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Now that I'm married, hearing about TINDER pisses me off

sounds like a blast sounds like hordes of giggling shrews a...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
it's like I was on the last boat that went through cape horn...
razzle brilliant kitty
  11/16/14
right????
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
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lake disrespectful jap
  11/16/14
It's overrated. Be happy with what you got, brother
light diverse parlour
  11/16/14
that's not what I want to hear in this thread I picture a...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
It does ooze indeed brother. Some nights I lay awake until 3...
light diverse parlour
  11/16/14
swipe swipe swipe squish squish squish snort snort snort ...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
A lot of them just want to snap snap snap you pictures of th...
light diverse parlour
  11/16/14
I didn't even consider it as a mutual masturbation tool, so ...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
Sometimes yeah. Some of them are just on it to do this mostl...
light diverse parlour
  11/16/14
How can you be sure they aren't men? Is it like mutual video...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
You snapchat videos back and forth. I can see vaginas and mu...
light diverse parlour
  11/16/14
what a world the weirdest thing about the internet is reali...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
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light diverse parlour
  11/16/14
You're not missing out on much bro. GRINDR on the other hand...
Big Tattoo
  11/16/14
fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! orgies for the askin...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
Like how I graduated high school just after AOL messaging ca...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
Bro, this is where I tell you to man up RIGHT FUCKING NOW an...
Big Tattoo
  11/16/14
huh, I'm married EDIT oh wait... yeah, your friends would...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
Download Tinder and GRINDR. It's not cheating until you stic...
Big Tattoo
  11/16/14
nah. my wife is ex-CIA, she'd snout it out and I don't have ...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
it's pretty easy to solve your marriage problem, brother
Boyish hell ratface
  11/16/14
trap door and punji spikes?
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
I'm in NYC. A lot of girls on Tinder think it will actually...
180 Garrison
  11/16/14
ugh, I remember when I used OkCupid many girls were using it...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
I live in NYC. I think I've had a girl offer to pay her sha...
180 Garrison
  11/16/14
maybe being married isn't so bad the only chix who would of...
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
I once had a girl tell me that she only offers to pay if she...
180 Garrison
  11/16/14
sigh, sounds about right
Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
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Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
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Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef
  11/16/14
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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

sounds like a blast

sounds like hordes of giggling shrews are down to screw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730410)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: razzle brilliant kitty

it's like I was on the last boat that went through cape horn to get to california and now i see all sorts of bros who just took the panama canal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730438)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

right????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730446)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: lake disrespectful jap



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Date: November 16th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: light diverse parlour

It's overrated. Be happy with what you got, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730418)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

that's not what I want to hear in this thread

I picture acres of glistening flesh

dames rolling their eyes white with lust

pink flesh pulsing and oozing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730431)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: light diverse parlour

It does ooze indeed brother. Some nights I lay awake until 3 or 4 in the morning, face illuminated only by the glow of Tinder. I can feel my matches' eyes on me, wondering about me, oh good lord, it's magical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730447)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

swipe swipe swipe

squish squish squish

snort snort snort

splurt splurt splurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730457)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:06 PM
Author: light diverse parlour

A lot of them just want to snap snap snap you pictures of them schlicking their cunts, and hear about your cock engorging. I once faked an orgasm for one of them, ungh unghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730474)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:06 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

I didn't even consider it as a mutual masturbation tool, so you don't even meet them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730478)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:07 PM
Author: light diverse parlour

Sometimes yeah. Some of them are just on it to do this mostly I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730484)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

How can you be sure they aren't men? Is it like mutual video?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730494)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: light diverse parlour

You snapchat videos back and forth. I can see vaginas and mush so I know it's not a man. I suppose it could be some kind of trickery, though. But she'll do shit I tell her to do so I doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730502)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:11 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

what a world

the weirdest thing about the internet is realizing women have sexual appetites too

I was always told hands off little psychopath don't intrude on their tempting little nuggets

they are too pure for your grubby hands

now all can see they are demented whores

sigh, I guess the mystery is gone

but it must be SO MUCH EASIER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730514)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: light diverse parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730526)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Big Tattoo

You're not missing out on much bro. GRINDR on the other hand..that's some life-changing shit right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730433)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck!

orgies for the asking



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730436)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:03 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

Like how I graduated high school just after AOL messaging came online and shit, how much fucking easier would dating have been if you didn't have to man up and call girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730452)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:05 PM
Author: Big Tattoo

Bro, this is where I tell you to man up RIGHT FUCKING NOW and do what you gotta do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730470)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:06 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

huh, I'm married

EDIT oh wait... yeah, your friends would cluster around and get you all hyped up while you'd flip through the school directory and feel the terrible weight on you as you dialed those digits and the click click click as the trunk lines connected and that thin little voice on teh other end...

Hi, Emily? It's smudge... from school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730476)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Big Tattoo

Download Tinder and GRINDR. It's not cheating until you stick it in bro. Just peep your head out to see what's going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730509)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

nah. my wife is ex-CIA, she'd snout it out and I don't have facebook anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730522)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Boyish hell ratface

it's pretty easy to solve your marriage problem, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730504)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

trap door and punji spikes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730537)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: 180 Garrison

I'm in NYC. A lot of girls on Tinder think it will actually lead to a relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730528)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

ugh, I remember when I used OkCupid many girls were using it for NETWORKING (never mind they never tried to pay their share)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730535)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: 180 Garrison

I live in NYC. I think I've had a girl offer to pay her share maybe twice. And these are supposedly feminist shrews with uber-careers and all sorts of half marathons to their name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730583)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

maybe being married isn't so bad

the only chix who would offer to pay were fresh off the boat

and I interpreted it to mean they weren't interested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730589)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: 180 Garrison

I once had a girl tell me that she only offers to pay if she's not interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730677)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef

sigh, sounds about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730686)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2729379&forum_id=2#26730562)



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Date: November 16th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Carmine Wonderful Roast Beef



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Date: April 13th, 2020 8:12 PM
Author: misunderstood spectacular masturbator



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