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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
fragrant gas station filthpig
  07/17/22
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bespoke candlestick maker
  07/17/22
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mustard mad cow disease
  07/17/22
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Cerebral Theatre
  07/18/22
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fragrant gas station filthpig
  09/29/22
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fragrant gas station filthpig
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Vigorous brunch
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Vigorous brunch
  01/07/23
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Cerebral Theatre
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
wonderful address
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
wonderful address
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Multi-colored smoky liquid oxygen
  03/18/23
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fragrant gas station filthpig
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
wonderful address
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Vivacious bistre theater
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
rambunctious hyperactive goal in life roast beef
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Chrome menage
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  08/23/24
...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
excitant business firm
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Jet-lagged aphrodisiac puppy
  09/28/24
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fragrant gas station filthpig
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
cyan internet-worthy nowag locus
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: fragrant gas station filthpig

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: bespoke candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: mustard mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: fragrant gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: fragrant gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Vigorous brunch

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Vigorous brunch

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: wonderful address

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: wonderful address

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored smoky liquid oxygen

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: fragrant gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: wonderful address

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Vivacious bistre theater

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: rambunctious hyperactive goal in life roast beef

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Chrome menage

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: excitant business firm

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Jet-lagged aphrodisiac puppy

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: fragrant gas station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: cyan internet-worthy nowag locus

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932244)