Heady dragon legend It's overrated. Be happy with what you got, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730418) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:00 PM Author: slate rigpig that's not what I want to hear in this thread
I picture acres of glistening flesh
dames rolling their eyes white with lust
pink flesh pulsing and oozing
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: Heady dragon legend It does ooze indeed brother. Some nights I lay awake until 3 or 4 in the morning, face illuminated only by the glow of Tinder. I can feel my matches' eyes on me, wondering about me, oh good lord, it's magical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730447) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: slate rigpig swipe swipe swipe squish squish squish snort snort snort splurt splurt splurt |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:06 PM Author: Heady dragon legend A lot of them just want to snap snap snap you pictures of them schlicking their cunts, and hear about your cock engorging. I once faked an orgasm for one of them, ungh unghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730474) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:06 PM Author: slate rigpig I didn't even consider it as a mutual masturbation tool, so you don't even meet them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730478) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:07 PM Author: Heady dragon legend Sometimes yeah. Some of them are just on it to do this mostly I think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730484) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: slate rigpig How can you be sure they aren't men? Is it like mutual video? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730494) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:09 PM Author: Heady dragon legend You snapchat videos back and forth. I can see vaginas and mush so I know it's not a man. I suppose it could be some kind of trickery, though. But she'll do shit I tell her to do so I doubt it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730502) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: slate rigpig what a world the weirdest thing about the internet is realizing women have sexual appetites too I was always told hands off little psychopath don't intrude on their tempting little nuggets they are too pure for your grubby hands now all can see they are demented whores
sigh, I guess the mystery is gone but it must be SO MUCH EASIER
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: Heady dragon legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730526) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: Glassy Theatre You're not missing out on much bro. GRINDR on the other hand..that's some life-changing shit right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730433) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: slate rigpig fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck!
orgies for the asking
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:03 PM Author: slate rigpig Like how I graduated high school just after AOL messaging came online and shit, how much fucking easier would dating have been if you didn't have to man up and call girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730452) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:05 PM Author: Glassy Theatre Bro, this is where I tell you to man up RIGHT FUCKING NOW and do what you gotta do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730470) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:06 PM Author: slate rigpig huh, I'm married
EDIT oh wait... yeah, your friends would cluster around and get you all hyped up while you'd flip through the school directory and feel the terrible weight on you as you dialed those digits and the click click click as the trunk lines connected and that thin little voice on teh other end...
Hi, Emily? It's smudge... from school |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:10 PM Author: Glassy Theatre Download Tinder and GRINDR. It's not cheating until you stick it in bro. Just peep your head out to see what's going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730509) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: slate rigpig nah. my wife is ex-CIA, she'd snout it out and I don't have facebook anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730522) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:10 PM Author: Concupiscible Public Bath it's pretty easy to solve your marriage problem, brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730504) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:14 PM Author: slate rigpig trap door and punji spikes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730537) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: awkward bossy wagecucks field I'm in NYC. A lot of girls on Tinder think it will actually lead to a relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730528) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:14 PM Author: slate rigpig ugh, I remember when I used OkCupid many girls were using it for NETWORKING (never mind they never tried to pay their share) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730535) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:20 PM Author: awkward bossy wagecucks field I live in NYC. I think I've had a girl offer to pay her share maybe twice. And these are supposedly feminist shrews with uber-careers and all sorts of half marathons to their name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730583) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: slate rigpig maybe being married isn't so bad the only chix who would offer to pay were fresh off the boat and I interpreted it to mean they weren't interested |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:31 PM Author: awkward bossy wagecucks field I once had a girl tell me that she only offers to pay if she's not interested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730677) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: slate rigpig sigh, sounds about right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730686) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:18 PM Author: slate rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730562) |
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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: slate rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730736) |
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Date: April 13th, 2020 8:12 PM Author: internet-worthy roommate fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#40008217) |