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A Biglaw Summer (by Johnsmeyer)
| Alcoholic Talking Dysfunction | 04/21/16 |
| Pearl circlehead alpha | 04/21/16 |
| unholy hateful mad cow disease deer antler | 04/21/16 |
| Titillating patrolman hall | 04/21/16 |
| Pearl circlehead alpha | 04/21/16 |
| Swashbuckling Telephone | 04/21/16 |
| peach menage | 04/21/16 |
| Harsh Stain | 04/21/16 |
| Metal alcoholic queen of the night rehab | 04/21/16 |
| trip haunted graveyard | 04/21/16 |
| ivory tanning salon philosopher-king | 04/21/16 |
| flesh insanely creepy rigor | 04/21/16 |
| sickened coiffed feces | 04/21/16 |
| sickened coiffed feces | 04/21/16 |
| Big fishy wrinkle volcanic crater | 04/21/16 |
| Exhilarant Lemon Station | 04/03/25 |
| glittery ruby casino | 04/03/25 |
| aquamarine godawful corn cake | 04/21/16 |
| Hairless olive travel guidebook | 04/21/16 |
| sickened coiffed feces | 04/21/16 |
| Hairless olive travel guidebook | 04/21/16 |
| Alcoholic Talking Dysfunction | 04/22/16 |
| beady-eyed kink-friendly area candlestick maker | 04/21/16 |
| Hairless olive travel guidebook | 04/21/16 |
| soul-stirring kitchen pisswyrm | 04/21/16 |
| hyperventilating violet crackhouse | 04/21/16 |
| awkward contagious theatre therapy | 04/21/16 |
| sapphire sanctuary halford | 04/21/16 |
| thirsty red den | 04/21/16 |
| Alcoholic Talking Dysfunction | 04/21/16 |
| green cerebral hominid international law enforcement agency | 04/21/16 |
| Useless Mind-boggling Hospital | 04/21/16 |
| Glassy apoplectic indian lodge azn | 04/21/16 |
| Soggy curious fanboi milk | 04/21/16 |
| Alcoholic Talking Dysfunction | 04/21/16 |
| awkward contagious theatre therapy | 04/22/16 |
| Diverse filthpig | 04/03/25 |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:31 AM Author: Alcoholic Talking Dysfunction You're a biglawyer
"A Big Day Today!"
Youre going to court
To the southern district
To beg for an extension
"Oh Living the dream!"
Your argument is ready
Your Allen Edmonds are shined,
"Judge Francis awaits! To the Magistrate I go!
Can't fuck this up! This is my big day!"
But on the subway you see
A girl in short shorts
She's definitely a teen!
High school or college?
"Her eyes are so green!"
She gets off at Canal.
"Should I follow her or not?
Judge Francis awaits!"
Fuck it.
You get off that train
And follow her out
You take out your phone
To take "just one snap"
With your camera out
You follow her up,
Three steps behind
That really big butt
Popping out of the shorts
"I got three good ones!"
By the time you get out
You're starting to sweat
You look at your watch
"She's only 5 steps ahead"
She gets to the corner
Canal and Lafayette
She's standing alone
Your heart starts pounding
That tan young ass
Waiting alone!
"Approach her or not?
I'm a grown man!
In my mid thirties
She'll think I'm old and dirty.
Fuck it.
I'll go to plan B."
As you approach
Your heart starts to beat
All you can focus on
Is that delicious meat
Right on her ass
Out of her shorts
So you stick out your hand
And give it a grab
And take off court
You take off real fast
To Biglaw you go. |
Date: April 21st, 2016 7:32 AM Author: Pearl circlehead alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317008) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:36 AM Author: unholy hateful mad cow disease deer antler much like tarantino, its always great when johnsmeyer releases new material, but i enjoyed his earlier work the best (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317017) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:37 AM Author: Titillating patrolman hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317021) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: Pearl circlehead alpha idk my head hurts from laughing at this for a full 30 seconds. i'm pretty high, but still. thought about changing my blank bump to a 180 but didn't. maybe i'll regret that later when this has a torrent of 180s. people will say i was afraid to be the first one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317024) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:07 PM Author: Swashbuckling Telephone (Guy who is high) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321211) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:52 AM Author: peach menage Nah this is good. Early johnsmeyer released a lot of mediocre stuff too. This is high quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318294) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:28 PM Author: Harsh Stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320507) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:32 PM Author: Metal alcoholic queen of the night rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320529) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:39 AM Author: trip haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317023) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:53 AM Author: ivory tanning salon philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317055) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:30 AM Author: flesh insanely creepy rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317195) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: sickened coiffed feces legit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317216) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 8:58 AM Author: sickened coiffed feces See, the problem with modern society is that girls like this aren't in mainstream society, but instead are sequestered in college where their parents pay absurd amounts of money for them to learn nothing in particular. From age 17 they should start interning year-round in our offices and get some "hands on" experience. Of course, they'll get the best learning experience if they sit on our laps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317274) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:04 AM Author: Big fishy wrinkle volcanic crater JUDGE FRANCIS AWAITS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317294) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:16 PM Author: Exhilarant Lemon Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811553) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM Author: glittery ruby casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811555) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:11 AM Author: aquamarine godawful corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317311) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 9:14 AM Author: Hairless olive travel guidebook Legit as fuckk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30317323) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: sickened coiffed feces c'mon fools, where's the love? Johnsmeyer is this generation's Mark Twain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318273) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: Hairless olive travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318274) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:34 AM Author: Alcoholic Talking Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324124) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:49 AM Author: beady-eyed kink-friendly area candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318278) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:50 AM Author: Hairless olive travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318282) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:51 AM Author: soul-stirring kitchen pisswyrm LMfao 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318290) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:53 AM Author: hyperventilating violet crackhouse lmao 180.
imagine how IRATE chicks would be to get molested by a 5'9" Asian lawyer lol |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: awkward contagious theatre therapy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318319) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:56 AM Author: sapphire sanctuary halford ending was a let down but the rest is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318320) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:57 AM Author: thirsty red den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30318328) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:10 PM Author: Alcoholic Talking Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320396) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:17 PM Author: green cerebral hominid international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320448) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Useless Mind-boggling Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320464) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Glassy apoplectic indian lodge azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30320465) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 6:44 PM Author: Soggy curious fanboi milk ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321037) |
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Date: April 21st, 2016 7:59 PM Author: Alcoholic Talking Dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30321557) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2016 7:41 AM Author: awkward contagious theatre therapy EPIC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#30324133) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Diverse filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3201562&forum_id=2#48811759) |