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Eastern Orthodoxy is a dead church

do these guys even do anything
Thriller Elastic Band
  05/09/22
Collect $50k watches and shit
coral lettuce
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Confused up-to-no-good state
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Passionate locale
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Sapphire ladyboy
  05/11/22
All religion is dead
Slimy Jet-lagged Pozpig Electric Furnace
  05/09/22
Nostra Aetate
Thriller Elastic Band
  05/09/22
this is actually basically correct. I almost became orthodox...
Passionate locale
  05/09/22
explain. had my own "almost became orthodox" phase...
Burgundy Heady Gaming Laptop Den
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Burgundy Heady Gaming Laptop Den
  05/14/22
there was a whole meme push among the right to go "east...
cheese-eating beady-eyed regret
  05/11/22
yeah i think this is still the case to an extent. cernovich ...
Burgundy Heady Gaming Laptop Den
  05/11/22
lmao
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cheese-eating beady-eyed regret
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fuchsia gay wizard
  05/11/22
'eastern orthodoxy' is a set of parochial churches tied spec...
trip pit laser beams
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Smoky Odious Fat Ankles Step-uncle's House
  05/11/22
The churches in America recognize that, so they're pushing f...
Slimy Jet-lagged Pozpig Electric Furnace
  05/11/22
The old priests aren't dead yet in our city afaict
Thriller Elastic Band
  05/11/22
best to just learn OCS and pwn some village idiot who thinks...
Sapphire ladyboy
  05/11/22
so this is like adult WASP converts to RCC who really love t...
Misanthropic institution
  05/16/22
lol this is not credited at all. other than the fact that ye...
Burgundy Heady Gaming Laptop Den
  05/11/22
right-wing LARPers joining non-Chalcedon churches accidental...
Misanthropic institution
  05/16/22
lol
aromatic library
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aromatic library
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gedood persoon
  03/05/26
the theology isnt even correct
Walnut address
  03/26/25
Right? I mean God clearly wants female priests performing g...
pea-brained pearl boistinker generalized bond
  03/26/25
goarch is already starting to let women in russian orthod...
Walnut address
  03/26/25
https://www.oca.org/holy-synod/statements/holy-synod/holy-sy...
pea-brained pearl boistinker generalized bond
  03/26/25
you apparently arent following ortho twitter and there ar...
Walnut address
  03/26/25
That's not contradicting my point on rogue churches. Every ...
pea-brained pearl boistinker generalized bond
  03/26/25
Elpidophoros is going to make woman priests in the next 10 y...
Walnut address
  03/26/25
Eastern Orthodoxy is the only Church not totally destroyed b...
pea-brained pearl boistinker generalized bond
  03/26/25
they're all dead
bombed out abyssal plane of existence
  03/05/26


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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: Thriller Elastic Band

do these guys even do anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44482880)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: coral lettuce

Collect $50k watches and shit

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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Confused up-to-no-good state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44482943)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Passionate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44482990)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: Sapphire ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495607)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: Slimy Jet-lagged Pozpig Electric Furnace

All religion is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44482982)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Thriller Elastic Band

Nostra Aetate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44482989)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 8:53 PM
Author: Passionate locale

this is actually basically correct. I almost became orthodox once and while a lot of the theology is credited the actual church is very dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44482996)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: Burgundy Heady Gaming Laptop Den

explain. had my own "almost became orthodox" phase and i wouldnt say exactly that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495541)



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Date: May 14th, 2022 8:24 AM
Author: Burgundy Heady Gaming Laptop Den



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: cheese-eating beady-eyed regret

there was a whole meme push among the right to go "eastern orthodox" for awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495545)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Burgundy Heady Gaming Laptop Den

yeah i think this is still the case to an extent. cernovich was reading seraphim rose not too long ago maybe you know about that.

definitely saw a lot of fat single guys in hoodies showing up to liturgy once then never again. not quite neckbeards but close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495570)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Thriller Elastic Band

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495574)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating beady-eyed regret



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: fuchsia gay wizard



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:28 PM
Author: trip pit laser beams

'eastern orthodoxy' is a set of parochial churches tied specifically to LANGUAGE and HISTORY. that's why there is an armenian orthodox church, a greek one, etc. you can't just be some random american english-speaker with no ethnic connection to those churches and parachute into them. it's silly. these are not 'abstract'/universalist creeds. they arose from a specific substrate of history and ethnicity.

if you can't even speak or read the nominal language of your orthodox church (let alone old church slavonic itself), you are a fraud, and you will NEVER be a genuine member of the faith. you are, at most, an absurd LARPer. that's harsh, but true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495587)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:29 PM
Author: Smoky Odious Fat Ankles Step-uncle's House



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:32 PM
Author: Slimy Jet-lagged Pozpig Electric Furnace

The churches in America recognize that, so they're pushing for bilingual services. Old generation that came over pre and post fall of Communism are dying off, so are the clergy. A lot of upcoming clergy are either second generation immigrants or first generation but came here when they were young/think of themselves more as American than their parents' ethnicity



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495604)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: Thriller Elastic Band

The old priests aren't dead yet in our city afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495656)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Sapphire ladyboy

best to just learn OCS and pwn some village idiot who thinks his pidgin Russian puts him closer to god than you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495615)



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Date: May 16th, 2022 7:39 PM
Author: Misanthropic institution

so this is like adult WASP converts to RCC who really love trad Latin Mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44523126)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: Burgundy Heady Gaming Laptop Den

lol this is not credited at all. other than the fact that yeah its dumb to try to larp in some serbian church or whatever.

there are plenty of places where not only is the liturgy in english, its the priest's native language and most parishioners are converts or the children of them.

the armenian church isnt EO btw theyre non-chalcedoneans ie "oriental orthodox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44495636)



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Date: May 16th, 2022 7:40 PM
Author: Misanthropic institution

right-wing LARPers joining non-Chalcedon churches accidentally falling into grievous heresy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#44523135)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: aromatic library

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#48784970)



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Date: October 9th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: aromatic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#49337354)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: gedood persoon



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Walnut address

the theology isnt even correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#48785028)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: pea-brained pearl boistinker generalized bond

Right? I mean God clearly wants female priests performing gay tranny weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#48785045)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Walnut address

goarch is already starting to let women in

russian orthodox in america lets in and marries homos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#48785063)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: pea-brained pearl boistinker generalized bond

https://www.oca.org/holy-synod/statements/holy-synod/holy-synod-issues-statement-on-same-sex-relationships-and-sexual-identity

Nope.

https://classroom.synonym.com/gender-roles-in-the-greek-orthodox-church-12087545.html

Nope.

There might be some rogue churches but I will need to see links before I accept that there have been any changes on either of those.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#48785086)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Walnut address

you apparently arent following ortho twitter

and there are other reasons orthodoxy is wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#48785099)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: pea-brained pearl boistinker generalized bond

That's not contradicting my point on rogue churches. Every religion has that. But there is a difference between what you see with other denominations (official and open acceptance of this shit) and Orthodoxy which is general opposition to these trends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#48785667)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Walnut address

Elpidophoros is going to make woman priests in the next 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#48785691)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: pea-brained pearl boistinker generalized bond

Eastern Orthodoxy is the only Church not totally destroyed by the shitlibification of Christianity. Totally pointless and a "dead church" other than increasing membership numbers. Possibly because they don't have a female "priest" performing gay tranny marriages as part of their "Services."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#48785039)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: bombed out abyssal plane of existence

they're all dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5105251&forum_id=2#49718195)