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Just watched Episode 1 of The Mandalorian. Here is my review.
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Date: November 12th, 2019 8:16 PM Author: glassy razzle place of business The Mandalorian is the exciting new Bittorrent series following the adventures of Boba Teeh. In conclusion, it was dull shit for children that not even Werner Herzog could save. 125. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39108819) |
Date: November 12th, 2019 9:13 PM Author: Drunken party of the first part Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109109) |
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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:16 PM Author: Pungent Old Irish Cottage Hospital No doubt created by a committee full of metoo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109123) |
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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:19 PM Author: glassy razzle place of business Surprisingly low WOKE content which is why it got a 125 vs 120. Boba Tee is some kind of mystery meat but your don't see his adult face in the episode, and there is a woman Mandelorian 'blacksmith' (you don't see her face either). That's it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109146) |
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Date: November 12th, 2019 9:18 PM Author: Haunting genital piercing institution really underwhelming for all the hype how could that be a pilot for their flagship and wtf was up with the 5min of him learning to ride a random animal so dull |
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Date: November 12th, 2019 11:37 PM Author: glassy razzle place of business also hated the 'epic' music during the thing-riding scene and other scenes that weren't epic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39109880) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:00 PM Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping ladyboy resort my question was how the bounty hunting robot was basically indestructible, got shot dozens of times including by some super-cannon and was basically unscathed, yet the Mandalorian dude one shotted him in the head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114493) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:06 PM Author: glassy razzle place of business Or why a platoon of guards can't set up a security perimeter and prevent an obviously hostile droid from just walking right up to the door of the compound, etc etc but that's the fundamental problem with genreshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114516) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 7:51 PM Author: khaki impressive stage I was underwhelmed, too. The robot was 180, though.
Thankfully, each episode seems to have a different director. The guy in ep1 did the SW cartoon shows. He doesn't seem to grasp live action, and he can't direct |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:18 PM Author: shaky theater Is the robot ig-88 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114557) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:22 PM Author: glassy razzle place of business It's a donutIG-88. (IG-88 had his own ridiculous history in the EU). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114578) |
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Date: November 13th, 2019 8:35 PM Author: bonkers histrionic digit ratio Rabotnik of the galaxy unite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39114629) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:50 PM Author: Twisted Talking Dog Poop Office Seems like this show has been well received (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39158515) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:58 PM Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping ladyboy resort it's ok. The second episode was interesting too, I wouldn't call it great though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39158540) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:00 PM Author: Bull headed native Something is off about this show, like they just did what they are doing with the movies but with 1/8th the budget. They should be using Shadows of the Empire as their model in terms of tone/aesthetic. I thought they might just let the Losers/Nerds this one but that would be asking too much. I am assuming that the writers and stagehands and camerawomen are all lesbians or whatever.
Also, bounty hunters/guys who wear helmets and have no personalities don't get more interesting the more that you learn about them, that's not how that works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKo1KdugK80 |
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Date: November 23rd, 2019 12:23 PM Author: ungodly meetinghouse people who are hurt The tone is a significant improvement over the movies.
Still not great but worth watching I think for an og star wars fan. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2019 12:06 PM Author: Haunting genital piercing institution i thought last night's ep was the best one so far. it was good but not awesome.
and honestly, they couldn't get someone better than carl weathers? he ruins every scene he's in. i keep thinking he's going to start talking about making a stew. |
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Date: November 23rd, 2019 12:25 PM Author: blue cruise ship jap The show sucks. It's frustrating that even the Lucasfilm people have no idea what makes their story interesting. Why even have a show set in this world during this time period (after the fall of the Empire) that isn't about the shit going on at the New Republic and new Jedi academies? Who cares about some random bounty hunter character with no personality or motivation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39161117) |
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Date: November 24th, 2019 11:43 AM Author: Bull headed native Lol nobody cares about the Jedi stuff, which is way easier to screw up by the way, you basically need someone on par with Alec Guinness to make it work imo otherwise it's a slippery slope and becomes gay af. The bounty hunter stuff is way easier to pull off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39164691) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:47 AM Author: khaki impressive stage Credited. We already know that everything about the jedi and republic post-ROTJ is just a slow boring trickle of bad decisions that leads everyone to pretty much back to where they were 30 years prior by the time of ep7
Not saying Mandalorian is great, but going with a distant side story was the credited move for now. I guess the technology to do good space action inexpensively isn't quite there yet |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:18 AM Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping ladyboy resort $120 million for the season, believe it or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168865) |
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Date: November 24th, 2019 7:18 AM Author: Trip sickened home potus knew this would be shit in the first five minutes when they do that cliche of the motionless guy at the bar getting shit talked by some goon then suddenly reacting with lighting fast hand to hand and slamming the guy's head into the bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39164149) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:56 AM Author: Haunting genital piercing institution ok, this is going to sound stupid in a rian johnson "im deconstructing star wars" kind of way, but i think that's the whole point.
