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A Biglaw Summer (by Johnsmeyer)
| painfully honest deer antler crackhouse | 04/21/16 |
| abusive slimy round eye therapy | 04/21/16 |
| Snowy sick theater | 04/21/16 |
| Nubile hall | 04/21/16 |
| abusive slimy round eye therapy | 04/21/16 |
| Sooty Comical Dysfunction Regret | 04/21/16 |
| Coiffed library hominid | 04/21/16 |
| stubborn turquoise whorehouse | 04/21/16 |
| Angry mad-dog skullcap organic girlfriend | 04/21/16 |
| marvelous indian lodge | 04/21/16 |
| Filthy amber sanctuary | 04/21/16 |
| Aqua tripping institution | 04/21/16 |
| Magical rough-skinned selfie | 04/21/16 |
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| brindle twisted stage prole | 04/21/16 |
| Aromatic tanning salon | 04/03/25 |
| 180 stag film | 04/03/25 |
| talented bearded spot marketing idea | 04/21/16 |
| Dashing opaque alpha really tough guy | 04/21/16 |
| Magical rough-skinned selfie | 04/21/16 |
| Dashing opaque alpha really tough guy | 04/21/16 |
| painfully honest deer antler crackhouse | 04/22/16 |
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| Dashing opaque alpha really tough guy | 04/21/16 |
| vermilion karate university | 04/21/16 |
| Stimulating Casino Pervert | 04/21/16 |
| Ruby Hyperventilating School Cafeteria | 04/21/16 |
| Green Cruel-hearted Mediation | 04/21/16 |
| provocative school | 04/21/16 |
| painfully honest deer antler crackhouse | 04/21/16 |
| Exciting Translucent Lay | 04/21/16 |
| Dull big half-breed | 04/21/16 |
| obsidian office depressive | 04/21/16 |
| Submissive Clown Wagecucks | 04/21/16 |
| painfully honest deer antler crackhouse | 04/21/16 |
| Ruby Hyperventilating School Cafeteria | 04/22/16 |
| exhilarant resort | 04/03/25 |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:31 AM Author: painfully honest deer antler crackhouse You're a biglawyer
"A Big Day Today!"
Youre going to court
To the southern district
To beg for an extension
"Oh Living the dream!"
Your argument is ready
Your Allen Edmonds are shined,
"Judge Francis awaits! To the Magistrate I go!
Can't fuck this up! This is my big day!"
But on the subway you see
A girl in short shorts
She's definitely a teen!
High school or college?
"Her eyes are so green!"
She gets off at Canal.
"Should I follow her or not?
Judge Francis awaits!"
Fuck it.
You get off that train
And follow her out
You take out your phone
To take "just one snap"
With your camera out
You follow her up,
Three steps behind
That really big butt
Popping out of the shorts
"I got three good ones!"
By the time you get out
You're starting to sweat
You look at your watch
"She's only 5 steps ahead"
She gets to the corner
Canal and Lafayette
She's standing alone
Your heart starts pounding
That tan young ass
Waiting alone!
"Approach her or not?
I'm a grown man!
In my mid thirties
She'll think I'm old and dirty.
Fuck it.
I'll go to plan B."
As you approach
Your heart starts to beat
All you can focus on
Is that delicious meat
Right on her ass
Out of her shorts
So you stick out your hand
And give it a grab
And take off court
You take off real fast
To Biglaw you go. |
Date: April 21st, 2016 7:32 AM Author: abusive slimy round eye therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317008) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:36 AM Author: Snowy sick theater much like tarantino, its always great when johnsmeyer releases new material, but i enjoyed his earlier work the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317017) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:37 AM Author: Nubile hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317021) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: abusive slimy round eye therapy idk my head hurts from laughing at this for a full 30 seconds. i'm pretty high, but still. thought about changing my blank bump to a 180 but didn't. maybe i'll regret that later when this has a torrent of 180s. people will say i was afraid to be the first one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317024) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:07 PM Author: Sooty Comical Dysfunction Regret (Guy who is high) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321211) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:52 AM Author: Coiffed library hominid Nah this is good. Early johnsmeyer released a lot of mediocre stuff too. This is high quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318294) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:28 PM Author: stubborn turquoise whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320507) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:32 PM Author: Angry mad-dog skullcap organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320529) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: marvelous indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317023) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:53 AM Author: Filthy amber sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317055) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:30 AM Author: Aqua tripping institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317195) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Magical rough-skinned selfie legit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317216) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:58 AM Author: Magical rough-skinned selfie See, the problem with modern society is that girls like this aren't in mainstream society, but instead are sequestered in college where their parents pay absurd amounts of money for them to learn nothing in particular. From age 17 they should start interning year-round in our offices and get some "hands on" experience. Of course, they'll get the best learning experience if they sit on our laps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317274) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:04 AM Author: brindle twisted stage prole JUDGE FRANCIS AWAITS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317294) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Aromatic tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811553) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM Author: 180 stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811555) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:11 AM Author: talented bearded spot marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317311) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:14 AM Author: Dashing opaque alpha really tough guy Legit as fuckk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317323) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Magical rough-skinned selfie c'mon fools, where's the love? Johnsmeyer is this generation's Mark Twain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318273) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Dashing opaque alpha really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318274) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:34 AM Author: painfully honest deer antler crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324124) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: cyan maniacal associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318278) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:50 AM Author: Dashing opaque alpha really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318282) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:51 AM Author: vermilion karate university LMfao 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318290) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:53 AM Author: Stimulating Casino Pervert lmao 180.
imagine how IRATE chicks would be to get molested by a 5'9" Asian lawyer lol |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Ruby Hyperventilating School Cafeteria 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318319) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Green Cruel-hearted Mediation ending was a let down but the rest is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318320) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: provocative school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318328) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:10 PM Author: painfully honest deer antler crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320396) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Exciting Translucent Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320448) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Dull big half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320464) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: obsidian office depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320465) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 6:44 PM Author: Submissive Clown Wagecucks ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321037) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:59 PM Author: painfully honest deer antler crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321557) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:41 AM Author: Ruby Hyperventilating School Cafeteria EPIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324133) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM Author: exhilarant resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811759) |