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Never forget - UCLA MBA >>> HLS JD
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:11 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Never forget: Joe_Vag (Rape101) took out an extra $200,000 for an NYU MBA, was fired from his "boutique" banking job in less than a year and will never work in banking or finance or biglaw again.
Homeless Person with spacious cardboard box >>>>>> JoeVag
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&mc=218&forum_id=2 |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:13 PM Author: Heady brethren psychic whatz he gonna do w/ that mountain of debt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12108728) |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:14 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin securitize it
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MODELS+BOTTLZ |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:16 PM Author: Heady brethren psychic someone should make a reality show about him so we can all watch it and instantly feel better about ourselves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12108753) |
Date: June 28th, 2009 7:16 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:16 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
more like 120K
but either way, the average UCLA MBA makes about $400K in total comp 10 years out
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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:04 PM Author: Geriatric fragrant laser beams theater LOL. It looks like they average $133,000 after 10 years. http://bwnt.businessweek.com/interactive_reports/mba_pay_2009/index.asp?sortCol=est_career_pay&sortOrder=2&pageNum=1&resultNum=100 |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:18 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Joe on why US News starting salary + bonus is half of what he claimed it is:
Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:36 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
the usnews data doesn't track the numbers cited by the schools in their brochures, so someone's wrong. |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:19 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Joe on how he will be on the far right end of the curve for MBA salaries
Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:40 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
either way, all those losers that take positions at places like quaker oats are bringing down the averages. I'm not in this to be some supply chain manager. |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:20 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Rape101 on how a $200k biglaw job was insufficient for a man of his ambitions
Date: December 3rd, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
how does my attitude suck? I mean, I could easily continue with my biglaw job, make my 200k a year and keep going until they tell me I won't make partner. But I'd rather do something else with my life. |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: Adventurous pocket flask potus excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12108780) |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Rape101 responding to a poster who says it is unlikely that he will make $400k with his MBA:
Date: December 3rd, 2005 6:35 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
well, we'll see. |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:24 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin JoeVag explaining he cannot scan for us the document he possesses that breaks down how MBAs routinely make $400k: O'Connor's "the majesty of law" pales in comarison to the majesty of HBS (a prospective student visiting above his station in life if ever there was one)
Date: December 7th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
actually in boston right now visiting prestigious b-schools.
do you know that HBS has 32 buildings! That's like an entire college campus. |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Rape101 breaks it down to just the basic facts:
Date: December 10th, 2005 5:27 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
what's so hard to understand?
bankers' compensation >>> lawyers' compensation |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Joe explains the quiet desperation of the bourgeoisie class:
Date: December 10th, 2005 5:38 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
enjoy your middle class existence and getting pwned by partners for the next ten years |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:27 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Joe throws down the gauntlet:
Date: December 12th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
any other lawyer fucks who want to get pwned? |
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Date: June 29th, 2009 1:08 PM Author: Stimulating messiness tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12114783) |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:28 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Joe awaits prestigious acceptances from top5 business schools:
Date: March 1st, 2006 5:44 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
don't know yet. just one acceptance so far at stern. still waiting to hear from other places. |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:32 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Joe awaits NU's meteoric rise to top 5 status:
Date: September 23rd, 2004 4:27 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
its medians are higher than chicago's now
should be somewhere in the 3.8/172 range in a few years.
just a matter of time
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:36 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin joe tells us about the prestige of NYU Stern students:
Date: April 24th, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
these guys are uber prestigious. many asian investment bankers and hot jewish chicks. met one other lawyer (hls grad). |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:37 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Date: April 26th, 2006 1:09 AM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
yeah, probably so, although when he said "hedge fund partner" i nearly wet my pants.
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:38 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Rape101 opines on Cornell's prestige:
Date: April 26th, 2006 6:56 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
duke, penn, dart, and brown are NOT more prestigious than cornell |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:40 PM Author: Supple flatulent box office lol, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12108935) |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:44 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin Joe pretends to be another poster, talks about his prestigious "exit plan" for biglaw
Date: May 2nd, 2006 2:08 PM Author: Reade_Seligmann
yeah, but I think he's got a pretty good exit plan
Date: May 2nd, 2006 2:24 PM Author: Reade_Seligmann
i think he's going to b-school
Date: May 2nd, 2006 2:34 PM Author: gridlocker (walter_bonatti@chamonix.com)
that's a pretty shitty exit plan
Date: May 2nd, 2006 2:45 PM Author: Reade_Seligmann
why's that? sounds good to me. |
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Date: September 13th, 2009 8:18 PM Author: Autistic Pungent Abode Kitty I always assumed Reade_Seligmann was joe_vaj. I always thought it was just a moniker change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12738338) |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin a sad day, Joe abandons NU trolling to better focus his efforts on MBA trolling
Date: March 28th, 2006 4:25 PM Author: Joe_Vaj_8
I can no longer do this in good conscience after today's sad news. From this point foreward, I shall focus all my efforts on trolling for my far more prestigious and financially rewarding MBA degree.
I sense this helps.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=388943&mc=5&forum_id=2 |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:53 PM Author: Concupiscible kitchen bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12109044) |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 7:54 PM Author: Sinister Filthpig Cumskin will update with more later, but it's not like you don't know the story: you will never be cash positive on the mountain of debt you took out and your striverdom and hubris have caused you to be absolutely 100% fucked for life.
I most sincerely hope this helps. |
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Date: June 28th, 2009 9:05 PM Author: Concupiscible kitchen lol, I'm happy bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12109654) |
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Date: June 29th, 2009 1:50 AM Author: indecent internal respiration In the end, that's all that matters. Maybe this experience humbled you a bit, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12112882) |
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Date: June 29th, 2009 3:17 PM Author: Concupiscible kitchen it did. definitely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12115702) |
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Date: June 29th, 2009 1:10 PM Author: Stimulating messiness fucking brutal man. hopefully your life and experiences can be a shining example of what not to do, because that's about all they're good for these days... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12114807) |
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Date: June 29th, 2009 3:17 PM Author: Concupiscible kitchen yeah, i would definitely have done some things differently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12115700) |
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Date: September 13th, 2009 8:20 PM Author: magenta gunner main people You're actually a very good dood for admitting your folly...unlike Fish. I hope things work out for you, despite your former cocksuredness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12738356) |
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Date: June 29th, 2009 1:16 PM Author: comical whorehouse water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12114864) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:49 AM Author: Jet provocative place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12140708) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:50 AM Author: Concupiscible kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12140717) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2009 2:12 AM Author: Milky Misunderstood Point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12147591) |
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Date: September 13th, 2009 8:06 PM Author: hairraiser insecure hall black woman never forget! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12738202) |
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Date: September 13th, 2009 8:07 PM Author: Concupiscible kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12738204) |
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Date: September 13th, 2009 8:22 PM Author: Anal digit ratio -- 2005 --
Date: December 3rd, 2005 2:12 PM
Author: Joe_Vaj_8
i will pwn all you bitches. every single one of you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=311093&forum_id=2#4449177 )
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Date: September 13th, 2009 8:22 PM Author: Anal digit ratio -- 2008 --
getting an mba was a huge mistake
Date: June 21st, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: rape101
you guys were right. what a waste of money. it was fun though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1023744&forum_id=2#12050644 )
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Date: October 6th, 2009 7:44 PM Author: Concupiscible kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1029307&forum_id=2#12922559) |