a western with all the cliches, but it's star wars. its especially obvious in the third episode which is full of more western tropes and ends with the "saved from a gunshot by something in your pocket" cliche.
i mean just listen to the theme, it's basically the theme from a spaghetti western.
i dunno, it's entertaining so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yqW64Dx7c |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 4:21 PM Author: Trip sickened home potus i warmed to it as i watched ep 2 and 3. it sticks out for its sound and visual aesthetic. the story is pretty slow but decent enough. dialogue is predictably silly. definitely looks great amid so much poorly produced garbage available for streaming.
the specific "move" i'm talking about isn't really a western thing but more like some fast twitch bullshit jason bourne started |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:35 AM Author: Alcoholic national So you guys complain about capeshit being one absurd action scene after another but when a cerebral western comes on with a (somewhat) realistic world your still not happy because it was still too slow for you? ljl figure your head out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168590) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:39 AM Author: Drunken party of the first part That’s not why they complain about capeshit Comprehend much? |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 9:40 AM Author: Alcoholic national this is exactly what many of the capeshit threads have been about. You trying to get fucked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168622) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:01 AM Author: Drunken party of the first part Lolno SJWism Garbage stories Etc
Your concern is a worthless afterthought |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:16 AM Author: Drunken party of the first part Before I drag up two weird unbumped examples, the forum has hundreds of threads on capeshit with tens or hundreds of poasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168857) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 10:22 AM Author: glassy razzle place of business (guy who thinks the Mandalorean is 'cerebral') (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39168891) |
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Date: November 25th, 2019 5:59 PM Author: Drunken party of the first part Devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39171507) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2019 4:59 PM Author: Chartreuse up-to-no-good circlehead double fault You guys are fags. It is a 180 show. As a GenX Star Wars fan that saw Episode IV in the theaters as a little kid, THIS is what we've been waiting for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39203725) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2019 5:11 PM Author: effete motley sound barrier That's going a too far, but generally more CR than most of the response on the bort so far, which has been the typical bitter, millennial, former-college Republican faggotry that passes for insight on this fallen website. The shootout at the end of the pilot was great as is the macguffin. "WAH WAH THE MADE UP BAND OF SPACE ALIEN OUTLAWS DO NOT DEMONSTRATE ADEQUATE LEVELS OF SECURITY RESPONSE TRAINING TO SATISFY MY PRE-EXISTING/JUST NOW MADE UP PREFERENCES. I NEED A GIANT DILDO IN MY ASS TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THIS." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39203807) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:29 AM Author: glassy razzle place of business (azn manchild entertaining by children's entertainment) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39207273) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:15 AM Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping ladyboy resort I wouldn’t call it 180. More “ok”. It’s not terribly good, that said I want to keep watching and it’s better than TLJ for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206953) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 7:49 AM Author: Excitant gay lodge watching episode 4, why can't these star wars nerds make one movie/show without a KICKASS female character? completely takes you out of it for no fucking reason.
edit: there are MULTIPLE KICKASS girls. GRRRRRRLLLL POWER |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 8:07 AM Author: Haunting genital piercing institution And why is Carano so distractingly fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206811) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:14 AM Author: razzle-dazzle nofapping ladyboy resort Yep. The mandalorian guy is virtually indestructible, literally able to take on dozens of bounty hunters at once, but he met his match with one female who kicks his ass pretty good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206951) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM Author: Diverse Chrome Stead This is now a requirement for any action movie -- cop show, capeshit, scifi, dragon show, etc. And the original blame for this falls on white male nerds who whack off to 110 pound women in video games who kick ass. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:15 AM Author: Ocher Multi-colored Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206954) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2019 9:16 AM Author: galvanic crusty shrine codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#39206957) |
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Date: January 24th, 2022 11:35 PM Author: Bearded piazza I'm three episodes in and it seems like they turned a video game into a movie. The mandalorian has some kind of vision that lets him see footprints like in a batman game, and he does side quests and has boss fights. There's even armor crafting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#43842445) |
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Date: January 25th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: glassy razzle place of business . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4380917&forum_id=2#43847402) |